Simon

They had a knack for making everything hard. I remember them pouring baby oil all over the Twister board to make it more challenging.

Well, this thread certainly went in a surprising direction

Pulling on it won't really make it any longer

He tried but could only do one

Well at least his triceps are OK...

I agree with most of this but I think there is one other thing worth adding. Since Day 1 he has absolutely shown a knack for recognizing coverages, finding soft spots and making himself available for Allen when things break down. He's never going to run by man coverage or present match-up problems for defenses, but his innate understanding of what's happening on the field could make him a more reliable receiving threat than his limited speed would indicate. Maybe sort of the Mack Hollins of TEs.

Hurts might hit his garage instead

On 1st down!

You guys forget this is the Chargers.

Dude is a freaking machine

Also, if they do score a TD, you've now got 4 downs to work with instead of 3.

Yeah, blowing him up there could have kept him in bounds with a running clock.

It's not an act

He's lucky DeJean didn't end his night on the sideline.