Poleshifter

Ford to LT seems insane at this point in the conversation, doesn't it, John? I mean, no offense pardner, but that's just wrong.

Just get some really old milk to pour over the flakes. Ewwww...

Looks like the Hamburg dude has a Throw over his head.

Tough beans. Sean is under contract, dear.

Thanks, Logic. This is a great article. I'm glad you included Jerry's tears. That was like frosting on a beautiful cake!

Jerry is probably thinking he has to pay this QB $100 million+ coming up soon. That would bring tears to his eyes after watching Dak on Turkey Day.

Immediate divorce seems a bit rash, but marriage counseling is a must. You kids (I am assuming you are in your 20s or so) need to learn to communicate. Period.

I'm surprised it has lasted this long. I like football variations, like the CFL, but I have not watched the Arena League in 10 years.

I love watching the CFL. I get tired of all the billionaire stuff in the NFL world. I love it's simplicity. Two RCMP mounties carried the Grey Cup trophy through the stadium, so fans could touch it or see it up close. The flyover was a single CF-18 fighter. Beautiful. I always look forward to the new CFL season when June rolls around. Your mileage may vary. Some punts out of bounds (between the 20s, I think) result in a penalty. Just a bit confusing.

Good grief - someone just wrote Robert's in regard to our kick return guy. He must be on the Bill's... I learned spelling and grammar from the Sisters of St Mary of Namur. I have worked with many engineers who can not spell or compose a proper sentence. I feel your pain, Virgil.

Andre Roberts was a pro Bowl return man last year with the Jets. So, your "borderline ST" assessment seems wrong.

Did anyone see the vendor with a tray full of Maruchan Instant Lunch containers? There was a bag of limes on the tray, too, so I don't know what they would be serving at a game. Any ideas?

Yes, he is. He has been starting for Houston (at times) so he must be managing the illness pretty well.

Amen, brother

That certainly seems like a Brownsie thing, eh?

Good grief. Losing Corey Vereen before the season even starts?! Auuugghhh!

And all those 2018 draft day moves did not cost us any future picks. That is pretty amazing work. The Pegulas could sign McDermott and Beane to 10-year extensions and I would be happy. I never imagined the Bills having the "right" head coach. And GM. I go back to the Kay Stephenson days "well, we're not getting the job done..." so I (we) have been waiting a long time for this dynamic McBeane duo.

It's ... William ... Shatner ... !

Jay should have told them "Screw you, I'll be in around 9:30"

Jason was a 320-pound TE as I recall...

Would Lee Smith need to wear a different jersey number, as he would be ineligible-to-receive?

On the Josh Allen misdirection run with 2:00 or so left, Adam Archuleta called it "the complete banana in the tailpipe" play.

I played "football" with friends as a teen. My athletic career started and ended playing baseball for the St Andrews Mustangs (Town of Tonawanda), 2nd or 3rd string outfielder. In Army basic training, I went up against a high school athlete when we did the pugil sticks (giant Q-tips you beat each other with). My opponent had strength and balance. I got my butt kicked in short order. During the final physical testing session, they mis-counted and gave me an extra back-and-forth on the monkey bars. Because of that, I got the E-2 stripe, while my more athletic buddy did not. Kudos to all you guys who coach kids or officiate games.

Brady is incredibly selfish. It's a wonder he has survived so long in a team sport.