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52 minutes ago, Jauronimo said:

Some people call him Morris because he speaks of the poopatus of love.

 

And I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker. I sure don't want to hurt no one.

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2 hours ago, Jauronimo said:

Some people call him Morris because he speaks of the poopatus of love.

Doooookie dookie… doooookie dookie… dookie dookie all the tiiiIIIIMMMEEE. 

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I met his mom and wife when I went to the Dallas-Bills Thanksgiving game years back. We were all staying at the same hotel. Great folks- his mom doesn't live too far from me here in Austin.  

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10 hours ago, T.E. said:

I have never shat myself and am routinely confused by all the stories of men who have.

 

 

 

 

I just jinxed myself, didn't I?

You’re a moderate, god bless 

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12 hours ago, T.E. said:

I have never shat myself and am routinely confused by all the stories of men who have.

 

 

 

 

I just jinxed myself, didn't I?

 

Man, I used to think the same thing then one day I'm walking thru Walmart and I gotta rip one. Okay here's an empty aisle, lemme just walk down here and *thhbbpt!* Ummm...why the hell does it feel like that fart came with a prize? Didn't feel that way at all. Haven't been able to trust a fart since. I remember eating at an Applebee's before that so I blame them. 

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Celtics Legend Paul Pierce was once carted off the court in a wheelchair, only to come back into the game later.

 

Years later, he admitted that he pooped his pants, was wearing a white uniform, and didn't want anyone to see it, so therefore he asked to be wheel-chaired into the locker room!😂😂

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12 hours ago, The Tomcat said:

Nice...

 

After a hard night of drinking. Had 5 seconds to make a move....pants down.....nuclear waste spill....there's a deer......boom....deer runs 10 feet directly into a tree, falls over and dies....the ice cream machine was still flowing.   Good times, good times! 

 

Best advise I got was if your going to in the woods sit on a log,  you don't want gravity filling your pants while spreading the legs....and now you know..

And use blaze orange TP if other hunters are around.😉

Blaze-Orange-Toilet-Paper.jpg

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Only the ones who have crapped their pants insist that it happens more than you realize 🤔

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