B-Large Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Happy Easter to all you !@#$ers... Pretty important day for a Christian, hopefully you all have a safe one with family. Orthodox Easter falls on the same day... I have to go to the Greek families house tonight.... Half Greek, half English.... Great Baklava. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Happy Zombie Jesus Day to you as well, buddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Same to you. Baklava is one of the greatest culinary gifts given to man! Enjoy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 But he was pierced for our transgressions; he was crushed for our iniquities; upon him was the chastisement that brought us peace, and with his wounds we are healed. Isaiah 53:5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Happy Easter and... other festivities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Actual response on a test at a Catholic school to the question "What is Easter:" "It's the day when Jesus comes out if his cave, and if he sees his shadow there's six more weeks of Lent." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 (edited) If you see Jesus... cap dat ass Edited April 20, 2014 by jboyst62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Easter and Hitler's birthday falling on the same day makes me wonder who would win in a fight? Zombie Jesus or Zombie Hitler? Thoughts? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdog1960 Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 I think there's still hope...but sometimes i wonder. Happy Easter! It's a fine day today. There are many good people in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Easter and Hitler's birthday falling on the same day makes me wonder who would win in a fight? Zombie Jesus or Zombie Hitler? Thoughts? They're about evenly matched, but Zombie Jesus can't hit a curve ball. So I gotta go with Zombie Hitler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdog1960 Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 They're about evenly matched, but Zombie Jesus can't hit a curve ball. So I gotta go with Zombie Hitler. whether you're a good person or even desire to be one is your choice. aristotle would define a good knife as one that cuts well... you? maybe the zombie fixation blunts you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 They're about evenly matched, but Zombie Jesus can't hit a curve ball. So I gotta go with Zombie Hitler. That's an outstanding reference and is awarded 10000 points. whether you're a good person or even desire to be one is your choice. aristotle would define a good knife as one that cuts well... you? maybe the zombie fixation blunts you. Excellent usage considering the day. But I think both Jesus and Aristotle would be down for sparking a blunt and talking about the wonders of the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 whether you're a good person or even desire to be one is your choice. aristotle would define a good knife as one that cuts well... you? maybe the zombie fixation blunts you. What the !@#$ are you talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdog1960 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 (edited) That's an outstanding reference and is awarded 10000 points. Excellent usage considering the day. But I think both Jesus and Aristotle would be down for sparking a blunt and talking about the wonders of the universe. perhaps if either one was your equal. i think that's highly unlikely. What the !@#$ are you talking about? stretch your imagination. it's difficult, i know, but a worthwhile endeavor, nonetheless. i've been stretching with this lately http://www.npr.org/2012/07/23/156366055/jill-tarter-a-scientist-searching-for-alien-life. and it didn't effect my celebration of Easter a bit. Edited April 21, 2014 by birdog1960 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Easter and Hitler's birthday falling on the same day makes me wonder who would win in a fight? Zombie Jesus or Zombie Hitler? Thoughts? I am one !@#$ed up individual because I picture South Park Satan as referee. Hitler (looking like he does on South Park) with Jesus, too. Of course, I then picture many of the memes for Easter that proclaim today the day that Jesus Came... and yeah, in that way. They're pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 perhaps if either one was your equal. i think that's highly unlikely. stretch your imagination. it's difficult, i know, but a worthwhile endeavor, nonetheless. i've been stretching with this lately http://www.npr.org/2...-for-alien-life. and it didn't effect my celebration of Easter a bit. Make sense. It's difficult, I know, but...scratch that. On you, it's probably wasted. "Zombie fixation." Retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 perhaps if either one was your equal. i think that's highly unlikely. I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a slam against me or if you're having a stroke mid-posting... Either way, it's good to see you enjoyed your 4/20 in style. I am one !@#$ed up individual because I picture South Park Satan as referee. Hitler (looking like he does on South Park) with Jesus, too. Of course, I then picture many of the memes for Easter that proclaim today the day that Jesus Came... and yeah, in that way. They're pretty funny. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 What the !@#$ are you talking about? Remember yesterday was also 4/20 to that probably has a lot to do with his posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Remember yesterday was also 4/20 to that probably has a lot to do with his posts. What does that mean? 4/20 = 0.20...that his blood-alcohol content yesterday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 What does that mean? 4/20 = 0.20...that his blood-alcohol content yesterday? April 20 is smoke weed day or what many college kids refer to as "sunday". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a slam against me or if you're having a stroke mid-posting... Either way, it's good to see you enjoyed your 4/20 in style. He's been doing his best EII impression of late and somehow offering serious yet utterly nonsensical replies to even the most obviously sarcastic posts. Its remarkable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SCBills Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 It’s actually Transgender Day of Visibility 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 1 minute ago, SCBills said: It’s actually Transgender Day of Visibility It's not a cult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCBills Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 2 minutes ago, BillsFanNC said: It's not a cult. Quite the “Catholic” we have in the White House. Obsessed with abortion, bans religious symbols at his Easter event and then declares the holiest day in the Christian calendar to be “Transgender Day of Visibility”. Just like Constantine replaced Pagan holidays with Christian ones .. he is now doing the same for their woke religion. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pokebball Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 3 hours ago, BillStime said: Hypocritical IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillStime Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 Just now, Pokebball said: Hypocritical IMO Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 6 minutes ago, Pokebball said: Hypocritical IMO I knew a useful idiot would post that. Figures it was the biggest one who did. Absolutely roasted in the comments. By Christians and the Gaza "genocide" crew alike. I scrolled through five pages, not a single one in support of this insincere message that KJP wrote anyway. Here's just one. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokebball Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 39 minutes ago, BillStime said: Why? A post as president? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillStime Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 36 minutes ago, Pokebball said: A post as president? Huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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B-Man Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 God, may we feel the warm embrace of your love on this sacred day. May the glory of Jesus's resurrection remind us that with You, nothing is impossible or without hope. We pray in Your name. Amen. . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy1 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 18 hours ago, BillsFanNC said: If Christ were alive today, I suspect he would breaking bread with trans people and speaking on their behalf. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Frankish Reich Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 41 minutes ago, BillsFanNC said: Very Christ-like sentiments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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