Stone Cold 3:16

I aint gonna waste my time on here tryin to convince nobody who I am. Got way too much else to worry about right now. I done told ya once boy, come up to Orchard Park, NY week 17 and we'll see what's what. Even though I haven't posted in a few years, I keep an eye on this site from time to time and from what I hear, Hammers lot is the place to drink beer. So if you wanna drink a beer with Stone Cold and talk some football, that's fine. If you want an ass whoopin, that's fine too. You let me know son.

Vince will have no problem filling AT&T and if you think Stone Cold won't be involved somehow, you don't understand how much passion I got for wrestling and my home state of Texas. And Jimmy coming back and making that speech right before he died was nothing sort of tragic. But he got to make his peace. Love the guy. Always will. And if I were to strap em up again, there's one man whose ass I would love to whip and that's CM Punk. He'll be back and when he is, I'll be waitin for him. And hell yeah, go bills. They're gonna be good man. That defense is gonna leave a lotta carnage in its wake.

I've known Terry for a long time and I respect the hell outta the guy but at this point it aint happenin. He said some things that I didn't appreciate and even if I did wanna whip his ass the guy is just too damn old. Wouldn't make for a good match at this point. We crossed paths back in WCW a few times back when he first left the WWF and back then he didn't have a lot of respect for the young guys tryin to make their way and that's one thing I'll never forget about Terry. One of the best though, can't argue that.

Sure seems to me like you been doing a lot of yapping since I chimed in here yesterday and you aint addressed the one guy that threatened to whoop your ass. Now I don't know if this is some kinda sideshow or if you're serious or what but I can tell ya right now that Stone Cold don't like your little act one bit. All I see is a little beady eyed, mealy mouthed wannabe tough guy hiding behind some computer somewhere and I done told ya once, if you wanna run your mouth about the Jets, that's fine. They're gonna get their asses whipped by the Bills twice this year but we'll let that play out on the field. But in the meantime if you wanna be some sorta internet tough guy and threaten fans of the team I've rooted for since I was a kid down in Edna, Texas, then I got just one thing to tell ya, and that's that I would love to come up to Orchard Park in week 17 (I'm comin to another game this year, just haven't decided which one yet) and drink some damn beer with all my Bills brothers and if you wanna come meet us in the parking lot and keep yapping about your Jets, we'll see who needs a new dental plan after that. And that's all I gotta say about that.

There's someone else who aint posted on here in a while neither. For those of you who don't recall, this is the real Stone Cold and I am a Bills fan. I've been talkin a lot about the Bills on my podcast recently for those who aint been listenin. I think the Bills are gonna whip a lot of asses this year and I certainly aint afraid of no team led by Geno Smith. So Jimmy Spagnola, if you wanna talk about whippin anybody's ass, I suggest you talk to me. Boy I'll whoop your ass all up and down the New York State Thruway. I spent a lot a nights on that road between Buffalo and Albany and I consider that part of the country near and dear to me. Certainly no better place for an ass whoopin of some two bit Jets fan. And I'll tell ya another thing too- the boys in Buffalo know how to drink a hell of a lot more beer than you Long Island and Jersey folks and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so.

What? CM Punk represents a whole new generation of wrestlers who aint paid their dues to get where they're at. From what I understand the guy don't even drink no damn beer. It's a shame what's happened to the company since me and Rocky and Kurt left. Can't believe Paul and Mark are still wrestling for Vince.

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I'll tell ya what, I aint been on here in a while on accounta last time I was on here, some people started talkin trash, sayin this wasn't the real Stone Cold. But I'll tell you one thing- if the Bills come out and they aint no good, then let's start bashin em. But last time I checked, they aint played a game yet. You got a problem with the Buffalo Bills? What? What? I didn't think so. Let's get out there and support the team and see what they can do. By the way, I'm plannin on attending the home opener on the 20th. If you're lookin to drink some beers and whoop some ass, look me up.

I think I'm gonna be able to make it to the game on September 20th. Every Bills game I've ever been to, I've come with some of the fellas. I'm thinkin this year, maybe I roll up and raise some hell with some of you people. My question is- what's the best lot and what time do I need to be there? I hear some of you folks are drinkin beers at 8 in the morning, sounds like my kinda town. I'm in- you tell me where I need to be.

Listen pal, I come on here and try and have some fun and you start callin out Stone Cold? I don't remember the night you're talkin about because I don't pay attention to Rocky's little nursery rhymes. Guy had a lot of talent, probably more than me- but a lot of the boys in the back didn't take too kindly to his little speeches. Besides I've wrestled in Toronto so many times. Probably the best match I can remember in Toronto was against Razor Ramone at Wrestlemania back in '02. We were both hurtin, but I think we put on one hell of a show that night. Listen man, I'm goin huntin down here in Texas this weekend and it's time to hit the road. Crack a few Steve-weisers this weekend though and if you have to, whoop some ass.

My old man was and is a Cowboys fan. I was talkin to him about this just the other day- when the AFL was introduced in 1960, we had a team down here called the Dallas Texans- I think they're the Chiefs now? Anyway, a lot of folks down here hated the Texans- including my pappy, cause this is Cowboys country. So he had to pick a team to root against them. Bills had a fella by the name of Dubenion that my pappy really liked and the Bills kind of became his AFL/AFC team. Always respected the way they played. Then when I was a kid in the 70's, I took a likin to the Bills myself. I hate the Cowboys though, Jerry Jones reminds me a lot of Vince McMahon and I aint got time for nobody like that.

What? I aint familiar with no Starpoint. As you you probably have heard, I'm from Texas, but growing up, I was always a Bills fan. My pappy was a Cowboys fan, but there was somethin about the Bills in the late 70's that I really liked. I do plan on going to a game or two this year, but I aint gonna call out TO. My buddy Rocky ran into TO in LA a few months back and he says he's ready to stomp a mudhole in the rest of the AFC East this year. As far as the guy who asks what this website is comin to- I ran into Jimbo at a golf tournament last year and he mentioned this website so I thought I'd check it out. I aint tryin to cause no trouble but I'll tell ya what, if you don't like the way I talk, we can quit the talkin right now and settle this the only way I know how. And that's all I got ta say about that.

What? Hey Dog, you look awful purdy in your little picture there. I agree with ya talkin about my boy Trent, sometimes he looks sharp and then others, he looks a little light in the loafers, a little fragile. But I'll tell ya what, you aint intimidatin nobody with your purdy little mug there. You might be a European Title contender, but that's about it. As for me, only two months before I show up at Rich Stadium lookin to demolish Steve-weisers and root on my Buffalo Bills and that's the bottom line cause Stone Cold said so.

What? I hear everybody on here talkin about this beer or that beer, to me it's all the same. Just throw me two damn beers, I'll smash em together and poor em down my throat. To me, they're all just Steve-weisers anyway.

What? Follow in his path? What? Not sure about no Redskins, but I'll tell ya what- why don't you keep your preachy stuff outta here. I see ya been on here for awhile and I respect that, but we're here to talk about the Bills, not follow no damn paths. I done whooped Jake the Snake's ass already when he started talkin about John 3:16 back in '97. As far as our rookies, I'll tell ya I like this Byrd kid, think he's got a lot of guts and that's the bottom line cause Stone Cold 3:16 said so.