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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. They ought to make this the Raiders theme song: Wandering the American west for over forty years. πŸ€”
  2. Highmark Stadium concession stands are mandated to offer only UK themed food and beverages as a 'thank you' and tribute to Shad Khan's participation in the NFL. 🀨 "Grab me a jellied eel when you go out for a leak, will ya?"
  3. Dear sir / madam: As per Mr. Jones contract with Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe, please be advised our client must be referred to by his copyright identity as 🌟MJ🏈10🌟 on all printed material. Prepare to die. Yours truly, Inigo Montoya Junior Partner Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe * Hey, where's our Inigo Montoya been? πŸ€”
  4. First upvote for 🌟MJ🏈10🌟 gets a free kick in the πŸ₯œ
  5. In Cleveland? This is the 'symphony': 😁 I think that's Mimi Bobeck on the left. πŸ€”
  6. The four major categories of drunks: Weepy drunk. Mean drunk. Sloppy drunk. Sleepy drunk. Which one are you? πŸ€”
  7. Coach likes WNY so much that he's purposely being underwhelming to avoid being recruited to a bigger university's football program? πŸ€”
  8. "No, Jerry, they use a table, and jump on it themselves..."
  9. Do you suppose he's double jointed? πŸ€”
  10. 'Put in' his pocket...
  11. I believe their projections are based upon probabilities and W-L records of the season so far. As the season progresses, you'll see stronger teams' percentages increase as they garner wins.
  12. Thank you for the clarification.
  13. Are you ever going to explain what that is supposed to mean?
  14. Another excellent site: http://www.playoffstatus.com/nfl/nfl.html
  15. Perhaps if you hadn't started your blathering about "what happens if the plane crashes?", things might have been different. 🀨
  16. What, pray tell, is 'butt stuff'? πŸ€”
  17. Must be too many Sabres fans here, no interest in Payton's victorious return to coaching.
  18. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38644073/ex-cowboys-rb-walt-garrison-competed-rodeos-dies-79?platform=amp How many remember his commercial for 'chaw'?
  19. Agreed. Book says no relationships, no relationships. Book says no walking the goat in the mall, you don't walk your goat in the mall.
  20. You are requested to use his proper trademark when mentioning his name: 🌟MJ🏈10🌟 Thank you.
  21. Being the obtuse person I am, I am not sure of the meaning of the Snickers. Is it the old catchphrase 'Not going anywhere for a while?', or are you just saying my elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor? πŸ€”πŸ˜
  22. Step 1: Junior Hoodie coronation. Step 2: Immediately hire Harbaugh. Step 3: Appoint 'Booger' McFarland as football czar. Patriot Nation immediately embraces the virtues of phlegm.
  23. Next COO: the Roto Rooter plumber that unclogs the drain at Chez Pegula? πŸ€”
  24. You forgot the countersign to "queen to queen's level 3". 🀨
  25. Then their mores and values should really 'stick to their ribs'. πŸ€”πŸ˜³ * 'You are what you eat!'
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