Augie

Ohhh, I forgot watching him trot all over the field in London, and feeling so smart because I knew where the ball was going to go….. But still!!!

I heard on Dan Patrick this morning his contract was for $7 MIL/year and he had 3 years left. How many years had be been making that kind of coin? The guy can afford to do anything he wants at this point in his life. He can afford to make “only” about $70k/yr now. Good for him! I think it’s awesome!

I mean, somebody wins the PowerBall, so anything is possible, but these proposed trade threads have about the same odds. I hope Elam doesn’t have to play, but it would be sweet if he really balled out when he did get on the field.

If you have to go to the pound now to pick out a dog, nobody would blame you.

The same could be said in midtown according to those who live there, so yeah, you never know.

They spend a lot of time on Rule #2. What are the odds that you two violate Rule #2 on your date? This reminds me of the signs in New Orleans cabs warning of a $250 fine for “peeing, puking or pooping” in the car. How often must that happen if they need these signs? WooHoo! Sounds like great times!!! 😂

It’s only fitting that the guy who can coach is coaching, and the giant bag of wind is making noise on TV.

I don’t believe there is an emoji for that response. 🤷‍♂️

Yes, this is exactly the time that most NFL teams are looking to dispose of their good kickers. Could this be where AI helps us? 🤷‍♂️

I’m sorry, but what is a half of a furry boy? Or should I not ask? If you don’t know……

So, do you have a whole lot of experience with that?

That is so true, and beautiful. Pro Tip: Do NOT adopt Mike Tyson.

The average is three generations before they piss it all away I think. There are seriously studies on that.

If there is any consolation, Tre should never be poor.

I can personally attest that happiness is far more important than money. My happiest working years were my very happiest years. The kids were great, we were just fine, etc. Thank God the wife was far more practical.

Rumor is he’s lactose intolerant, too. It’s a shame.

You’ve got to keep an eye on your crab legs with that guy around! Disclosure: My son was at FSU in those days, and he’s got all kinds of excuses for how that was just fine. He is otherwise a law abiding citizen, my son that is.

After college I was working in a bank branch in Hilton Head, SC and a lady comes in with her daughter who is wearing a Bills shirt. I strike up a conversation asking if they are from Buffalo. It went like this: - Are you from Buffalo? - Yes, well right outside Buffalo around Williamsville. - Really? What part of Williamsville? - Well, not actually Williamsville, more like East Amherst. - What part of East Amherst? - Well, technically it’s Swormville. - What part of Swormville? - Ransom Oaks. - What street in Ransom Oaks? - Fiddlers Green. - Which house on Fiddlers Green? - The second one on the left. - Is that the red house and you had two Newfoundlands? At this point she starts looking strangely concerned so I explained that I lived in the third house on the left, with a patch of common space between us. You don’t forget those Newfies! I think the daughter was special needs and I’d always rush out to say hello when they came in. Good people, those folks from somewhere outside of Buffalo! I drove past our houses when I was home for the opener and I thought of that first encounter with her. You never expect it to zero in quite like that.

He’s a tease, don’t waste your time!

Two former Bills, among others. Tre is not the quickest to return to form following injury, but he’s had a couple horrible injuries with huge consequences for what a CB needs to do. I bet he keeps getting better, but at his age his best days are behind him. I loved the guy so wish him well when he’s not playing the Bills. Be smart with your money, Tre.

He certainly can be, but I wish they’d call him more often for being so handsy.

Yeah, he had a remarkably clumsy spell there, for yards and yards…… EDIT: I just watched it again and it was even more ridiculous than I remembered! https://www.google.com/search?q=holy+roller+dave+casper&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#

In the Benford appreciation thread this chart does not appear to flatter Sauce Garden. I get that it’s only 2 games, but it was interesting.

Well, thank you for that……I suppose.

Should we trade him for a Day 2 draft pick?