This week is gonna be ugly

[West End Stench]

Surely Jimmy Spagnola is a made up character to get people riled up, right?

 

I mean people like this can't possibly really exist.

[mabden]

You guys is pretty dense up there huh? Maybe if you understood the SATs are out of 1000 you would also understand that Rex was guessing that nobody else in a good frame of mind would take that QB. It's just Rex would like to have him to make the game even uglier. I think he was surprised at the Florida guys actions. At least for now nobody is beating up Kellen Clemens.

 

P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

 

 

Yeah, if I understood that the SATs are 1000 (instead of the 1600 that they really used to be; and are now 2400) I would be just as stupid as you.

 

PS, J-E-T-S... suck, Suck, SUCK!

[sfladave]

Actually since 2005 (or 2006), they've added a "Writing" section to the exam, also worth 800. Now, the SAT's are composed of 3 sections, each worth 800, for a total of 2400.

 

A somewhat recent change, and those who haven't taken the exam in years typically haven't noticed, so no big deal.

Whoops... I guess I just aged myself a bit there! Thank you for the clarification.

[CountDorkula]

Jimmy Spags!! What a guy...

 

Did you ever have your "chat" with Celtic Soulja?

[Captain Caveman]

To add my 2 cents into the political discussion, I feel compelled to inform you all that I am republican.

 

And I live in Manhattan.

And I work for big banks.

 

Feel free to rip away.

 

Jerk.

 

Surely Jimmy Spagnola is a made up character to get people riled up, right?

 

I mean people like this can't possibly really exist.

 

People like this do exist (I live in Jersey.) This guy ain't one of 'em.

[Gugny]

What's "unvinceable"?

Joe, don't you know anything?? It means that they can't be vinced. Duh!

[odon59]

By the end of the first sentence we had a grip on the amount of intelligents that was going to be put into this post , and from the N.Y. thug standpoint he probably graduated much higher than the rest of his neighborhood .

 

But that being said i think the IQ still runs about a flat 7 in the forty at the combine !!!!

 

 

What is "intelligents" and why is someone who says "intelligents" talking about other people's intelligence?

[Big Turk]

Some words have more than one meaning so maybe I should explain because I forgot I was talking to people from the sticks. Funny stuff can make you laugh. And sometimes smacking around guys with Justin Beaver hair does make me laugh but that's not what I meant. Funny can also mean unexpected or odd. That's the kind of funny I meant because I been talking to you guys on and off here and now I was possibly going to be working over a QB you had.

 

I hope I explained it so you can understand now. And maybe I can also explain to not call me dumb because in the long run you might feel dumb for saying it.

 

P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

 

Wow...tough guy from NYC...It would be really funny to drop you off on the corner of Genessee and Moselle around 11PM and see how tough you are then...you would probably be on your phone calling for Mommy...

[Mr. ChumChums]

Wow...tough guy from NYC...It would be really funny to drop you off on the corner of Genessee and Moselle around 11PM and see how tough you are then...you would probably be on your phone calling for Mommy...

 

He's not from NYC - he's either from Jersey, Staten Island, or Long Island. Nobody from NYC talks like that (yes, I know Staten Island is technically NYC, but nobody really includes them)

[wardigital]

It means can't be beat. So otherwords not like some people's heads.

 

P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

 

You've already been beat this year!

[Big Turk]

He's not from NYC - he's either from Jersey, Staten Island, or Long Island. Nobody from NYC talks like that (yes, I know Staten Island is technically NYC, but nobody really includes them)

Long Island is referred to by people in NYC as "B word" Island

[garbag3man]

Let's just put it this way. Either Jimmy Spags is going to be on Jersey Shore in a few weeks, or he is pretty much this guy http://encyclopediadramatica.com/So_cash

[KOKBILLS]

What's "unvinceable"?

 

Yep...A 2-1 "unvinceable" Team...

[basskik11]

Did you graduate high school buddy? or is it that great NJ education system at its finest?

 

Only one NFL team in New York!

 

Damn right! I hope we kick the Jets a$$ this weekend!

 

GO BILLS!

[BobChalmers]

I am not unintelligble and I wouldn't be calling me that. I got almost 900 on my SATs so I think you might want to eat your words a bit.

 

Oh my dear Lord, he did not just post that, did he?!?!

 

OK - this has to be a gag post from a Bills fan, right?

[Cookiemonster]

I am not unintelligble and I wouldn't be calling me that. I got almost 900 on my SATs so I think you might want to eat your words a bit. I didn't really even go to school much and still got a high score like that.

 

P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Funny, I had you pegged as graduatin all the way plum through 8th grade!

BTW, where did you get your Avatar, looks like a mug shot after a heavy

night of drinking and a DUI

Edited September 29, 2010 by Cookiemonster

[John Cocktosten]

Making fun of the Bills at this point is like making fun of someone who is blind or in a wheelchair.

[CodeMonkey]

Yep...A 2-1 "unvinceable" Team...

You know, that word is growing on me. Does anyone know Sarah Palin? She made 'Refudiate' into a word just by using it once in public. Maybe she can do the same for 'unvinceable'.

[CSBill]

Don't you get it: .... otherwords, the Jets are unvinceable!

Edited September 29, 2010 by CSBill

[Astrojanitor]

I am not unintelligble and I wouldn't be calling me that. I got almost 900 on my SATs so I think you might want to eat your words a bit. I didn't really even go to school much and still got a high score like that.

 

P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

 

um 900 is really not very high at all. You realize that's out of 1600, right?

[timba]

I just had a pregnant.

[Mr. ChumChums]

Spags! We miss you! We need more of your witty commentary!!!

I was totally expecting this thread to last all day.

Edited September 29, 2010 by Mr. ChumChums

[nero47]

Well I don't know if you rode your dinosaur to the test in the day but my teacher said I got the highest score in the whole school. 900 out of 1000 is like 90 out of 100 which is an A which is the highest score. I am also pretty smart in IQ that way even better because I have a 93 out of 100.

Hey Jimmy, i gots to tell you man. The numba is 1600. In fact I was really pissed cause I only gots 1392. I couldn't find the peoples who did the gradin' so's we could talk. But what the hey, I still wound up with a nice gig anyhows.

[Meark]

Some words have more than one meaning so maybe I should explain because I forgot I was talking to people from the sticks. Funny stuff can make you laugh. And sometimes smacking around guys with Justin Beaver hair does make me laugh but that's not what I meant. Funny can also mean unexpected or odd. That's the kind of funny I meant because I been talking to you guys on and off here and now I was possibly going to be working over a QB you had.

 

I hope I explained it so you can understand now. And maybe I can also explain to not call me dumb because in the long run you might feel dumb for saying it.

 

P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

 

Apparently you missed English class when they taught grammar. I thought I'd give you a lesson.. You are not supposed to start a sentence with a conjunction. Since you probably don't know what a conjunction is here is a list: and, but, or, for, nor, yet, so

 

A conjunction connects words or phrases. If you use it at the beginning of a sentence it's not connecting anything. Please take notes as there will be a quiz.

Edited September 29, 2010 by markinsd

[thebug]

Spags! We miss you! We need more of your witty commentary!!!

I was totally expecting this thread to last all day.

 

 

He's probably changing his tampon.

[uforesircher]

I'm not one to rub people's face in the dirt (1) unless it is a real face and real dirt but you guys sure are having a tough year huh? I mean 0-3 and now to have to face a team that is pretty much (2) unvinceable. (3) Maybe you'll get to win some other game.

 

(4) I really did not come here to brag none because although I am a Jets guy it's not like football is the end of the world or nothing. I came to tell a funny story that could have ended up a lot funnier.

 

I got a call the other day that I might have a job on Monday afternoon or Tuesday morning helping a certain quarterback to be removed from the Jets facility in a way so he knows to never come back. Me and Vincenzo were supposed to show up and when a certain dude had packed his stuff up we were supposed to "escort" him and his sister to his car. I think he was supposed to end up looking like Celtic Soulja looks after one of his Saturday night altercations. Otherwords not good.

 

End of story is that (5) Rex called and said some other team got him for the same reason first but has to keep him for two weeks. Rex said there is no way he could have this guy around for two weeks and that I might get a call from a fed up guy named Jack soon. I'm not sure what to make of it.

 

(6) P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

 

 

(1) wow a real tough guy – an honest to goodness tough guy? really? just wondering because in my life’s experience real tough guys don’t brag about it – they go in do their business and come home – i know;

 

(2) the word is invincible not unvinceable – I mean brass knuckles comes with instructions so how do you read them if you can’t even spell?;

 

(3) maybe we will get to win this one too;

 

(4) that is laughable;

 

(5) so now you want us to believe that the head coach of an nfl calls tough guys to handle removing people – hmmmm – wonder what the nfl would think of that – and besides why would “rex” call in tough guys to do something so minor when he is a big guy, talks like a tough guys, acts like a tough guy heck he could do it himself;

 

(6) P.S. it’s J-E-S-T Jest JEst JEST

[mob16151]

Unvinceable is now part of my lexicon. FOR JETS FANS THAT MEANS I LIKE THE WORD AND WILL CONTINUE USING IT. (I figure if you "type" English loud enough they'll understand.)

[uforesircher]

and "New Jersey Jets" isn't? The New Meadowlands is like 2.5 miles from NYC. How far is the Ralph from Buffalo?

 

well it's not over a state line - nj jest

[bobblehead]

I was wondering the other day if Hogboy ever came 'round these parts anymore....

 

And volunteer fireman are arsonists.

[uforesircher]

If you try to read my note it wasn't to knock the Bills mostly. It was saying I got a job to beat up your old QB. Maybe if you was nice I would have mailed you one of the teeth. But now you go type a bunch of stuff about football which is not really a big thing to me. I like the Jets and all but the main story was a little inside information about which you guys might like to know.

 

 

P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

 

really??? actually you said there were two of you tough guys to do that - and it would take two of you tough guys to handle one old qb - wow

[Marshmallow]

R's are liberals and progressives? Right.

 

You're a Libertarian spelled L-U-N-A-T-I-C.

 

The use of the word Lunatic only perpetuates prejudice and discrimination against people with mental illness. Maybe use Retard next time?

[OCinBuffalo]

To add my 2 cents into the political discussion, I feel compelled to inform you all that I am republican.

 

And I live in Manhattan.

And I work for big banks.

 

Feel free to rip away.

Don't worry. The people who are most likely to rip on you are democrats.

 

That live with their mom.

That work at La Nova.

[billsfaninvgs]

Is this thread a joke? I did find the thread funny.. Not the story but the thread.. Is this something someone made up to make us laugh? Like in a holy **** that guy is a retard. Like the one in hangover

[OCinBuffalo]

Oh, and the number of fish that this FAKE HANDLE hauls in never ceases to amaze...

 

Instead of Deadliest Catch, this is Credulous Catch. Lots of gulliblefish here.

[Beerball]

It means can't be beat. So otherwords not like some people's heads.

 

P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Hey shite for brains, when did you learn to type?

 

FYI, the Boss is looking for you, if he finds you screwing around on a message board he's gonna have to kick your ass again. Get back to work you lazy lug.

[CarolinaBillsFan]

Well I don't know if you rode your dinosaur to the test in the day but my teacher said I got the highest score in the whole school. 900 out of 1000 is like 90 out of 100 which is an A which is the highest score. I am also pretty smart in IQ that way even better because I have a 93 out of 100.

 

 

Short bus Shorty! Now children, no pointing and laughing he was born that way!

[tonyd19]

You might want to take that up with my teacher Mrs. Guaranelli. She about 83 when I had her but you didn't want to go around telling her she was wrong if you like the back of your head in one pice.

 

You mean Edna Guaranelli right. How are things in Rochester?

Edited September 29, 2010 by tonyd19

[The Senator]

Surely Jimmy Spagnola is a made up character to get people riled up, right?

 

I mean people like this can't possibly really exist.

'Yes' to your question, and 'yes they can' to your opination. 'Spags' exists for the entertainment of TSW Bills fans to remind them, as this Sunday's game approaches, how all New Jersey Jets fans act, think, and speak.

[Sisyphean Bills]

This week has already been pretty ugly.

 

What's on tomorrow's menu? Maybe they can announce they are going to run the wishbone the rest of the season. Or fire the Def. Coor. and replace him with Billy Buffalo.

 

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/SJpecL52o5z/Detroit+Lions+v+Buffalo+Bills

[Jimmy Spagnola]

Hey shite for brains, when did you learn to type?

 

FYI, the Boss is looking for you, if he finds you screwing around on a message board he's gonna have to kick your ass again. Get back to work you lazy lug.

Ooooooooh. Wormboy.

 

You still hanging around here? Your fingers heal up ok? Are they any quicker at typing passwords? I seen the boss's ghost but I doubt the boss will be looking for me much as he clumsily fell into the ocean if you know what I mean.

 

P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

 

Apparently you missed English class when they taught grammar. I thought I'd give you a lesson.. You are not supposed to start a sentence with a conjunction. Since you probably don't know what a conjunction is here is a list: and, but, or, for, nor, yet, so

 

A conjunction connects words or phrases. If you use it at the beginning of a sentence it's not connecting anything. Please take notes as there will be a quiz.

Ok Mr. Belverdeer. I got a question for you. I can't start a sentence with a conjunction but can I start a root canal with a fist? Don't bother answering that cuz I already know the answer to that.

 

P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Edited September 30, 2010 by Jimmy Spagnola