Rob's House

This is getting hard to watch.

He flushed all the virtue-signalling snowflakes and purveyors of fake news out into the open so we can all see who and what they are. Now their vaginas explode whenever they hear those words.

Does this offend you?

I believe it's Latin for "EJ fanboy." I kid.

Same. I became a realist toward the end of EJ's rookie year. You can only watch a pattern repeat itself so many times before you come to expect it.

Controversial =|= political

That's what one would think, but some people struggle with the plain meanings of common words.

Even in the scenarios you describe there is a world of difference between on the job behavior and off the job behavior. Only people who see everything in terms of absolutes miss this. I'll provide an example to illustrate this very obvious truism: Lawyer A gets into an argument at a bar on a Friday night, punches a bar patron in the face, and is convicted of A & B. Lawyer B gets in an argument with his client and punches him in the face in open court. Both may have to explain their conduct to the state bar, but anyone with a functional cerebral cortex knows which one has a tougher row to hoe.

I think Cartman's prank on Scott Tenorman takes the cake.

Muhammed denied that, but don't let reality get in the way of some quality virtue signalling. Donald Sterling says hi.

There's a difference between behavior inside the workplace and outside the workplace. Outside the context of sports, people with a functioning cerebral cortex find this concept self-evident.

I'm with you. I'm all about doing purely symbolic things that hurt the victims while doing nothing to improve the situation, as long as those things make self-righteous d-bags with no skin in the game feel good about themselves.

The son would be much better off if his dad's earning potential was significantly diminished.

The end of Karate Kid where we see Johnny learn humility and sportsmanship as he swallows his disappointment and congratulates the villain, who just stole his title with an illegal kick. It always gets dusty right there.

You can never have too many good Williamses.

He didn't though. We took the lead on a pick-6 by Corey Graham. He did make some plays to get it close (after single-handedly putting the team in a deep hole), but late in the 4th and down by 3, with the game on the line and the ball in his hands, he took a ***** on the field. He sucked.

Hoyer doesn't even believe that.

If Tyree Jackson makes half the money Joe Webb did in the NFL he will have surpassed all career expectations.

Sounds like he's got too many outside interests distracting him from football.

Some of us don't really give ***** if some rich guy pays a willing participant for a tug. I find it odd that you do. I find it much more disturbing that there was a hidden police camera in that room. It's not surprising that it was suppressed. It's an unreasonable search.

Physically he's capable of playing any position on the defense other than CB. Moving him to the outside on a regular basis would probably be unwise - better to put him where he's most effective - but you could put him out there in certain rotation packages or if injuries necessitated it.

It's hard to attract players to a frozen tundra devoid of night life when the only thing you've done consistently over the last 2 decades is suck. It's like trying to meet girls when you're a broke, overweight, 40 year old shlub working the Wendy's drive thru, driving a '97 Hyundai, and living in your mom's two bedroom apartment that smells like cat piss. You might find a nice homely girl who sees you as a viable option, and with a little confidence and charm may even luck into an emotionally damaged 7 rebounding from an abusive relationship, but you're not going to consistently pull healthy 9s until you up your game. If the Bills start winning consistently it will be a whole lot easier to pull 9s.

I could do without ever hearing "early and often" again.

I was just yanking your chain.