Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 So I was opening up a fresh bag of salt & vinegar potato chips yesterday evening, and what was staring right back at me? There was a small, burnt potato chip exactly the same shape and size as the mole on Drew Brees' right cheek! How am I to interpret this? Does this mean we are going to eat him up on Sunday? Does this mean he is going to chip away at our defense? Does this mean coach McD will be "salty" at his players come post-game on Sunday? Why couldn't I go for the pretzels? My normal snack food of choice is cheetos....but not last night! I'll admit. I'm beginning to become concerned here... help? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 That is concerning. Are they Cape Cod brand? Reduced fat or regular? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 My crystal ball says the saints are burnt crisp All three phases of our team will be eating heartily on Sunday afternoon nothing to fear grasshopper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 Smash it. Maybe he'll get a sympathy concussion and be out for the game. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 I don't think it counts, or is true, unless you see Jesus. Maybe it's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 Take it to your neighbor and ask him to shower with it... preferably in your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maine-iac Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 the game is in the bag? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyDays Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 The Bills will be eating a W this Sunday 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 Just now, HappyDays said: The Bills will be eating a W this Sunday Yup. And how many times have you heard me say it, "Eating W's will set this franchise back a decade." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 He better not light us up or it will be your fault. ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 9 minutes ago, Kelly the Dog said: Yup. And how many times have you heard me say it, "Eating W's will set this franchise back a decade." Yeah like poor drafting and frequent coaching changes has had any impact.... anyone taking want a Maybin, JP Losman or EJ jersey? After all it’s hard to eat w’s In the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Cubed Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 I actually thought that was a crappy KFC commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 51 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: So I was opening up a fresh bag of salt & vinegar potato chips yesterday evening, and what was staring right back at me? There was a small, burnt potato chip exactly the same shape and size as the mole on Drew Brees' right cheek! How am I to interpret this? Does this mean we are going to eat him up on Sunday? Does this mean he is going to chip away at our defense? Does this mean coach McD will be "salty" at his players come post-game on Sunday? Why couldn't I go for the pretzels? My normal snack food of choice is cheetos....but not last night! I'll admit. I'm beginning to become concerned here... help? Ok. To combat this you MUST watch the movie All About The Benjamins 7 and 2/3 times. One of the times MUST be in Spanish and once in French. After watching the chip should be placed on a white tray. If you are still oh, Leary about the outcome you can Hyde the chip in the Woods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 If you ate the chip with Bison French onion dip, then all is fine. If the mole changed shape after you noticed it, take it to the doc and get it checked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 this is most INteresting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_with_it Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: So I was opening up a fresh bag of salt & vinegar potato chips yesterday evening, and what was staring right back at me? There was a small, burnt potato chip exactly the same shape and size as the mole on Drew Brees' right cheek! How am I to interpret this? Does this mean we are going to eat him up on Sunday? Does this mean he is going to chip away at our defense? Does this mean coach McD will be "salty" at his players come post-game on Sunday? Why couldn't I go for the pretzels? My normal snack food of choice is cheetos....but not last night! I'll admit. I'm beginning to become concerned here... help? Ask saviorpeterman it sounds concerning. He is king of concern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xRUSHx Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 (edited) Haha, nice thread OP thank you for chipping in to the thread count, this gave me a good laugh. I have to say food visions are bad if you dont eat it because staring at it eats you away. Eat the dam chip so we can get the win. Go Bills Edited November 7, 2017 by xRUSHx 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 2 hours ago, BuffaloBill said: Take it to your neighbor and ask him to shower with it... preferably in your house. He's deceased. That might be frowned upon. 2 hours ago, Maine-iac said: the game is in the bag? I was thinking this tonight at my son's hockey practice. Must be it... 2 hours ago, mead107 said: He better not light us up or it will be your fault. ?? The chip chose me, Mead. 51 minutes ago, Captain_Quint said: If you ate the chip with Bison French onion dip, then all is fine. If the mole changed shape after you noticed it, take it to the doc and get it checked out. It's the same shape, although it did get a bit soggy sitting near the sink. I have it in my trophy case now. 34 minutes ago, Bill_with_it said: Ask saviorpeterman it sounds concerning. He is king of concern. Is he concerned? I need his take on this phenomenon. 38 minutes ago, JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS said: this is most INteresting Weird! Is there an existing thread about food resembling Brees' face mole? Mods feel free to merge.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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