\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 om nom nom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 The zombie apocalypse has begun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I see another enforcement scandal brewing. Those cops should have known facial consumption was legal in Florida provided it was between 2 naked consenting adults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Good Lord!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optometric Insight Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 I saw this on the news. If the apocalypse happens, expect more of this out of people who have gone crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 I saw this on the news. If the apocalypse happens, expect more of this out of people who have gone crazy. Won't we all be dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optometric Insight Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Won't we all be dead? If you believe the a-big-humungous-asteroid-will-hit-us-and-kill-us-all theory, then 99.99999999% of us will. But there are also other kinds of apocalypses like a solar flare that destroys our magnetic field, a super disease that can't be stopped, a food famine, a drought, or, in the words of Kevin, a zombie apocalypse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Won't we all be dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Won't we all be dead? I'm not dead yet. I'm feeling quite better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Again the Florida cops get it wrong, the cannibal was "standing his ground" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 The zombie apocalypse has begun. You ain't foolin http://imgur.com/GlmhV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 (edited) Cannibal's been identified as Rudy Eugene http://images.ninemsn.com.au/resizer.aspx?url=http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/2012/national/2905_eugene_sp.jpg&width=310 Never did trust anyone with 2 first names. Havent been able to identify the victim in part because all that remains identifiable of his face is a goatee http://www.tampabay.com/news/face-eating-naked-attacker-in-miami-identified/1232512 Not to sound harsh, but it may just be better off for him if he doesn't make it. Edited May 29, 2012 by Joe_the_6_pack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 So if you serve liver with fava beans and a nice chianti, what goes with face? Lentils and Boone's Farm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 I thought the Florida Panthers were done for the season, why is there a face-off in florida? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zow2 Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 why were both the victim and attacker naked? I get the theory that these drugs make you "bake" on the inside and want to take off your clothes. I'm guessing the victim may have been an acquaintance and doing these drugs as well... and the whole thing went Nuts. Not that it's much better but you really hope the victim wasn't just some average joe out jogging or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Cannibal's been identified as Rudy Eugene http://images.ninemsn.com.au/resizer.aspx?url=http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/2012/national/2905_eugene_sp.jpg&width=310 Never did trust anyone with 2 first names. Havent been able to identify the victim in part because all that remains identifiable of his face is a goatee http://www.tampabay.com/news/face-eating-naked-attacker-in-miami-identified/1232512 Not to sound harsh, but it may just be better off for him if he doesn't make it. Wow quite a set of choppers on the biter. That sounds like a bear mauling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Today's update: http://news.yahoo.com/worst-acid-trip-history-blamed-miami-face-chewing-131126972.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 why were both the victim and attacker naked? Probably because the attacker didn't want to get face all over his new clothes. As for the victim, if you can't handle the attention, then don't flaunt what you got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted May 29, 2012 Author Share Posted May 29, 2012 And the inevitable Twitter account: https://twitter.com/#!/themiamizombie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaattMaann Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 why were both the victim and attacker naked? I get the theory that these drugs make you "bake" on the inside and want to take off your clothes. I'm guessing the victim may have been an acquaintance and doing these drugs as well... and the whole thing went Nuts. Not that it's much better but you really hope the victim wasn't just some average joe out jogging or something. what kind of average joe goes jogging naked? Probably because the attacker didn't want to get face all over his new clothes. As for the victim, if you can't handle the attention, then don't flaunt what you got. I know that I absolutely HATE it when I get face all over my new polo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 (edited) what kind of average joe goes jogging naked? Joe Mama? I know it's bad....I'll delete it soon but couldn't stop myself. Edited May 29, 2012 by ieatcrayonz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaattMaann Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Joe Mama? I know it's bad....I'll delete it soon but couldn't stop myself. well played sir, well played Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 I saw this on the news. If the apocalypse happens, expect more of this out of people who have gone crazy. I will definitely give you credit for making this call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zow2 Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 ick, i viewed the pictures online. How can i "unsee" that?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 (edited) Today's update: http://news.yahoo.com/worst-acid-trip-history-blamed-miami-face-chewing-131126972.html More like "worst case of the munchies in history " Edited May 29, 2012 by Joe_the_6_pack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Do zombies eat people or vampires? Or both? BTW, what ever happened to The Dean? He lived in Florida, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 I'm not sure if the following is another sign of the Zombie Apocalypse or a common occurance in the US State whose branch of the Evolutionary Tree created Snooki http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_police.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 I'm not sure if the following is another sign of the Zombie Apocalypse or a common occurance in the US State whose branch of the Evolutionary Tree created Snooki http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_police.html That takes guts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 That takes guts. That was funny the first time I read it in the comments. The second time from you , you could at least try to come up with something original Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 That was funny the first time I read it in the comments. The second time from you , you could at least try to come up with something original I didn't even read the comments. But is that the perfect set-up or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assquatch Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Intestines make great weapons: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80746209/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) Unmercifully photos of the victims face have hit the net. Wish I hadn't seem them. For gods sake I hope he gets euthanized somehow. Really sickening. Edited May 30, 2012 by Joe_the_6_pack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Common man. They gots face transplants now. He could end up looking as good as Michael Jackson some day. Wait. Your write. Youth-in-Asia might be better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Apparently he was on a designer drug called "bath salts". Scary as hell these things are floating around if they make people do this kind of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Believe it or not, I know the attacker. I used to cash his checks. Crazy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) WTF. Are you serious ? More please..... Edited May 30, 2012 by Joe_the_6_pack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) I hate to use a cliche here, but he was a quiet guy. Never bothered anyone. He liked to smoke pot and keep to himself. He was never happy, though, always had a mean look on his mug. I don't believe I've ever seen him smile. Edited May 30, 2012 by NoJustice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I hate to use a cliche here, but he was a quiet guy. Never bothered anyone. He liked to smoke pot and keep to himself. He was never happy, though, always had a mean look on his mug. I don't believe I've ever seen him smile. Clearly he was just hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaattMaann Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Clearly he was just hungry. like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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