Dear sir / madam:
As per Mr. Jones contract with Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe, please be advised our client must be referred to by his copyright identity as πMJπ10π on all printed material. Prepare to die.
Yours truly,
Inigo Montoya
Junior Partner
Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe
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Hey, where's our Inigo Montoya been? π€