Fleezoid

1970 Buick Skylark- Bought in 1978 $200. Had a cassette player on the floor and 1 cassette, Led Zeppelin IV. 1972 Ford Maverick - Bought in 1980, $350 I think. Had to replace the starter twice. 1976 Pontiac Grand Prix - Bought in 1986 I think. $375. shifter on the console was broken. Had to shift using the column 1985 Chrysler LeBaron - bought in 1989 for $4200. 1994 Chrysler LeBaron convertible - bought in 1995 for too much. 1998 Pontiac Gran Am. First new car. What a POS. 2007 Nissan XTerra 4WD. Got a great deal. Best vehicle so far. 2012 Scion. Bought for my wife. Now I drive it. No wife. Epilogue: Wanted a new truck for the last few years. Almost bought one during Covid when prices plummeted. I thought to myself, 'I'll wait a bit. I'm sure the prices will be good for awhile'.

I basically have no life........ so, I'm in.

As soon as I read that Stevie tweet years ago, I immediately thought of this stand-up bit:

Hmmm? Frankly, I thought it'd be bigger.

He looks more like a strong safety than a LB. Sooo....

Twilight Zone was great. But I don't remember doing a lot of laughing. Mine: M*A*S*H Cheers Wings King of Queens

We're winning the off-season again!!

Slim pickings since we mostly sucked for nearly 2 decades.

Ed Oliver and Spencer Brown. Plus, every player that signed a one-year deal, which is about half the team.

It looks like it's come to this....

Commercialized is a problem, but there's a bigger issue IMO. The fact that it's steamrolling Thanksgiving, and even Halloween to a small degree, in to a 3-month holiday is the most recent problem. I'd like to propose a referendum to limit all Christmas related activities to 12 days. Just like the carol. While I'm at it, if I see that Hershey Kiss, "Wish you a Merry Christmas "commercial one more time, I'm going postal on my TV. At least be creative with new advertising. They just mail it in every year. Bah Humbug!!

Wow. That guy wasn't trying to kill himself. He's just a whiny little twerp. "Pointer said he had tried to kill himself recently with rat poison and with a gun, sources said." If you're really trying to kill yourself, you don't fail with either of those. Maybe the rat poison, but a gun? C'mon......boom, your dead!

Becoming??

How did you know I was old? Your wizardry is scaring me.

Anyone have a countdown clock so I can slit my wrists?

Well, another milestone reached. Now 2 and 1/2 months of .....

What kind of schedule leak is this??

I bargain like Lisa Douglas. I make an offer. If they come down a bit, I go lower.

And if Love can't get his poop together, there might be some mighty regrets.

Game's gonna be here before you know it. I better start my pregame drinking now!

The Bills are moving to Toronto?

I'm confused. What year is it?

That one reads like one of those pre Super Bowl feel-good stories they do every year.

Is this the official pre-game thread? Might be a bit early to be discussing game strategies and matchups. When the game is played, we'll all be like: