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Unfortunately Sammy gripped the pen a little to hard when signing the contract

Great deal by the Dolphins. They're being operated really well (the Tua decision aside, which could be their downfall despite all the good stuff). I guess the 9ers see it as being late first rounders, which wouldn't make it so bad, but if they fall apart and have a bad year this season or next the Dolphins will be really nicely placed. Even if they're late rounders they can package picks now if Tue doesn't improve and move up for a guy in the next two drafts

Well I hope they were wearing masks

He must prefer the taste of kneecaps to wings

10 billion a year and I'm walking around with a hole in my sock. That pisses me off

That's true, which is why I wish we had him for more than a year. If he looks good in preseason (if there is one) and in (hopefully) mop up duty after some blowouts it would be a potential Rob Johnson style flip to a QB desperate team for a good draft pick

I have no idea why but I kinda like this

Cynthia really knows her *****

If we get Mack I'll tell my wife I love her

I love this time of year. Even though I don't watch college ball I love hearing all the talking heads giving their opinions on different guys. I also love looking back on drafts a few years later, seeing how guys have changed. Before the divisional round this year I saw some clips of Josh and Baker at the combine and it was funny seeing how young they looked despite it only being a few years. It must be weird to be a college player who knows he's going in the first round, wondering where he'll go and how that might effect his career. Sorry, what was the question again?

I researched some of the pass rushers recently and this was the guy I liked best out of the ones I saw. I've seen mocks with him going mid first and others at the tail end.

JJ works fast. He's already had a game of 1 on 1 with Kyler to help build chemistry

My buddy is a Pats fan and he claims he took a dump last week that came out in the shape of a G. He's convinced this means something but I think he's talking sh**

Love this trade. We gave up a lot but he's elite and my immediate hot take is that he leads the NFL in receptions and yards while leading us to at least the AFC Championship. Flame away guys

It's usually his son who says that

This thread is pure romance

Roses are red Violets are brown Mahomes loves the Super Bowl But hates scoring touchdowns

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got one yay long And it's all for you

Surely it happened against the Saints and their former kneecap-biting coach???

It's been kicking my ass for a while as to who Patrick Mahomes reminds me of when he speaks. I know people say Kermit but that's not it. Finally the other day it hit me:

No sooner has the scalpel touched his knee than a ref ran into the operating room and threw a flag on the surgeon