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Posted
6 minutes ago, Lost said:

 

Whatever happened to Keaton Bills?

 

According to Wikipedia, he was released in the final roster cuts on August 27th 2024. 

 

This lead me to lookup other players with interesting last names, and here's what the website "Ranker" listed that people voted on:

 

1. Storm Duck (Ok, how tf is this an actual name?)

2. Kool-Aid McKinstry 

3. Amen Ogbongbemiga 

4. Qwan'tez Stiggers (Sounds like a Key & Peele skit name...)

5. Rock Ya-Sin 

6. Isaiahh Loudermilk (The last name is funny, but why spell "Isaiah" that way?)

7. Shy Tuttle 

8. DJ Glaze

9. Divine Deablo (I think his parents just wanted to balance out the last name)

10. DeMarvion Overshown (Another Key & Peele name)

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, BVBILLS said:

The cruel irony was losing Ja’Marcus Ingram in these desperate fantasy football moves. Another bonehead GM move to make the team even worse

Ingram is the worst player of savage,slay,Ingram and it’s not that close in my opinion 

 

Pretty sure Ingram will be back at some point too…idk what the Texans are going to do when Lassiter is back and they’re also down multiple DTs since  Tim Settle is now out for the season. Once this short term db injury issue is resolved for them I’m not sure they’ll want Ingram taking up a roster spot

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, T.E. said:

All this guy has to do is talk about how excited he is to be here and he will become an instant fan favorite lol

And wear a puffy yellow jacket. People love those.

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Posted

Wow tough crowd. I kinda had hope for Ingram, but he flat out sucked when he was out there. So I'm ok with this signing because if Cole gets hurt and we're looking at Cam Lewis and JP across from Hancock.....who may eventually be very good....we are screwed. No problem with this......So did he/is he retiring?

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Posted
1 hour ago, BigDingus said:

At this point, they're just looking at guys with cool last names.

 

Slay?

 

Savage?

 

I mean the Browns used to have players named "Ben Gay" & "Fair Hooker," so guess we're just going a different, more intimidating route. 

 

Maybe we can trade them for Amari Thrash & convert him to DB?

Next claimed is Bubba Sh!tkicker

Posted
1 hour ago, BigDingus said:

 

According to Wikipedia, he was released in the final roster cuts on August 27th 2024. 

 

This lead me to lookup other players with interesting last names, and here's what the website "Ranker" listed that people voted on:

 

1. Storm Duck (Ok, how tf is this an actual name?)

2. Kool-Aid McKinstry 

3. Amen Ogbongbemiga 

4. Qwan'tez Stiggers (Sounds like a Key & Peele skit name...)

5. Rock Ya-Sin 

6. Isaiahh Loudermilk (The last name is funny, but why spell "Isaiah" that way?)

7. Shy Tuttle 

8. DJ Glaze

9. Divine Deablo (I think his parents just wanted to balance out the last name)

10. DeMarvion Overshown (Another Key & Peele name)

Do you follow college ball? Noah Knigga - Eastern Michigan LB

Posted
1 hour ago, BigDingus said:

 

According to Wikipedia, he was released in the final roster cuts on August 27th 2024. 

 

This lead me to lookup other players with interesting last names, and here's what the website "Ranker" listed that people voted on:

 

1. Storm Duck (Ok, how tf is this an actual name?)

2. Kool-Aid McKinstry 

3. Amen Ogbongbemiga 

4. Qwan'tez Stiggers (Sounds like a Key & Peele skit name...)

5. Rock Ya-Sin 

6. Isaiahh Loudermilk (The last name is funny, but why spell "Isaiah" that way?)

7. Shy Tuttle 

8. DJ Glaze

9. Divine Deablo (I think his parents just wanted to balance out the last name)

10. DeMarvion Overshown (Another Key & Peele name)

 

Got me thinking about that Key and Peele skit...

 

 

 

Some classics!

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Posted
2 hours ago, BVBILLS said:

The cruel irony was losing Ja’Marcus Ingram in these desperate fantasy football moves. Another bonehead GM move to make the team even worse

Was he your staring CB this week?

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Posted (edited)

Marino was talking about this. You’re not allowed to talk to the agent prior to claiming the player. So it’s unfortunate. Not sure it’s Beans fault. More interesting was the tension between McD and Bean he senses over the last year.  And he thinks McD was not on board with this attempted CB swap. 

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Posted
4 hours ago, BuffaloBillies said:

Hope they hang on to Slay as long as they are legally allowed to. Make him sit there in purgatory.

They can hang on to him as long as they damn well please.  The Bills own his rights in perpetuity. He can retire, or play for the Bills.  Those are his two options.  

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Posted
1 hour ago, transient said:

Bills gonna claim every S and CB to hit the waiver wire now just to #### with the Eagles. 

You forgot wide receiver. Beane must be sleeping next to the waiver wire. 

Posted
33 minutes ago, Slack_in_MA said:

 

Got me thinking about that Key and Peele skit...

 

 

 

Some classics!

 

Exactly!

That's why I said both Qwan'tez Stiggers & DeMarvion Overshown sound like Key & Peele skit names 😂

 

Just real enough to be believable, but also ridiculous enough to sound like a joke!

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Posted
2 hours ago, AlCowlingsTaxiService said:

So we got the Elam of safeties … another first round DB who can’t stick on a roster. Awesome 👏🏽 

He’s started 82 of 95 games (86%), so that’s very unlike Elam who was borderline unplayable.

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