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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. And over a mountain! * EDIT: There was the problem all along. Bills third uniform colour should have been 'trashcan grey'. That would have boosted NP's QB rating.
  2. Dear lord, that ranks right up there with Costanza's 'curse toast' to the newlywed couple. 🀨😳🫒 How dare you?! Cousins obviously knows it...obviously. πŸ€”
  3. As impressive as the Amherst campus stadium was in comparison to the Main St. campus, there was something fun about standing on that top rickety row of the east bleachers at Rotary Field, and watching rowdies fire down rolls of toilet paper. I think I was in 6th or 7th grade when I did that. An easy walk from home, in a different time.
  4. Me on the right, reacting with glee over DC Tom's checking in. Damn near as stirring as hearing Keaton say "let's get nuts" in 'The Flash'.
  5. I don't know how much validity remains with tinkering of tax laws, but for years I kept a plastic grocery bag filled with losing lottery tickets. There was a time I was advised that I could submit losing tickets as a 'counterclaim' when I won a big lottery prize...which I am forecasting for 2047. πŸ˜•
  6. We have a winner! You haven't won in the last 90 days, have you? Please pick up your small assorted cold cuts sub and small beverage certificate at the station.
  7. Shorter has <5% chance of completing a marathon, as did his great great uncle Frank. Less than 0.005% chance of representing the United States as an Olympic marathon runner. * Anyone want to drop that off at a bookie? I've got $10 to spare. * Shorter will score at least 5 touchdowns in 2023 season.
  8. Can that former MLBer play MLB? Asking for an unnamed GM...πŸ€”
  9. Turn in the ticket stub for a free Mighty Taco post game? πŸ€”
  10. With or without receiving gloves? It's the only thing that barred Nick O'Leary.
  11. No future as a FP 'Little Person' figure?
  12. Balderdash! Wentz has evolved as a human, a teammate, and a football player. * He now has added Kirk Cousins' "YOU LIKE THAT?!?!" war cry as he questions teammates.
  13. Say it a third time, and the NPeterman of old returns to haunt OBD. 😳 * Have the creators of the 'Peterman Hype Video' ever found gainful employment in the industry since? πŸ€”
  14. Could be the next wave of reality television series. NFL fringe player, significant other, and their phone cam. πŸ™„ *
  15. And we thought Ralph was cheap!
  16. Are you trying to be funny? 🀨😁
  17. When you have MJ🏈10, you don't need anyone else. Also spent the off season practicing whining and kvetching to officials.
  18. Doesn't necessarily mean he won't...πŸ€”πŸ€¨
  19. Maybe he just stays in DC and starts hanging around in the House. Runs for his district in the next election.
  20. Money's tight. Just ask HOUSE. Even your goat was asking if I had any other odd jobs that needed doing.
  21. Can you get Uhura to look at the universal translator? I missed something there
  22. Heard at Buffalo's Exchange St. Station: "Train now arriving from Charlotte, Azusa, and Cucamonga..."
  23. They kept getting the nameplate wrong...πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ
  24. Age might have nothing to do with it. It might be the aluminum cookware. πŸ€”πŸ˜
  25. Shorter, 5 touchdowns total in 2023, regular season and playoffs.
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