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Man, I used to think the same thing then one day I'm walking thru Walmart and I gotta rip one. Okay here's an empty aisle, lemme just walk down here and *thhbbpt!* Ummm...why the hell does it feel like that fart came with a prize? Didn't feel that way at all. Haven't been able to trust a fart since. I remember eating at an Applebee's before that so I blame them.

Everyone's already beat up from fifteen weeks of football, wear and tear of the season and stuff just adds up or keeps nagging and finally goes, etc.

Aside from Allen and Cook, I'd say he's probably the only other guy on offense that an opposing defense has to say, "Okay, we gotta key in on this dude." Most LBs can't cover him so that can force teams to put their nickel CB on him a lot and that ideally opens up opportunities for other guys. It's been a trip for the passing game this season but they are much better when Kincaid can go and over the last couple weeks I've been cautiously optimistic that Brady has made some good adjustments there. Getting the RBs involved more is a plus and Knox showed he can still be a weapon for them. Two good TEs that can both get down the field and catch with a solid run game and the occasional play from one of them WR fellas and yeah maybe it'll work.

I'm not sure why but I've just kinda always disliked Burrow lol. I think I'm just find him kind of smug or something. Real punchable face too. I typically don't care too much but something about that dork has always made me go, "bah, pipe down ya weenie." He wanted what he got in Cinci, got his bag and then his receivers got their bags and stayed on but whoops, then they couldn't (probably wouldn't anyway) pay anyone on defense and yeah it's gotta be super frustrating to be able to regularly hang 30+ most weeks and still lose.

It's especially crappy because he was just coming back from a concussion. He was shaky at best after that first slam into the turf, aside from the TD catch he dropped a few and just didn't look right. Then his noggin got rocked again. Poor dude.

I like his brother Jeff way better.

I feel like he was surprised with himself when he came down with it. Seemed like he was expecting to bat it down and just got his hands on it perfectly. He's on an all pro pace right now.

I felt awful for the guy. He should've been done for the day after the first time he slammed his head. And did I hear right, he was just coming back from a concussion? Pretty terrible look for the Bungles. Dude came up grabbing his head after two wicked turf shots and aside from the second TD he caught he looked off for the rest of the game.

Bosa and Thompson have been solid additions. I'd like to see them stick around.

I like to live dangerously. You find some rocks to kick yet? There was a big one out by the highway, someone said it might be a pumpkin tho. Careful out there, fella. Don't pull a Younghoe Koo and kick the turf, aim for the rockpumpkin.

Splittin' hairs on this Tuesday afternoon. You go kick rocks, Dave.

All I can think of is the Goofy meme, "I'll fluffin' do it again!" Do it again, Minnesota. I dare ya.

I'll just be bummed out. I don't have the time or the energy to hate on the dude. Criticism is one thing but some people take it to a ridiculous level. IMO, a lot is owed to both McDermott and Beane. Sure, they aren't without faults, but they deserve a lot of credit for the turnaround from basement dwellers to contenders. I honestly don't see any major coaching or front office changes happening in the off-season regardless of what happens. But given that it's been a bit of a rough one personnel-wise maybe that gives Beane the itch to really try and wheel n deal with trades/free agency/the draft.

Translation: I, Cam Heyward, am an overgrown toddler and was feeling very fussy from having my lunch handed to me by Dr. Prof. Josh Allen, PhD. Esq. Jr., so I decided to be a baby back bish about it. I sowwy.

I think them shweet kickoff returns he's had added a spark to his confidence. He looked very decisive and was running with some authority. It's good to see, they need another offensive guy to step up and become someone defenses need to key on.

May the day of the turkey bestow youse all with the strength of my biological stepdad, Jorsh Allen. In Jorsh's name we pray, Al-len. Seriously tho I hope y'all are good, even ye ol' curmudgens whose opinions I regularly disagree with, even youse, guy who said he somehow missed the drought era. Even youse, Brandon Beane, youse who kinda left your superstar QB out to dry because youse didn't wanna double back and realize, "eh, Keon is a nice kid but maybe we should draft one of these pass catchers this year just in case." I don't fault youse for everything, Dalton Kincaid has proven to be a very effective piece of the offense but it does appear he may be made of glass or like, an old balsa wood toy plane or something. Even youse, Sean McDermott, youse just be credited with the huge role you've played in turning the team from a perennial loser to a perennial contender. I may be late to the party but unfortunately I must now question if youse is the man to deliver the elusive Lombardi to Buffalo. Maybe if youse hire some real coordinators this off-season. Sorry Joe and Bobbeh, I dunno if youse guys is the right fit. One guy I'm not thanking tho is Terrence of the Training Camp, it was he who was responsible for proper placement of floor mats and thus responsible for robbing us of the immaculate greatness that would've been Kevin Kolb. Eff youse, Terrence! Alrighty everyone go eat turkey and then come back here for the big whiner fiesta that'll surely happen after the Cowboys blow a 21 point lead and let the stupid Chefs creep back into the game and steal it last minute. As is the way of the Chefs. May those red rat bastids be served the driest of turkeys, the blandest of potatoes, and the lamest of dinner music: all brought to them by Travis's equally lame and disingenuous girlfriend Tammy Swamp, or whatever the heck her stupid name is. Go Bills.

Ask her if she really wants to disappoint Josh Allen. I know I don't. Hell, I don't know one sane man who would!

Sgt. Ski to the principals office, please, Sgt. Ski to the principals office. Bring your fan card, please, because we gonna revoke dat ish.

POW! I'm sorry, is he saying "pow?" PA-POW!!

1800000 yards on 1562 catches. In one play.

I bet this gentleman brings his mid-day work meal in a latched steel case.

It's all hearsay but I've encountered someone with ties to the team that has said they do tend to party the nights before away games. Claimed that a lot of guys were out super late the night before the Rams game last year. Again, hearsay. But I'm sure they get rowdy and yeah on Sunday they just looked like they wanted to get the heck outta town after a certain point.

Right? It's as if many of these guys need a little bit of on the job experience before they reach their top potential.

Howdy all Bills fans on this gray Saturday (if you're up here in the 716, that is, could be breezy and beautiful for some of y'all, I don't know where youse live!) anywho... Didn't see this posted up anywhere just yet, also seems to be a brand new video just dropped earlier today. Don't know how many of you follow some of the writers from The Athletic but their stuff is generally pretty good. Analyst breaks down some of the plays Bills ran out of 22 personnel against KC last week and just shows the emphasis they put on utilizing Gilliam and the TE crew. Seemed like it was pretty effective. The Athletic Football Show breaks down old school tactics

He's been insanely fun to watch this season. Every week I'm like, "welp, he'll probably get slowed down this week" not to the point of like 13 carries for 11 yards or anything, but more like, "he won't be breaking so many runs that go for 7 or more" but then he does. There he goes for 14, 8, 12, 7, 9, like almost every time. His vision is really good and some of the OL guys have talked about how he's really skilled in the way he sets up his blocks. He's shown improvement every year. I remember his first couple of seasons he was a really easy guy to tackle, often going down on first contact. But then he said his prayers and took his vitamins and now he breaks tackles and runs over dudes.