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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. "And the award for 'Best Meme, TSW off season' goes to... ChevyVanMiller!"
  2. OK, I nominate teef to do the looking into.
  3. >> "Out of the picture, lad. This is for coaches only, not caddies and coaches." << "Hey, dillweed! I coach the Dolphins!! #^¥$&!" 😠
  4. 13 seconds was an inside job?! 🤔
  5. 'Rauchify' the offense. Get the best RB/FB the team can afford, sparing no cost. Then, use him as a decoy. 😁
  6. Your wife has 'NFL Owner' mindset. She says you're worth $500. She'll give you Sophia from 'The Golden Girls'. * We've got his Payday right here...🤨
  7. Missed the one team that probably has the largest contingent of NFL coaching experience. The University of Alabama. 🤔
  8. Heard over the headphones: "So, two cheese and pepperoni, original crusts ready for 4:30. Got it, Mr. Marrone!"
  9. Can Haslam legally make Mayfield perform as Watson's butler? 🤔
  10. There's photoshop, and then there's Dutch Masters level photoshop. * 🤔 It is, isn't it?!
  11. What is it with the Giants, eating, and food analogies?! Mara and Tisch get sent to bed without supper when they were kids? 🤔
  12. Maybe all the name gyrations of the team in D.C. has him flummoxed.
  13. The signing portends a descent into the abyss. Or, as Mr. Lahey referred to it, the s***abyss. * I nominate '85' as the next talking head on a pregame show. 🤨
  14. University of Alabama has just petitioned to transfer to the NFC. Why just beat one team when you can beat a bunch? 🤔
  15. Simple supply and demand. Reduce seating by half, increase ticket prices threefold.
  16. They're unpaid interns for PS&E for their first year? 🤔
  17. You kill me. Never gonna give him up.
  18. If Shenault draws unusually low offers from other teams, they'll be crying in Jacksonville: 🎶 Who stole Laviska? 🎵 🎵 Who stole Laviska? 🎶 🎶 Someone call a cop! 🎵
  19. All things must pass. Pass back to Oakland, eventually. 😁
  20. Parole officer liaison? 🤔
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