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Same trajectory, different graphs. Jones's trajectory was a cresting wave of suckitude.

Nah, Maye's ceiling is soooo much higher than Jones, who's currently trying as hard as he can to throw the game away (that's 2 near picks on this drive alone).

Could be worse... FOX keeps trotting out the babbling remains of Terry Bradshaw like some morbid hybrid of Weekend at Bernies and Groundhog Day.

...Matt Stafford and Justin Herbert have to feel a little jilted.

I can't imagine teammates have a ton of respect for a guy like this.

Mac Jones is a drama queen cry baby who's always looking for sympathy. Watching him in San Fran makes me realize my hatred for him was very minimally associated with the fact that he was a Patriot**.

Nice to see a player get paid and then live up to the contract (that's right, I'm giving the side-eye to you, Rousseau).

Did Williams hurt his knee spinning around when Rattler faked him out of his jock, or did he come in hot in the locker room and not break down in time to make it through the doorway?

If they have a big lead going into the 4th Q, should they intentionally only score 29 points or less total so that the odds of them scoring 30+ goes up for the rest of the season... 🤔

Sanker looks to be a bright spot for the Saints. He made a couple of really nice plays.

I was hoping the OP was going to change it to "Ravens thread"

The first down run turf burn slide, when he picks up the ball and "tosses" it to the ref, intentional "incoming" given the officiating that afternoon? ...or accidentally launched it at a guy not expecting it?

Wrex Ryan criticizing someone for running their mouth is like Rob Ryan criticizing someone for being an ignorant slob...

Seeing the Bills in those uniforms, is McDermott going to motivate them with a pregame speech about biting knee caps??

What the hell... did the Dolpins unis and Jags unis make an ugly baby or something...

Despite the protestations of all within nose-shot (like earshot?... no?... then what?) I again refused to wash my old, used-to-be-red Bills hat. I don't wear gear during the game since I've determined at gametime it's all jinxed, but this is my favorite piece of Bills apparel at other times. I wear it a lot. I sweat a lot. It doesn't smell good. It's bad enough that it's starting to make me think twice about wearing it because whatever is hiding in the band in the hat mixes with my sweat and is now like gasoline in my eyes... really bad smelling gasoline. But the football gods have spoken... it is not to get thrown in the laundry until the magic has worn off!!!

Through 4 games the Bills are 2 yds away from being the worst run defense in the league!! Only the Bears are worse... by 1 yard. Bills fans are not satisfied because the Bills FO spent the offseason bolstering the defense but so far it's the same ol' same ol'... offense "struggling" to the tune of 30+ pts per game and needing every single point because the defense is barely holding on.

I find it a little ironic that someone who's been on hiatus for 5 months suddenly reappears and demands to know where others have gone... Welcome back to the fray, @Buffalo Barbarian.

…and had to be taken because his team only had 10 men on the field in a crucial situation. Did I miss the announcement of Wrex Ryan appreciation day or something?

Did he take a TO before he gave the speech?

I mean, if we’re being honest, the pick makes this thread that much more awesome.

@4merper4mer… I hate you.

Go BILLS!!!

I haven’t played this game in a while… I forget how many points are gained when a serious statistics explanation is generated in response to a sh!tpost… is it 💯?