JohnC Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 (edited) Brandon introduced the new promotion motto for the year. It is : This year is going to be different. When asked by a media member what is going to be different about this year? Brandon responded: the year will be different. Rex was asked at the promotion event what is the best thing about coaching the Bills. He said having a rich guaranteed five year contract. He was also asked if the Bills were going to make any big additions this year. He said yes, his weighty brother. The followup question was what attribute is he going to bring to the table. Rex said 300 sloppy lbs and a gargantuan appetite to the table. Brandon also brought up the point that he is going to do everything in his means to turn it around. When asked of an example of what he was doing he pointed out that he made a formal complaint to Goodell that he doesn't want Spero Dedes and Solomon Wilcots to announce anymore of their games. When asked why he said they were jinxing us! Brandon also announced that their secondary marketing motto for the upcoming season was going to be : Trust us, we will arrive at the destination this year. When Jerry Sullivan stood up and asked what the hell does that mean, he was immediately thrown out of the gathering for asking such an impertinent question. Brandon was asked by a member of the media why the Bills' facilities smelled differently from other franchise facilities. He said it was due to the lingering long term stench of wretched mediocrity. Edited February 20, 2016 by JohnC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 2016 : We won't Frack up again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Brandon commented at a press conference that the franchise had made improvements in the offseason. When asked what were they he responded that the the locker room had been freshly pointed and new carpets added, and out of deference to the new coaching addition, Rex's sloppy looking brother, more desserts will be added to the training table. It was also pointed out that because a higher level of conditioning will be required that Dareus will not be allowed to eat the high caloric desserts until he passes a conditioning test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Hands UP! Don't Poop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellaman101 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 "F#&^ why not?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 (edited) Brandon announces that he wants the team to become the crazy Al Davis Raiders of the East. He announces the slogan for the year is "A Killer Attitude". He then introduces Greg Hardy as a new Bill. The media members don't ask him any questions because they are afraid of the snarling player who is packing a gun. When Brandon was asked if it was appropriate for a player to be openly carrying an automatic gun to an introduction he said it was legal in Texas so he assumed it was legal in NY. The trembling media members one by one discreetly leave the room. Edited February 23, 2016 by JohnC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 The 2016 Buffalo Bills -- Now Offering Brut Rose Bottle Service in All Club Seating Areas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 We got Brady right where we want him! The 2016 Bills, played by the Marx brothers in football costumes. Captain Spalding played by Rex Ryan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeSpeed Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Trying to dodge national TV embarrassments for 16 year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladiebla Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Join the Stampede for another record breaking year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Champagne anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBuffaloKid Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 If you can't beat 'em... Wait until next year! The Buffalo Bills! TALKING PLOWED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gale Gilbert Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 (edited) "Fear the playoffs" "When it's 4th and Rex's head, punt" "We like to play football" "Did we mention that we have consistent punting?" "Playing not to lose since 1960" I think that punting should have something to do with it. Edited February 24, 2016 by Gale Gilbert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 2016 Buffalo Bills: WE TRY HARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 "The 17th time's a charm" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HT02 Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 "Hey You're The One's Who Wanted Us to Stay" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Your 2016 Buffalo Bills: Playoff bound!! (the league provides a cache of complementary tickets to non-participants) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homey D. Clown Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 2016 - "Hey, at least We're not Cleveland" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malazan Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 2016 - HEAD-ON! GOES DIRECTLY ON YOUR FOREHEAD! HEAD-ON! GOES DIRECTLY ON YOUR FOREHEAD! HEAD-ON! GOES DIRECTLY ON YOUR FOREHEAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 2016 - Tiptoeing around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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