Fleezoid

Everyone's just jealous he's letting the fans decide.

Go get my helmet "rookie"

The Good: The draft is almost over. The Bad: Mahomes and Kelce walking out with the Lombardi. I immediately switched the channel, threw up and then downed a quart of bourbon. The Ugly: The Panthers war room after the pick. They all stood up and hugged like some star phenom unexpectedly landed in their laps. They could have been sitting in a bar while some 16 year old kid sent in the pick that has been known for weeks.

And this one: “I wish the first word I ever said was the word quote, so right before I die I could say unquote.” — Steven Wright

I imagine drinking a quart of Gin before the test might hurt your score a bit. Unless of course your Johnny Fever.....

I'm looking forward to the fact that after this weekend we'll transition to the next phase of madness and the word "mock" will revert to a disparaging comment.

My ex-wife did that. We divorced after 4 years. She felt guilty charging me for sex so she returned the money. Can't imagine what I'm gonna do with that 40 bucks.

I'll be drinking bottled beer on draft night. Something just doesn't seem right about that.

Whenever I think of Buffalo sports, I think of this... Wowsi Wowsi woo woo

It's either completely revolutionary, or I'm totally not impressed. I can't decide. Perhaps somewhere in the middle.

I think this belongs in another thread.

Man, that was quick!

They just put up a new one in South Tampa. They literally tore down the old one and put up a new one in the same spot. Same footprint.

I think the Publix subs are pretty darn good. And some of the new Publix going up have a bunch of take-out food options with indoor / outdoor seating cafes. Hot bar, salad bar, pizza bar, burrito bowls and a sushi bar with in-store Starbucks. Prices are a bit high. I guess that's true everywhere, but I can spend 150 bucks and barely fill the bottom of the cart.

I just tie it to the back of my car and tow it home. I'm getting to the age that I'm gonna need that thing.

On our way to 100!

I'd say there's a scenario where a team that has "their guy" in the 2nd round might be willing to trade into a late first round if they're worried that guy won't be available when they pick in the 2nd. Not likely, but possible.

These make great chip clips:

If I lived in Buffalo I'd definitely go. 20 bucks a game, plus parking and concession likely to be cheaper.

Patricia is the Nathan Peterman of coaches.