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  1. Ridgewaycynic2013
    They ought to make this the Raiders theme song: Wandering the American west for over forty years. 🤔
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    Highmark Stadium concession stands are mandated to offer only UK themed food and beverages as a 'thank you' and tribute to Shad Khan's participation in the NFL. 🤨 "Grab me a jellied eel when you go out for a leak, will ya?"
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    Dear sir / madam: As per Mr. Jones contract with Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe, please be advised our client must be referred to by his copyright identity as 🌟MJ🏈10🌟 on all printed material. Prepare to die. Yours truly, Inigo Montoya Junior Partner Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe * Hey, where's our Inigo Montoya been? 🤔
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    First upvote for 🌟MJ🏈10🌟 gets a free kick in the 🥜
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    In Cleveland? This is the 'symphony': 😁 I think that's Mimi Bobeck on the left. 🤔
  6. Ridgewaycynic2013
    The four major categories of drunks: Weepy drunk. Mean drunk. Sloppy drunk. Sleepy drunk. Which one are you? 🤔
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    Coach likes WNY so much that he's purposely being underwhelming to avoid being recruited to a bigger university's football program? 🤔
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    "No, Jerry, they use a table, and jump on it themselves..."
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    Do you suppose he's double jointed? 🤔
  10. Ridgewaycynic2013
    'Put in' his pocket...
  11. Ridgewaycynic2013
    I believe their projections are based upon probabilities and W-L records of the season so far. As the season progresses, you'll see stronger teams' percentages increase as they garner wins.
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    Thank you for the clarification.
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    Are you ever going to explain what that is supposed to mean?
  14. Ridgewaycynic2013
    Another excellent site: http://www.playoffstatus.com/nfl/nfl.html
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    Perhaps if you hadn't started your blathering about "what happens if the plane crashes?", things might have been different. 🤨
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    What, pray tell, is 'butt stuff'? 🤔
  17. Ridgewaycynic2013
    Must be too many Sabres fans here, no interest in Payton's victorious return to coaching.
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    https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38644073/ex-cowboys-rb-walt-garrison-competed-rodeos-dies-79?platform=amp How many remember his commercial for 'chaw'?
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    Agreed. Book says no relationships, no relationships. Book says no walking the goat in the mall, you don't walk your goat in the mall.
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    You are requested to use his proper trademark when mentioning his name: 🌟MJ🏈10🌟 Thank you.
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    Being the obtuse person I am, I am not sure of the meaning of the Snickers. Is it the old catchphrase 'Not going anywhere for a while?', or are you just saying my elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor? 🤔😁
  22. Ridgewaycynic2013
    Step 1: Junior Hoodie coronation. Step 2: Immediately hire Harbaugh. Step 3: Appoint 'Booger' McFarland as football czar. Patriot Nation immediately embraces the virtues of phlegm.
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    Next COO: the Roto Rooter plumber that unclogs the drain at Chez Pegula? 🤔
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    You forgot the countersign to "queen to queen's level 3". 🤨
  25. Ridgewaycynic2013
    Then their mores and values should really 'stick to their ribs'. 🤔😳 * 'You are what you eat!'
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