thebug Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 Just now, Augie said: Very enlightening. Thank you for that. You go run and tell someone to defend your wife. I will defend mine. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 1 minute ago, thebug said: You go run and tell someone to defend your wife. I will defend mine. Good luck! Did I say I was running? You are exposing your lack of comprehension. Good luck to you, sir. I’m a pretty even keeled guy. It’s very rare that I can’t find common ground with someone. I’m looking for a non-violent solution. My wife is on board...she’s an educated and successful individual. Bravado is often the same as ignorance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, Augie said: Did I say I was running? You are exposing your lack of comprehension. Good luck to you, sir. I’m a pretty even keeled guy. It’s very rare that I can’t find common ground with someone. I’m looking for a non-violent solution. My wife is on board...she’s an educated and successful individual. Bravado is often the same as ignorance. Sorry, I didn’t consider how lesbians operate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, thebug said: Sorry, I didn’t consider how lesbians operate. Well, thank you for that. You have now completely exposed yourself as a moron. It’s tough when you have to try to interpret someone who just might have something worth listening to. It’s now clear you offer nothing of value. Have a nice night, and a nice life. I mean that sincerely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Augie said: Well, thank you for that. You have now completely exposed yourself as a moron. It’s tough when you have to try to interpret someone who just might have something worth listening to. It’s now clear you offer nothing of value. Have a nice night, and a nice life. I mean that sincerely. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, thebug said: ? Thanks, and hope next week goes better for all of us! GO BILLS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, Augie said: Thanks, and hope next week goes better for all of us! GO BILLS!!! Go Bills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, RochesterRob said: I noticed that, too. The subtitle for that movie should have been "Battle of the Geezers." i wonder if she really looks that bad or did they make her look that way. If so she definitely has been left out of the Hollywood loop of age and beauty secrets. 7 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: You’ll laugh it off if I grabbed your wife’s tit and gave it a honk? Where do you live again? Yes and parts unknown basically some drunken idiot is not worth wasting my time on, he probably wouldn't even remember anyway. The older i get the less time i have for stupid people. knowing my wife she would have given him a swat and tell me she still has it Edited October 28, 2019 by Buffalo Barbarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Day 10 Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 The answer to the question is 23. However, im not sure about present day. The presence of supercomputers with high def video cameras everyone's pocket makes me want to say 18. Definitely not when you have assets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RochesterRob Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Buffalo Barbarian said: i wonder if she really looks that bad or did they make her look that way. If so she definitely has been left out of the Hollywood loop of age and beauty secrets. Yes and parts unknown basically some drunken idiot is not worth wasting my time on, he probably wouldn't even remember anyway. The older i get the less time i have for stupid people. knowing my wife she would have given him a swat and tell me she still has it There is a 2019 pic in the Wikipedia article on her. She is 63 years old and looks like an old 63. Definitely has not had work done on her face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpberr Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 I'd say 18. And only in self defense. Let him swing first and then you can go to town. In today's society, that first punch can get you into a *deep* expensive ditch of criminal and civil trouble, especially if somebody records it. In the big world of possibilities, say that first punch kills this guy, which has happened. That's likely a manslaughter charge and you're headed to prison. Let's say your punch knocks out a couple teeth. You're likely to be sued for the $$$ cosmetic dentistry. Regardless if his case has merit, you'll spend your own money hiring a lawyer to defend you. If he wins, your assets become exposed to the jerk to take. The woman, in today's society (yet again) has a far better chance of giving this guy what he deserves by simply telling the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordio Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 On 10/26/2019 at 5:20 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said: Was carpooling with another hockey Dad friend on the way to Montpelier today, and he was telling me how he was up at a comedy show on the mountain last weekend and some drunk idiot literally squoze his wife’s boob!! I guess they were on the way out to the car after the show and this dude (who was obnoxiously hammered all night I guess) just gave it a honk ? This made me think though. I think I would HAVE to fight that guy if it was my wife. Right?! Even if he was bigger than me, I’d have to at least make an effort. *****’s crazy... I’m 40 btw Discuss.... Back in my late 20s & 30s I would definitely get in a fight over that, now that I am 46 I would probably laugh it off. The problem with getting in a fight nowadays, you think your getting into a good old fashion fist fight & the guy pulls a gun & shoots you. Like I said, I would probably laugh it off, I would hope my wife too would have a sense of humor about it but I could be wrong on that count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 Fighting sucks. It's exhausting and the older I get the more it hurts after. I got that thang on me outside of work, so I'm determined to always deescalate. But I try not to put myself in ***** situations and my face makes people not want to talk to me generally. If you're getting into fights after college over petty ***** then you're an ####### and probably need to get a handle on your drinking. But if your child or significant other's safety is at stake, all bets are off and you better start fighting, idgaf how old you are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Day 10 Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 If you "win", you are likely getting sued, arrested, etc. Maybe someone holds a deep grudge against you If you "lose", you are likely getting arrested, hospital visit, disfigurement, killed, etc There is a small zone in the middle where you win the fight, get a trophy, your "opponent" is dazed while his friends check on him, and you walk away with the girl and a cheering crowd. But usually, that doesnt happen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 (edited) 17 hours ago, thebug said: Sorry, I didn’t consider how lesbians operate. You owe that man an apology. Edited October 28, 2019 by Cripple Creek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 (edited) friends in their early 20s, back in the day, on a road trip in the US got into a mixup in a bar and took it out to an alley one said he felt a large chain wrapping around his head, and vowed to stop getting into fights if he got out of this one alive Edited October 28, 2019 by row_33 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 When you have to file a claim through Medicare for injuries incurred. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 what kind of a country is this where a few days in outpatient isn't a sign of manliness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 28, 2019 Author Share Posted October 28, 2019 I believe I would have to act if my wife got randomly groped by some drunken weirdo. I think I would respond verbally at first, try to make the guy take the first swing, and then do my best to defend my wife’s honor. I couldn’t live with myself otherwise. Just standing there like an idiot why some jack-off does possibly the worst thing he can do to my wife? Yeah, no. Whether or not I get my ass handed to me is irrelevant. Mr. Gropey is going to get everything I got. If the police happen to be right there, I would certainly seek their assistance instead. But that would be unlikely. Honking on a boob that doesn’t “belong to you” is a cardinal offense, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: I believe I would have to act if my wife got randomly groped by some drunken weirdo. I think I would respond verbally at first, try to make the guy take the first swing, and then do my best to defend my wife’s honor. I couldn’t live with myself otherwise. Just standing there like an idiot why some jack-off does possibly the worst thing he can do to my wife? Yeah, no. Whether or not I get my ass handed to me is irrelevant. Mr. Gropey is going to get everything I got. If the police happen to be right there, I would certainly seek their assistance instead. But that would be unlikely. Honking on a boob that doesn’t “belong to you” is a cardinal offense, IMO. hope it doesn't happen, good luck if it does.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 28, 2019 Author Share Posted October 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, row_33 said: hope it doesn't happen, good luck if it does.... The scary part is just about everyone (including myself) carries a concealed firearm in Vermont. I carry mine just about everywhere except for work. If a drunk dude is willing to grope my wife, he likely is dumb and drunk enough to shoot us both in the face too. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: The scary part is just about everyone (including myself) carries a concealed firearm in Vermont. I carry mine just about everywhere except for work. If a drunk dude is willing to grope my wife, he likely is dumb and drunk enough to shoot us both in the face too. ??? don't worry too much about it, unless men can't help themselves around you and your SO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 28, 2019 Author Share Posted October 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, row_33 said: don't worry too much about it, unless men can't help themselves around you and your SO Not worried, and I’ve never had a problem with men disrespecting my wife. I’m not much of a “tough guy” or a fighter, but I’m a fairly large man which I think is a deterrent. My friend’s story just got me thinking...that’s all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GottaRun Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 I've seen guys in their 70's throwing punches in my local. It happened once in the 36 years I've been drinking there. There's no age limit on fighting, if someone pushes the right combo of buttons age doesn't come into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordio Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: I believe I would have to act if my wife got randomly groped by some drunken weirdo. I think I would respond verbally at first, try to make the guy take the first swing, and then do my best to defend my wife’s honor. I couldn’t live with myself otherwise. Just standing there like an idiot why some jack-off does possibly the worst thing he can do to my wife? Yeah, no. Whether or not I get my ass handed to me is irrelevant. Mr. Gropey is going to get everything I got. If the police happen to be right there, I would certainly seek their assistance instead. But that would be unlikely. Honking on a boob that doesn’t “belong to you” is a cardinal offense, IMO. Squeezing her boob is not the worst thing that could happen to your wife. Who knows she might even enjoy it. Edited October 28, 2019 by Gordio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 25 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Not worried, and I’ve never had a problem with men disrespecting my wife. I’m not much of a “tough guy” or a fighter, but I’m a fairly large man which I think is a deterrent. My friend’s story just got me thinking...that’s all. congrats on the spark in your heart and mind still being there!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 28, 2019 Author Share Posted October 28, 2019 16 minutes ago, Gordio said: Squeezing her boob is not the worst thing that could happen to your wife. Who knows she might even enjoy it. Spoken like a true boob squeezer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 37 minutes ago, Gordio said: Squeezing her boob is not the worst thing that could happen to your wife. Who knows she might even enjoy it. "They're not handles." "Yes, they are." "No, they're not!" "You sure? I think we need experimental verification on this one." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordio Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Spoken like a true boob squeezer! Yeah I have squeezed one or two in my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Gordio said: Yeah I have squeezed one or two in my day. You’re quite the romantic! ? My buddy’s sister in law got a boob job that she was VERY proud of. With his wife in the next room, the SIL sticks her chest out and asks him “do you want to feel them?” Ummmm, he had the sense to know that it might not end well! That’s got to be a trap! But he was tempted...... . Edited October 28, 2019 by Augie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Day 10 Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Augie said: You’re quite the romantic! ? My buddy’s sister in law got a boob job that she was VERY proud of. With his wife in the next room, the SIL sticks her chest out and asks him “do you want to feel them?” Ummmm, he had the sense to know that it might not end well! That’s got to be a trap! But he was tempted...... . Reminds me of those old maury povich shows, where he would have the hisband in the green room and tempt him with some hot chick throwing themself at him. Great entertainment Edited October 28, 2019 by May Day 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy KGB Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: I’m a fairly large man which I think is a deterrent. 6’2 240 plus ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 28, 2019 Author Share Posted October 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Teddy KGB said: 6’2 240 plus ? Picture Trumaine Edmunds but with face tattoos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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