aristocrat Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Adam Cordo @AdamCordo In the Armageddon remake, Alonso intercepts the meteor in the first 5 minutes and bangs Liv Tyler for the last 1:55. #TheLegendOfKikoAlonso this is amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDonut Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Kiko Alonzo visited The Virgin Islands once, now they are known as The Islands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 (edited) Kiko is so good, the running back tells him he is honored to be tackled for a loss by him and then poses with him for a picture mid game and hands him a game ball... Edited September 30, 2013 by matter2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodbuster Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Kiko is so good, the running back tells him he is honored to be tackled for a loss by him and then poses with him for a picture mid game and hands him a game ball... You're trying too hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Kelly Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Oh jesus, didn't this Chuck Norris humor jump the shark in like 2005? Come on guys. Oh jesus, didn't the term "jump the shark" jump the shark sometime in the 90's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsWatch Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Oh jesus, didn't this Chuck Norris humor jump the shark in like 2005? Come on guys. Yes and Kiko is so good he could bring it back from the dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 OK I'm in. Let's have some fun. Kiko Alonso doesn't even have to mow his lawn. He just looks at it and all of a sudden it's mowed. Is that funny? Am I funny? "Kiko doesn't mow his lawn. He just looks at it and it cuts itself in fear of being hit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 (edited) "Kiko doesn't mow his lawn. He just looks at it and it cuts itself in fear of being hit" Kiko Alonso doesn't mow his lawn. He hits it so hard the grass takes a week to stand up Edited September 30, 2013 by Hopeful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 (edited) I'll take a crack at one: What do the 2013 NFL draft and the first 4 Bills' opponents have in common? Answer: They both learned the hard way, you don't pass on Kiko. Edited October 1, 2013 by ChevyVanMiller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebandit27 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 If Kiko was a Spartan, they'd make a movie of him annihilating the Persians. It would be called 'One' This one made me ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinzChampionshipz Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) someone with twitter can post this one: "I don't always drink with Kiko Alonso, but when I do, I check to make sure my balls are still there" Kiko doesn't always drink Dos Equis, but when he does, he has the most interesting man in the world serve it to him. Edited October 1, 2013 by DefenseWinzChampionshipz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTO Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 What I like about Kiko is that he does not seem too complacent with his current production. He is aware that their is much more to learn and therefore aims to get better all the time. Not only does he seem like an easy going, nonchalant guy, he also seems relaxed. I like that about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alias Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Kiko doesn't shave. He drives his whiskers in with a hammer, then bites them off inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOKBILLS Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Adam Cordo @AdamCordo In the Armageddon remake, Alonso intercepts the meteor in the first 5 minutes and bangs Liv Tyler for the last 1:55. #TheLegendOfKikoAlonso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamsnoops Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 KIKO! Nuff said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Guess who caused this: "The restrooms and plumbing were out for the entire tunnel end zone and BILLS SIDELINE in the lower bowl. The Bills closed all restrooms between sections 120 and 140 and the entire concourse was an inch deep in raw sewage." That was one bad azz dump! #WhenKikoPoops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Kiko doesn't always drink Dos Equis, but when he does, he has the most interesting man in the world serve it to him. And then wakes up in a strangers house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I think there is finally an answer to the age old question: Quien es mas macho? It's not Fernando Lamas OR Ricardo Montalban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinzChampionshipz Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I was on the phone with my girlfriend and her call dropped and I found myself talking to Kiko. This guy intercepts everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I was on the phone with my girlfriend and her call dropped and I found myself talking to Kiko. This guy intercepts everything. Nice job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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