Sky Diver says Robert Foster (future NFL HoF) tops them both, and anyone else you care to name.
I think you're better off placing hands over eyes for the suggestions we've offered in this thread. ๐
I would rather see the idjiot courier service van drivers (especially the phantom carriers with no identifying signage) driving 50 m.p.h. down residential streets get dismissed, than U.S.P.S. or Canada Post staff and services diminished. ๐คจ