Sweats

Anyone "sleeping" on Davis are gonna have their eyes opened.

Here's a story for you..... First time ever being at the stadium with my wife (back then she was only my girlfriend), however, i had game opener tickets for the Bills against Miami. The game was on the Sunday 1pm, but we showed up in town on the Saturday morning (we're from out of town and decided to make a weekend of it). I drove to Orchard Park on the Saturday morning and we just kind of hung out having a look around at the outside of the stadium, however, there was a gate open (the media were setting up and people were in and out of this gate). My wife and i walked through this open gate (this was long before 9/11) and proceeded to wander around inside the stadium, just checking things out. I walked onto the 50 yard line and was just taking in the whole scene, when a little old security guard started to shuffle over to us from the end zone. It took him forever to walk out to us and he says, "oh, so you must be the guy who's singing the national anthem tomorrow?.....or are you with the media?".......and i answered that we were from out of town and that we had tickets for the game the next day and we were just checking the place out. He says to us, "Well, have a look around for another 10 minutes and then make your way out the gate"......and he also says, "if i'm looking this way, i have no idea what's going on in the opposite direction, so if your 10 minutes is an hour, how would i ever know".......then he shuffles away towards the end zone from which he came in the first place. My wife and i were stunned, however, we wandered around for most of the day, staying away from the direction that the security guard wandered away to. No one stopped us or questioned anything. We saw everything in that stadium that day. That was one of the fondest memories i have ever had with the Bills......and it was at the very first Bills game i had ever been to.......and then 9/11 ****ed everything up.

It's a toss-up between Rex Ryan and Dick "we punted well" Jauron........and it's not even close.

Miami is clearly at the top, are they?........the Miami media hype machine blows their offensive stats out of proportion every year and every year, good teams steamroll them. What has changed with the Fins in terms of O weapons from this year from the past 3? They have good, fast WR's, however, they still have Tua. No idea how Miami is "clearly" at the top of the list. #wtfconfused

When i was working in Korea, i just used whatever streaming service i could find on the internet......that really wasn't too difficult to figure out, however, the worst part was that there is a 13-hour time difference, so watching Sunday afternoon games at 2am Monday morning on a workday, really kicked the **** out of me.

I saw a game and then spent the rest of my time in the everglades.......try the alligator, that is some tasty ****.

Call me shocked......i always thought he had a good head on his shoulders. ...............................(rolls eyes)

Well, who would honestly say that Tua is a better QB than JA?........the dude is one hit away from drinking out of a sippy cup and riding the short bus.

Dick "we punted well" Jauron?

Well, this past weekend i smoked a tomahawk steak and i have to say it turned out real nice. I was a little hesitant at first when i'm buying a piece of steak for $100, but it turned out fantastic......i suspect it was due to the extra fat in the meat which gave it some really good flavor. I'm definitely adding this one to the repertoire.

You are correct.....the answers merged and now it's sending it to you and not the other poster.

I'd rather hear my wife pinch a fit than pinch a loaf.

Oh, i don't lower it at all in a public restroom..... If i get that thing up with my foot, wherever it ends up, that where she stays. This pretty well covers it in a public restroom.....

Now here's the rest of the question about toilet seats up or down........when you're in a public restroom and the urinals are full and you gotta use the stall, do you put the seat up or leave it down?......cause i'll tell you right now, i ain't never touched a public toilet seat and i ain't ever planning on it. I'll use my foot to coax the seat up and if that ain't working, i'll piss right through the center of the seat opening, hoping for a direct hit, but i don't have good aim and sometimes there's piss all over the place. Hey, i'm being honest here.....

holy barf......i don't like them.

Ok, thanks for getting me back on track and up to speed. As for the topic direction?......nope, i'm out.

I smoke everything and i have also tried to smoke everything..........some things work, and others don't. Smoked salmon or trout, no problem, however, never smoke bass (tried it and there's a reason why no one ever eats smoked bass cause it's beyond terrible). Ribs, pork chops and sausages are still a fan favorite to smoke.... filet mignon, however, is not. I tried it last weekend and it was horrible and in fact, there's not too many beef products that are even too good to smoke, besides brisket or beef ribs......cuts of steak rarely work out well.

You guys will have to forgive me, but i don't know what in the hell were even talking about anymore.

Down, because.....my wife said so and that's the end of that.

I saw that as well. It's the NY market and they have some fairly high expectation for the Jets this year.......every year as well, i suppose. We all know how this story ends for them.

You asked if I've ever sat on a jury and i responded "yes" i have......and i guess that's the end of that.

I've said it before and i'll say it again, the Bills can go toe to toe with any team in this league. There is absolutely no team in the NFL that gives me pause in my thought of that either.

Yes, i've sat on a jury........what else you got? Yes, it came out after the trial and just came out again with more detail after OJ's death.......what else you got?

Did i see that right on the schedule?!?...........the last 3 games are NE, Jets and NE? Like, wtf kind of scheduling is that? You would think they would spread the conference games out a little bit. I like when we play divisional opponents for the opener and the finale, especially when the division title could be on the line.

No Hi-vis, no safety glasses, wearing a hardhat that guys use for doing lube and oil changes, etc.........Jesus Christ, he wouldn't last 5 seconds on my project without being banned for life.