B-Large Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Happy Easter to all you !@#$ers... Pretty important day for a Christian, hopefully you all have a safe one with family. Orthodox Easter falls on the same day... I have to go to the Greek families house tonight.... Half Greek, half English.... Great Baklava. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Happy Zombie Jesus Day to you as well, buddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Same to you. Baklava is one of the greatest culinary gifts given to man! Enjoy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 But he was pierced for our transgressions; he was crushed for our iniquities; upon him was the chastisement that brought us peace, and with his wounds we are healed. Isaiah 53:5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Happy Easter and... other festivities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Actual response on a test at a Catholic school to the question "What is Easter:" "It's the day when Jesus comes out if his cave, and if he sees his shadow there's six more weeks of Lent." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 (edited) If you see Jesus... cap dat ass Edited April 20, 2014 by jboyst62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Easter and Hitler's birthday falling on the same day makes me wonder who would win in a fight? Zombie Jesus or Zombie Hitler? Thoughts? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdog1960 Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 I think there's still hope...but sometimes i wonder. Happy Easter! It's a fine day today. There are many good people in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Easter and Hitler's birthday falling on the same day makes me wonder who would win in a fight? Zombie Jesus or Zombie Hitler? Thoughts? They're about evenly matched, but Zombie Jesus can't hit a curve ball. So I gotta go with Zombie Hitler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdog1960 Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 They're about evenly matched, but Zombie Jesus can't hit a curve ball. So I gotta go with Zombie Hitler. whether you're a good person or even desire to be one is your choice. aristotle would define a good knife as one that cuts well... you? maybe the zombie fixation blunts you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 They're about evenly matched, but Zombie Jesus can't hit a curve ball. So I gotta go with Zombie Hitler. That's an outstanding reference and is awarded 10000 points. whether you're a good person or even desire to be one is your choice. aristotle would define a good knife as one that cuts well... you? maybe the zombie fixation blunts you. Excellent usage considering the day. But I think both Jesus and Aristotle would be down for sparking a blunt and talking about the wonders of the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 whether you're a good person or even desire to be one is your choice. aristotle would define a good knife as one that cuts well... you? maybe the zombie fixation blunts you. What the !@#$ are you talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdog1960 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 (edited) That's an outstanding reference and is awarded 10000 points. Excellent usage considering the day. But I think both Jesus and Aristotle would be down for sparking a blunt and talking about the wonders of the universe. perhaps if either one was your equal. i think that's highly unlikely. What the !@#$ are you talking about? stretch your imagination. it's difficult, i know, but a worthwhile endeavor, nonetheless. i've been stretching with this lately http://www.npr.org/2012/07/23/156366055/jill-tarter-a-scientist-searching-for-alien-life. and it didn't effect my celebration of Easter a bit. Edited April 21, 2014 by birdog1960 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Easter and Hitler's birthday falling on the same day makes me wonder who would win in a fight? Zombie Jesus or Zombie Hitler? Thoughts? I am one !@#$ed up individual because I picture South Park Satan as referee. Hitler (looking like he does on South Park) with Jesus, too. Of course, I then picture many of the memes for Easter that proclaim today the day that Jesus Came... and yeah, in that way. They're pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 perhaps if either one was your equal. i think that's highly unlikely. stretch your imagination. it's difficult, i know, but a worthwhile endeavor, nonetheless. i've been stretching with this lately http://www.npr.org/2...-for-alien-life. and it didn't effect my celebration of Easter a bit. Make sense. It's difficult, I know, but...scratch that. On you, it's probably wasted. "Zombie fixation." Retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 perhaps if either one was your equal. i think that's highly unlikely. I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a slam against me or if you're having a stroke mid-posting... Either way, it's good to see you enjoyed your 4/20 in style. I am one !@#$ed up individual because I picture South Park Satan as referee. Hitler (looking like he does on South Park) with Jesus, too. Of course, I then picture many of the memes for Easter that proclaim today the day that Jesus Came... and yeah, in that way. They're pretty funny. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 What the !@#$ are you talking about? Remember yesterday was also 4/20 to that probably has a lot to do with his posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Remember yesterday was also 4/20 to that probably has a lot to do with his posts. What does that mean? 4/20 = 0.20...that his blood-alcohol content yesterday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 What does that mean? 4/20 = 0.20...that his blood-alcohol content yesterday? April 20 is smoke weed day or what many college kids refer to as "sunday". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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