section122 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Dear lord, Thank you for listening to me and convincing BBF to close the most recent hey look at how many times I can post thread. It is with great joy that when I come to off the wall I will no longer continue to see "Last post wins" or it's ugly sister "World's longest run on sentence" near the top of the most commented threads. I am so glad that you agree with artificial pumping of post counts is almost identical to steroids in baseball. How will I know who the smartest man in the room is if I can't simply see 10k plus posts and know that their member is so huge I must listen to them! These numbers are sacred I tell you! Me with my measly 2000+ posts have not yet come to the enlightenment allowing me to grasp how awe inspiring and important these threads are. Now there will be more room for gobillsindallas to irritate me by posting links only with nothing else to go on, or the daily would ya thread (I swear I will work on being more picky and stop thinking yeah I probably would), or even the occasional give me advice/I don't want no stinking advice threads. Thank you tiny 8 lb 6 ounce baby jesus for this and all your blessings! Sincerely, Section122 (all in good fun, you know I love you guys) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Thank you so much Section 122 for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Haha-- well played, sir!! Said JR in Pittsburgh as he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section122 Posted January 30, 2014 Author Share Posted January 30, 2014 Thank you so much Section 122 for Oh no what have I done!!! Said JR in Pittsburgh as he waxed poetic about SU Basketball, and the Karate Kid for whom he has an unnatural Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 thinking of a decrepit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 fascination with Azalin's perky ears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 as everyone's ears perked up because Section 122 failed to end his prayer with a period and everyone knows a does not constitute the end of a sentence, so Section 122 had to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 ...How will I know who the smartest man in the room is... You rang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section122 Posted January 30, 2014 Author Share Posted January 30, 2014 as everyone's ears perked up because Section 122 failed to end his prayer with a period and everyone knows a does not constitute the end of a sentence, so Section 122 had to come back to place a . so nobody else could Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Even think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 not like they ever do, the idiots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 can be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section122 Posted January 30, 2014 Author Share Posted January 30, 2014 Perpetually bated into these types of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Wild and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 tempting run-ons which Section 122 now thanks the Lord for to occupy his nights while he plays with his Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Small little Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section122 Posted January 30, 2014 Author Share Posted January 30, 2014 Post count that will surely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Thank God those two annoying threads are gone! And, I thought I was the only one irritated by this. I've mentioned it a number of times. A few words wouldn't be so hard!: Now there will be more room for gobillsindallas to irritate me by posting links only with nothing else to go on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section122 Posted January 30, 2014 Author Share Posted January 30, 2014 Thank God those two annoying threads are gone! And, I thought I was the only one irritated by this. I've mentioned it a number of times. A few words wouldn't be so hard!: Now there will be more room for gobillsindallas to irritate me by posting links only with nothing else to go on Oh man I know it! Seriously even a quick sentence about the gist of it! I'm almost always here on mobile and thinking is it worth the click or not. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Oh man I know it! Seriously even a quick sentence about the gist of it! I'm almost always here on mobile and thinking is it worth the click or not but, I always click because section122 refers to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 I don't post to gain post counts. I post for the fun of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 but, I always click because section122 refers to the section, shelf, lot and vial from which he was conceived when Rosie O'Donnell purchased a sperm sample, thus making Section 122 look like a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section122 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 the section, shelf, lot and vial from which he was conceived when Rosie O'Donnell purchased a sperm sample, thus making Section 122 look like a I was going to chime in here but I would rather let this takes its course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 the section, shelf, lot and vial from which he was conceived when Rosie O'Donnell purchased a sperm sample, thus making Section 122 look like a cross between DC Tom & Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Bbb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Scary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section122 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 Scary Dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Post envy is akin to penis envy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Everyone wishes they had mouse dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 dipped in chocolate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 watching The Karate Kid for the 328th time with JR just so they can get a glimpse of Elizabeth Shue in that blue sweater and giggle about their Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 little gugnies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 curled up at the edge of Tim Graham's bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 25% of your bones are in your feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 which is why Rex Ryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 has a thing for bones and men who wear dark green headbands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 and one that was born in Germany Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 in the Siemens factory for which Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 as everyone's ears perked up because Section 122 failed to end his prayer with a period and everyone knows a does not constitute the end of a sentence, so Section 122 had to think of yet another way to ruin everyone's fun, such as the time he poured liquid graphite into... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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