….and who put those bathtubs up on the ridge in the first place? How did you fill them, and isn’t that one tub too many?
As for awkward moments, my prim and proper foreign born MIL came to visit us when we bought our first house. She always wore high heels, and I never saw the FIL not a tie in all of our decades. We were in the living room when Jimmy Buffet started asking Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw? I looked her in the eye and kept talking as long as that song was on.
Worked for me! 🤷♂️