BringBackFergy Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I almost forgot: start every one of your sentences with "Obviously" and throw in some "okay?" now and then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Tell them this questioning has took the sails right out of your wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Cubed Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Could you work the FleaMouldsXX rating system into it somehow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 After every answer, just grin really widely, hold your thumb up, and say: "Stayin' " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodbuster Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Cite "sources deep within" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Maybe pull a "Tommy Boy" and say "Senator Durbin, I had sex with your sister.....Chuck, you were there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 This reminds me ... what happened to Sage Against the Machine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 This reminds me ... what happened to Sage Against the Machine? Yes. Gotta work in the all-lentil diet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 In your case, I wouldn't worry. No one's stealing your identity. Who'd want to be you? LMAO! That's what I have been saying all along!-- "Here! Take my life! Want the children? Wife... Have them... Oh yeah, you gotta work @ Midnight and go lock that drunk douchebag that keeps on hitting that annoying buzzer/signal!" Ha! Somehow I can't get the Blues Brothers restaurant scene out of my head now! "Have a nice life... Oh and thanks fro the scratch when I sold the children and wife!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Out of all of these, I think Rosen will be the easiest to work into the testimony. CSPAN is going to wonder why there's a spike in viewership in the WNY region. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Tell them they need to get hold of Howard. This hacking has cost him his pension and he is not happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillnutinHouston Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 How did you get it? Snail Mail? I haven't got anything yet... I am DoD Army. Email from OPM to my work email account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Email from OPM to my work email account. Thanx! I haven't seen anything yet, but will scour through the inbox... Also check and see if anybody else received something. Did they tell you what was compromised... What to watch for, etc... Anything you should be doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Thanx! I haven't seen anything yet, but will scour through the inbox... Also check and see if anybody else received something. Did they tell you what was compromised... What to watch for, etc... Anything you should be doing? First their carp invade your waterways, then their hackers steal your information I have never been a Federal employee but I have worked on Government contracts. I received an email that additional systems beyond OPM may have been compromised. No specifics, just the blanket email saying that I may or may not be affected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 20, 2015 Author Share Posted June 20, 2015 First their carp invade your waterways, then their hackers steal your information I have never been a Federal employee but I have worked on Government contracts. I received an email that additional systems beyond OPM may have been compromised. No specifics, just the blanket email saying that I may or may not be affected. "Beyond OPM" is...complicated. This data goes all the way back to 1985, which is well before OPM was responsible for it. The data was generated from so many sources and changed hands enough over the past 30 years that "systems beyond OPM" is an almost meaningless statement. I obviously can't give any sort of official statement. But the people I know at OPM who work on these systems say that they aren't even getting straight answers from OPM management. That alone speaks volumes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 "Beyond OPM" is...complicated. This data goes all the way back to 1985, which is well before OPM was responsible for it. The data was generated from so many sources and changed hands enough over the past 30 years that "systems beyond OPM" is an almost meaningless statement. I obviously can't give any sort of official statement. But the people I know at OPM who work on these systems say that they aren't even getting straight answers from OPM management. That alone speaks volumes. 1985? Great Scot Tommy! What were you thinking? It will take 1.21 gigawatts to fix it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Congress: So Tom tell us what you know about this. Tom: "Beyond OPM" is...complicated. This data goes all the way back to 1985, which is well before OPM was responsible for it. The data was generated from so many sources and changed hands enough over the past 30 years that "systems beyond OPM" is an almost meaningless statement. I obviously can't give any sort of official statement. But the people I know at OPM who work on these systems say that they aren't even getting straight answers from OPM management. That alone speaks volumes. Congress: Tom: Idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 https://youtu.be/xCDT5b6Bv3A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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