The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Howard, control your grandson please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Buffalo Wings Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Please don't reproduce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xsoldier54 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Does anyone here really believe Spags is a real person and not just a character? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tu-Toned Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 It would be fun to try an guess who Jimmy actually is. He has to be an established poster here with Jimmy as his alias. My guess is "I eat crayons" We have not heard from him in a while and have never really observed them in the same room, er I mean post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Does anyone here really believe Spags is a real person and not just a character? My brother Darryl's on the fence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 It would be fun to try an guess who Jimmy actually is. He has to be an established poster here with Jimmy as his alias. My guess is "I eat crayons" We have not heard from him in a while and have never really observed them in the same room, er I mean post. You smelt it, you dealt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted May 27, 2015 Author Share Posted May 27, 2015 Jimmy, Happy belated birthday! I hope all is well! I know Rex had success his first two years with the Jets, then bottomed out. Was it more because the GM didn't give him all the tools he needed (players, coaches, etc...) or did other teams figure out his style? Also, can you point out things that Rex did very well and things that weren't so good. In regards to the Bills, they in fact hired a great coaching staff. I'm really excited to see what Greg Roman will do for the offense. Roman's offenses in SF were in the Top 5 the last three years as he ran a run heavy offense, which he will do with McCoy. No one here is expecting any of the Bills QB's to be a Top 10 QB, just an Alex Smith type QB (game manager who will not lose you the game). With having the #4 ranked defense and the #2 ranked special teams, I can see the Bills playing deep into January with all the talent they loaded up on offense: McCoy, Harvin, Watkins, Woods, Charles Clay, Jerome Felton, Fred Jackson. The Bills will surprise a lot of people in the NFL this year. Gailey was a good OC and I wished the Bills had him here last year running the offense (just not the whole team). I'm glad Marrone is gone as he played an ultra-conservative offense. Todd Bowles was a great DC for Arizona, so we'll see how he does as HC. I know people here in Buffalo questioned Mike Pettine and how well he would do as DC without Ryan before he came to the Bills, so we'll see how well Bowles does without Arians. Jets look to have a very impressive defense, but if you guys are going with Geno Smith, then you could finish like the Bills did last season 9-7 and missing the playoffs. Jimmy, P.S.: J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS...S-U-C-K SUCK SUCK SUCK!!! Just busting your balls, but the Jets chant is annoying! At least your not a jerk but you think to much. Rex got run because he is to much of a nice guy and that don't play in NYC. Simple as that. The new guy will get the job done period. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCD Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Does anyone here really believe Spags is a real person and not just a character? Oh he is a character alright! He's just about got the character of a boiled potato! Ain't-cha Jimmy?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Buffalo Wings Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 (edited) Ya bish. Edited May 27, 2015 by Hot Buffalo Wings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protocal69 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 (edited) Its funny that you notice that we are practicing, but trust me its not for the JETS. Remember we proved that we dont need to practice for the JETS since are players were buried in 7ft of snow and COULDN'T PRACTICE ALL WEEK LONG and we still beat the brakes off your team in a neutral stadium. So get back to us when your team isnt sitting in the basement of the AFC EAST. Edited May 27, 2015 by Protocal69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I heard you be swimin with da fishes. Good to have you back. What are you thing with the Jersey Jets this year? over/under at 4 wins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET1062 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 The grammar on this thread is so bad I can't tell what it real and what is jest. Please make it all go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmotionallyUnstable Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Please don't reproduce. Bahaha. I thought this was all a joke at first but it turned out to be real? This offseason keeps getting better and better. Someone remind me our record last season vs. NJ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 At least your not a jerk but you think to much. Rex got run because he is to much of a nice guy and that don't play in NYC. Simple as that. The new guy will get the job done period. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Rex got run out because he's not a punk ass tough guy wannabe and therefore the Jersey Jest fan base couldn't relate to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Rex got run out because he's not a punk ass tough guy wannabe and therefore the Jersey Jest fan base couldn't relate to him. I knews if I kept readin youse...damnit I can't do the dialect, but I knew if I kept reading I'd be offering you one of these someday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I knews if I kept readin youse...damnit I can't do the dialect, but I knew if I kept reading I'd be offering you one of these someday! Hating on the Jets is something we all can agree on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 James. I'm more of a senior member because of my age but I dont post often. But I see you are a Jet's fan so I think you are the kind of guy I used to deal with at lunch or recess during grammar school. Their was always a kid that butted into my business and I had to fix the problem. Don't make me fix this. I dont have the time or patients for you. Go Bills. H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 James. I'm more of a senior member because of my age but I dont post often. But I see you are a Jet's fan so I think you are the kind of guy I used to deal with at lunch or recess during grammar school. Their was always a kid that butted into my business and I had to fix the problem. Don't make me fix this. I dont have the time or patients for you. Go Bills. H Shots fired! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLbills Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 How may Jets fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Doesn't really matter, they can never find the switch to turn it on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Great to have ya back Jim ! Callin out and making friends. all the same in the end. enjoy your visits! Jets might be on the rise. Looking forward to the Season for sure. afc east aint no joke anymore. somebodies gotta take them Pats to the ground. and it's gonna happen this year. btw Happy belated Birthday ! Hating on the Jets is something we all can agree on. Not me. I dont hate anyone. wait. yes i do. just not the Jetses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 James. I'm more of a senior member because of my age but I dont post often. But I see you are a Jet's fan so I think you are the kind of guy I used to deal with at lunch or recess during grammar school. Their was always a kid that butted into my business and I had to fix the problem. Don't make me fix this. I dont have the time or patients for you. Go Bills. H And Tough Guy Howie reappears.... Jimmy, don't know you, but I hate the Jets... I also hate Howard... Just wanted to let you know that Howard is all blow... PM him for a good time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobonators Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Extended weekend release from Rikers? I may have urinated myself at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Jimmy! You've been studying grammar! It grama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyHorseAteTheKid Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 So we get to hear from another idiot. What else is new? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJDK Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Ok, thanks Jimmy! I hope it doesn't get too hot for you in your mothers basement. Maybe you could help set the over/under for which week Brandon Marshall has his 'episode' this season? Keep praying Jimmy it's only been 50 years for ' yous' and if there was one man to bring it home I'm sure it will be Gino. Good luck and pick up after yourself, your mother is getting old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Malooga Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I love this...every time...I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beh7788 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 .......Was that the real Stone Cold Steve Austin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Malooga Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 .......Was that the real Stone Cold Steve Austin?LMFAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 welcome back bro! you's in big trouble with johnny pitbull from the 11370. get ahold of me write away and I mite be able to "call off the dogs" if you no what I mean. (for a price) cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsShredder83 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I know we arent supposed to break character either... but seriously, you do a fantastic job with these Mr Spags. Laughing my ass off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave mcbride Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) If you are going to try and get under our skins, I would at least use proper grammar and spelling. Thanks for checking in. Good luck this season Missed one: "their" for "there" in the third line of the fifth (second to last) paragraph. Edited May 28, 2015 by dave mcbride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 James. I'm more of a senior member because of my age but I dont post often. But I see you are a Jet's fan so I think you are the kind of guy I used to deal with at lunch or recess during grammar school. Their was always a kid that butted into my business and I had to fix the problem. Don't make me fix this. I dont have the time or patients for you. Go Bills. H Do you have a safe mail route? Because I'd hate to have someone come up from behind and slams you into a window frame with iron bars around it. Your face looks like it bruises easily and you'd look like some kind of striped prune that runs it mouth a lot. That would be unfortunate. Watch your back when your delivering. And how did you fix the problem with the lunch kid at school? Did you bring an extra pair of tighty whites in your Scoobly Doo thermos? P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Front Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 I think Bilbo is one of them backwards readers because if looks like his name should be Dildo. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobonators Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 How can I possibly have 2 warning points still from years ago and this clown ^^^^ is still posting on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 James You don't know the first thing about my mail route or my service to this country in the USPS. For 60 plus years me and guys I trained with in Brooklyn, Utica and Seneca Falls dealt with punks like you and your greaseball buddies. Cheap shots at our vehicles and wisecrack comments about our uniforms. Times have changed but not so much that I haven't noticed how !@#$s like you don't respect hard work and service to the country. I've had my share of battles as a kid and more recently when Nickie Ressetoni tried to argue how the Jets were gonna beat my Bills this year. Nickie and me (along with Shirl and his wife Marie) have coffee every Friday at Dunkin Donuts. Two months ago when he said this I walked outside with him and told him to take it back. he didn't so I took care of business right there next to his Buick lesabre. His stomach buckled because of the canoli he eats every day. Youre the same kind James. A smartass punk with no moral fiber. I was brought up on the Bills, oatmeal and Genessee 12 Horse. If I ever see you in my neighborhood we can continue this discussion with Nickie. Now go get a job and leave the true fans alone. H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COBillsBacker Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Missed one: "their" for "there" in the third line of the fifth (second to last) paragraph. I've failed... I made the edit, and realized I added s to the end of suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) James You don't know the first thing about my mail route or my service to this country in the USPS. For 60 plus years me and guys I trained with in Brooklyn, Utica and Seneca Falls dealt with punks like you and your greaseball buddies. Cheap shots at our vehicles and wisecrack comments about our uniforms. Times have changed but not so much that I haven't noticed how !@#$s like you don't respect hard work and service to the country. I've had my share of battles as a kid and more recently when Nickie Ressetoni tried to argue how the Jets were gonna beat my Bills this year. Nickie and me (along with Shirl and his wife Marie) have coffee every Friday at Dunkin Donuts. Two months ago when he said this I walked outside with him and told him to take it back. he didn't so I took care of business right there next to his Buick lesabre. His stomach buckled because of the canoli he eats every day. Youre the same kind James. A smartass punk with no moral fiber. I was brought up on the Bills, oatmeal and Genessee 12 Horse. If I ever see you in my neighborhood we can continue this discussion with Nickie. Now go get a job and leave the true fans alone. H Your funny old man. Trust me you don't want no part of me snapping your forearms like they was pretzel sticks. I don't care about your uniform or not. How about I send my great uncle Sal over to see you? He was my Grandma Vincenzo's brother. He is 82 but I'm pretty sure he could take care of business. He doesn't get out much though. Maybe in the parking lot of the Jills game when they come to the city to play the Jets? P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Edited May 28, 2015 by Jimmy Spagnola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Mr Spagnulo Howard went down to Tops for some things and left his membership writing page open. I want to respond to your message because you are a very mean football fan. My husband gave a lot to this city and country and his history shouldn't be made fun of. He stormed out of the house promising to be back and asked me to hose off the barbells and weights in the garage. I don't know what you have planned but I can say that your uncle Sal has little chance of doing anything hurtful to my husband. Howard is a dear man and he loves everything about the Bills. I would say something about you but I was brought up to say nothing at all if some greasy thug makes rude comments. Please dlete this message after you read it because I don't want Howard or my son Roger to see it. I suggest you apologise to Howard and let this little argument end because he gets real mean when people say things about the Bills. No hard feelings Shirly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchmurraydowntown Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 A lot of stuff has happened since I been here. I logged in and somebody had sent me a note from my birthday saying Happy Birthday so thanks. I read your practice topic and it looks like your quaterbacks stink like predicted. It is a quarterback league so good luck in the draft. You guys got Rex and he is a cool dude even though he doesn't coach that good any more. But he is better than some of the guys you had before. We got Gailey but not for the top job but more for what he belongs in. And we now finally have a top notch head coach to go with our talent and big market team. It is to bad for you guys that you has to be in the AFC East with a team that cheats and another big time team on the rise. I think if you was in the rust belt division or slum division or whatever they was gonna call that when they had the idea then you'd have a chance. Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Buffalo and Detroit I think it was. They could have called it the put me out of my misery division. With no QB on your team you have a chance to set the record for number of interceptions by Revis in one day. Maybe you can beat out the cheaters because Tommy Boy can't play against you this time. You're defense is good though too I gotta admit. I have to laugh at your new owner spending all of this money thinking you guys can compete but he is at least trying. You just know some crap is going to happen to you again. And that is before the Jets defense treats you guys like a bunch of rag dolls. I hope you had your fun last year when the Jets were working there plan to get rid of Rex. My favorite play was that rookie getting caught from behind when he was showboating. He was lucky it wasn't me who caught him because I would have smacked him right in his face. I hope everyone has been good I'm just checking in to be nice. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. When's your trip back to boys town end ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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