Augie

Jets winning hurts the Texans AND the Jets, imo. I want them in limbo so they can’t quite get up high enough in the draft to replace the King of Darkness.

I prefer piss stained mattresses.

I’d argue Mario wasn’t really the finishing piece. Von was supposed to be that. I’m looking at signing more than player. EDIT: Signing is not in the title, but still. .

Mario didn’t get hurt. A question without an answer.

I’m curious, has this advice been helpful, or expensive?

My current pup is almost 18 months old. Right around the time we started trusting her a little and leaving her out of the crate when we went out briefly we had an issue. A pissed off puppy! We have a rough routine, and the dogs generally get a trip to the park late morning. Well, I had something to do first, and it was too hot to take them. The park would be next. When I got home I found our bedroom carpet not only shredded at the threshold, but she had torn it away from the tack strip revealing about a third of the room. She was determined to get her damn energy out! She’s much better now that she survived that event. I love them to death, but they also need a healthy fear. She was a slow learner, but we made a deal and she’s going to make up for it with sweetness.

One of our buddies in college stumbled out of a bar late and walked up the road to some friends to sleep it off. He went to the wrong house and woke up with an older lady and her grown son standing over him. He had pissed their couch. Slightly awkward, I’m guessing. Lock your doors!!!

My son and his wife had to get rid of her cat when they brought home their first child. Damn cat was pissing all over the beds! Oh, and they needed new mattresses, and those are NOT cheap! Cat urine is “special” with that stink.

We went to a friend’s for dinner and he made Indian food. He’s a British guy and as we’re leaving he says in his funny little accent “you’ll want to pop a roll of toilet tissue in the freezer when you get home. You’ll thank me in the morning!”

That’s a lot of people to cook for! This reminds me of a couple who were our best friends early in our marriage. We bought our first house up the road from them, and they told us about their first house. They were so proud to be homeowners they insisted on hosting Thanksgiving. They ate early then settled in to watch football and drink beer. Their first house was an older house in NY and it only had one bathroom. They figured they could live with that for a starter home. Unfortunately, it was not well suited for a few hours later when everybody got food poisoning. 😂 .

You’re right, homicide would be excessive.

RIP

Anyone who votes “love ‘em” needs some time off here to get some much needed attention. We bought a new mattress a couple years ago, and what a seedy industry! We thought we finally had things worked out, but the guy driving the truck says to me “I can drag it up here for you, but it’s easier if I just tell you now it’s got a giant stain on it.” A “brand new” mattress! We ended up getting one thru Haverty’s.

That will get you a hot dog and a beer. Enjoy!

The true burner comes in the offseason. Maybe with more than one shot. I trust in the roster building.

That’s a down payment that will hold it a month until you can come up with the rest.

Yes! They are known for their sushi! 😊

You mean, like a virtual tailgate??? BYOC! That’s for condiments if you’re wondering, and the carpet cleaning is your own expense.

….alright, let’s not start running up therapy bills here!

We have a thread for that! What on Earth is wrong with us???? 😂

Why does that make me want to litter for the first time in my life? 😂

It’s not exactly Waldo!

Maybe just because he’s behind the LOS doesn't make it a pass attempt. It could just be a TFL because it might have been a run play? 🤷‍♂️

Do they make their pitchforks and torches BIGGER in Texas?

Forgive him, Keon tipped him off to the news. .