Ridgewaycynic2013

He has no guramba?! Every time you lie, a Patsfan's heart breaks. 😇

Dolphins charter (GTI8087, Atlas Air) just airborne. That's a big bird. Just passing over Eden.

Beached himself. Call Greenpeace.

And Allen and Diggs rubbing Miami's collective noses in it by pantomiming the gesture.

What song is she known for singing? 🤔

Think about it: Win = talk to happy drunks. Lose = talk to sad drunks. That's why they're cranky. 😁

Zach Wilson, Trey Lance, and 🌟MJ🏈10🌟 walk into a bar...

Nobody puts Brandon Beane in a corner about a corner. 🤨

Sokath...his eyes uncovered. Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra.

Bears equal the new Chicago sports team of futility. 🤔

Isn't there some NFL Double Secret Probation that mandates both Denver and Chicago are awarded an 'L' for today's game? 🤔

No apologies necessary. The more this board resembles anarchy, the more fun it is.

Interesting trades considered... * I am reminded of Kramer trying to get Seinfeld's van in exchange for a sweaty T-shirt alleged to have been owned by Anthony Quinn. 🤔

Celebrity beer vendor, Section 214? Gotta earn that pay somehow.

From the crowd rises a chant..."we want Elam...WE WANT ELAM...WE WANT ELAM!" * Coach McDermott turns, yells "Elam...come here!" * Elam throws off his coat, and hastens to McDermott's side: "Yes, Coach?" * McDermott: "Go see what they want..."

Dredging this back to the top, it wasn't too many years ago that the radio 'Pregame Roundtable' was a good mix of print and broadcast journalists discussing the upcoming game. I recall Carucci, Felser, and a few other local notables having a place at that hour. Today I tune in for the first time in years, and it now consists of just Greg Brown and Sal Capaccio?! Audacy that broke they couldn't field a couple extra scribes? Or did Sullivan's rant over the hospitality table cause a mass exodus? 🤔

Does Kincaid wear gloves? No? There's your problem * He does? OK, there's your problem. 🤔

The 'Sports Metaphor Police' can be an even more rabid subcategory of the 'Grammar Police'. Infringe on their territory at your own peril. 😳

'Once before I die'. Not sure if it's a Lombardi, or an estimate on a player's return. (Or whether Elam will be active...)

I hope it's a zebra that gets it. 🤨

The OCD guy in me wants to applaud. The Sgt. Hulka in me wants to say "Lighten up, Francis." 🤔

I have been disappointed with the 'extra hot' jars I have tried. Going back a few years, a coworker claimed that damp growing seasons lessened the strength. There were a few Canadian brands that were once 'fire in a jar', but lost their strength, whether by root strength or preparation, I do not know. This jar of Miller's might need EPA approval. 🤔😁

If anyone is having beef on weck, I recommend Miller's Homestyle horseradish, from Lockport N.Y. I recently had a relative from the States bring a jar to a family gathering. I have not had a horseradish as powerful as that since the 1980s. I am surprised the Miller's is not regulated by the Bureau of ATF. 😳 (It might be a shameless plug, but sweet fancy Moses, it's potent!)

Sometimes I would be so excited, I wouldn't get my socks off! 😕

I think the writers for that show followed me around for ideas.