Simon

I love chocolate and I love Crown. I also love peanut butter and love mustard. But never the twain shall meet.

> Start them both at the same time without the egg in the water. When the 7 minute glass is empty, drop the egg in the water for the 4 minutes remaining on the 11 minute glass When the 11 minute glass is empty, flip it over and cook for 11 more minutes in addition to the 4 minutes you've already done < Then throw that dry, chalky overcooked sumbitch in the garbage and cook a few more at 7 minutes so they're done properly!

Green!

Thanks to 2-3 posters this thread, that was supposed to be about a child and not Jim Kelly, is trashed. If anybody wants to start another thread, those 2-3 posters are directly invited to stay out of it.

Go stay at the hotel on the back ; - ) You don't have to turn it upside down. There's a guy with a semi hidden in the design of the camel.

It's not as brown and desert-like as you think it will be. Some shots from around Sedona a couple winters ago:

You can highlight between the arrows: < Cuz deep down, they're good people >

Yup. (the answer is in white font under the question if you highlight it) Why do they bury lawyers 15' deep? < Cuz deep down, they're good people >

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? <There are skid marks in front of the skunk. >

"Spandex" - 4merper4mer

A roof with a 90 degree angle is a wall. And roosters don't lay eggs. An unarmed, heavyset, blond man is lying in a large room with no windows amongst a pile of 53 bicycles, dead of an apparent gunshot wound. What led to his death?

Cleaning woman?!?!?!

Considering that his LT ended up in his lap while he was delivering the ball, you are 100% full of shlt and should stop trolling this thread immediately.