Augie

The Bills win Super Bowl XXV if Jimbo is willing to hand the ball to Thurman more often. That’s the thing, in order to run effectively, you have to be willing to try running. Go figure! 🤷‍♂️

“Training techniques”. I like it!!!

I am a HUGE fan of aisle seats! I’d pay extra to be on the aisle, or very close. Well done! I’ll buy seats from any of you when I make it up for a game. Unfortunately, going thru my usual secondary market sources I’ll pay roughly the GDP of Guatemala in fees, but that’s life. Sometimes I get lucky and avoid the middle man, but not often.

Bad genes? Mom was kinda hippy too? 🤷‍♂️ This kind of stuff fascinates me. We think we are so smart! 😂

Is there a cash award for getting this correct? Should those funds be in escrow by now, just to be sure? On the rare occasions I buy a lottery ticket it amazes me how I can have a page full of numbers, and not a single one gets a hit. I come here this time of year to learn about these prospects. If I got one right it would be like Edna in Accounts Payable getting a perfect bracket in the NCAA Tournament.

Some natural questions…….Did you move on to cats? Are you currently incarcerated? 😋 I used to “play” with bees as a kid. Then I learned the difference between a honey bee and a yellow jacket. An important life lesson learned early. EDIT: There was a DR appt involved here. I swelled up like Will Smith in Hitch. .

What would you think of offering a 5th and throwing in a half dozen posters from here, as decided by a poll? Or….would that move it up to a second? 🤷‍♂️

Saving Private Ryan?

BUT….is he old enough to buy beer? 🍺 It sounds like his playing speed is more impressive than his timed speed. The strengths and weaknesses do not seem perfectly aligned. I prefer football players over track stars.

The fact that we are here probably indicates we are not all that picky. 😋 .

I’m looking at condos in downtown Sarasota. Watch out for the fees! They have monthly HOA fees around $1,200 and quarterly Association fees of about $3,500. These are 1,300 SF units with 2 BR. That’s before taxes or your personal insurance. In a place like Hilton Head you may be in a “plantation” or gated community. That adds a Master Association fee on top. I’d LOVE a place in downtown Sarasota, but that is just insane. At least there is no state income tax. 🤷‍♂️

Oh, it’s twoo! It’s twoo! It’s twoo!

The Hunt For Red October.

You’re no YOLO, but I guess you’ll have to do. 😋

I make fun of action movies when they try to sell me on cars flying thru the air…..but there it was. EDIT: To hear there were only minor injuries is an absolute miracle. .

I’d LOVE to see Stephen A doing the local nightly weather. You could get 5 minutes of that that would crush SNL!!!

I like the mute button on the TV, but I really need one for when my wife thinks I’m snoring.

You’re on thin ice there, buddy! I may look into having my central vac system blow directly into your house. You will think you live in a snow globe!

Covid is the reason we didn’t get a dome. The world knows that. Just sayin’! 😋 It’s funny, but when we all hunkered down it was about being entertained at home (lots of streaming)…and puppies. People figured I’m going to be home, now is the time to get a dog and train it. We were already on the list for a pup and our breeder said if he had 100 puppies he could have sold them in a weekend. I don’t want anyone to lose their livelihood, but I try to avoid Booger just as much as Stephen A. I never liked him, but he strongly agreed with the Cody Ford crack back block penalty in the playoffs. The call the league later apologized for. Since then I’ve been waiting for him to say something intelligent. Still waiting.

One call, that’s all! 😋 Yeah, he’s not your guy either.

Yes. Some real estate attorneys also try to create a niche with 1031 Exchange practices. It’s not super common, but it’s not obscure either. You’ll probably want a closing attorney who has done it before.

The remote control in my hand says I don’t have to watch that movie.

OK, if that makes you happy. I’ve learned to completely ignore him. I’m not a fan of people screaming at me in general, so I avoid ESPN as much as possible. He’s the worst of the bunch, IMO.

Do your homework on a 1031 Exchange (mentioned above, I believe). You get to avoid taxes on the gain from the sale of the old property if you flip it into a new investment property. I won’t go too deep, because I know just enough to get you into trouble, but it can help you avoid tax implications if you do it within the time limit. It would be worth knowing this before you do anything, just in case. .

It just goes into the estate. You can’t discriminate based upon age. That credit life insurance is just for shorter term consumer loans. I did a car loan for a little old lady one time. A week later her car is shown in the local newspaper half inside a retail shop. She got in the car and put it in drive instead of reverse, then hit the gas. I only want to get so old.