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Guys, I spoke to my insider duck. He said, "quack quack whackadoodle crack sack" and then crapped all over my lawn. He also said Diggs made him sit in a different hotel room while he hung out with some other duck. This duck is essentially George Washington, he cannot tell a lie. He also can't tell me jack squat about Stefon Diggs but I digress.

Yep, pretty sure Dude grabbing throats and facemasks, trying to poke a dude in the eye. Lot of his BS went ignored based on his performance but he acted like a chode multiple times.

"That's it! Enough with youse, Kitten Mittens Pickett, you can go to the other side of the state and be their problem."

His talent is undeniable. But he's been low key one of the dirtiest players in the game for a while. And he'd throw massive sh*t-fits any time an OL got the better of him. So...I dunno, adios, turd nugget.

Good gravy...some of the comments through this thread....makes it embarrassing to be a fan of the same team with some of youse.

"dEaL WiTh iT!" Get da fudge outta here.

At most I would assume they'd do a very small move, like how they leapfrogged Dallas last year for Kincaid. So maybe they jump from 28 to 26, maybe 24, somewhere in that range. But there's no way they're climbing into the top ten. Got a lot of spots to fill this season so it's a good year to have eleven picks. I might be wrong but I believe it's the largest number of picks they've had in the entire McBeane Era.

I dunno, I think Shakir earned himself the slot. And he can line up elsewhere. Think it's gonna be a big year for that dude, couldn't tell ya why, that's the impression that I get...

Wasn't he rumored to sign there during 2022 free agency? And then Beane matched or beat their offer. I could be misremembering. I am what they call, "unsmart."

Guys, it's gonna be okay. They've called me. I'm coming in straight off the couch. I can run at least half a route and I haven't broken my fingers on a football since the seventh grade. Prepare for greatness.

It seems to be a pretty deep WR draft so find one or two there. Sign a second or third tier guy. It'll be alright.

Does everyone wear a name tag with their screen name on it to these things?

I heard it hates you right back, Francis!

I bet if he catches that moon ball vs. da Chefs we aren't having this conversation. When Josh launched that thing I was like, dear lord man, he can't run his route into the parking lot...oh wait he's under it, he's got...he's NOT got it. Son of a! I better quit now before I have flashbacks and start kicking rocks again.

Jesus he know me....and he knows I'm right. Ah been talkin' ta Heyzeus all mah life!!

I've got some stuff. Nothing too crazy. The handful of Jim Kelly cards I got signed as a kid back when camp was in Fredonia are probably the most special to me. I just cleaned out a room and found a football signed by a bunch of guys from the 2009 team. I also have a full sized helmet signed by Jairus Byrd. It's the red helmet they had just before the switch in 2011. Always wanted to get it done up in the white but for now it's just occupying a hook in a random closet. I've got a bunch of mini helmets, all five Buffalo Bills Funko Pops they've made plus those Fisher Price Little People sets. On top of that is an always growing collection of Bills cards. Hobby boxes are ridiculously priced these days and even though it's fun to rip packs I just can't afford it. So I just pick up singles off eBay and such. Also have a collection of hats I should sort thru. Used to buy the draft hat every year but for the last several years I haven't really dug the designs on those draft hats. The sideline gear that drops around camp time is usually pretty cool tho.

"You didn't tell them about my pubes, did you?"

I dunno, I wouldn't mind them taking a shot on him. He's had some big plays. I wouldn't give up a whole lot but I'd "kick the tires" as they like to say...whoever they are....

I feel like he is a guy who plays da game of professional foosball for a living. I dunno. It seems like they see something in him. Year one it took a while for him to adapt to the scheme and stuff. Then year two he was banged up so...tough to gauge, I guess. He's had his moments for sure. But he's also had some not so great moments. I'd imagine if he doesn't turn the corner this season then they'll probably wanna move on. Hopefully he takes the leap and becomes whatever they think he can be.

You can have my goldfish. His name is Calvin. He once had a friend named Hobbes. He's also been dead since 1998.

One of the OGs of the McDermott Era, been here since 2017. It's a bummer but it's the right move. Maybe he comes back this summer, who knows. It's weird to think the secondary could be without Poyer as well as Hyde and White this season. That'd leave Dawkins and Milano as the only two players on the team since 2017.

I had to look it up haha. It's a yellowish-green color or a greenish-yellow, depending on how you wanna word it, I guess. I always called that color lime or neon green.

That's a negative, Ghost Rider. That dude changes the whole defense. Offenses have to account for him. He's smart, fast, and always around the ball. He's a cornerstone player. Really wish he could've been back for the playoffs. He and Bernard make a really good pair. They might be a smidge undersized but they play big so that's all that matters.

blacklabel's Big Dumb University selects... Jimothy Pork, Tablet Wrangler, Papa John's Elementary Community College.

Don't we have enough concerns? I mean, Tyler Bass is still sitting in the corner. That's on me, tho. He can continue to think about what he did. Groot might not rack up crazy numbers but he's typically pretty solid when he gets out there. Should hopefully continue to evolve. They'll be counting on him a lot this season.