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Only skimmed it, but it sounds like the damage was to his skull, not his brain. Unless there's a reason to believe his titanium plate increases his risk of head injury somehow, other than optics I don't see why this would be an issue. With a mid-year entry for TBD's most horrible person award, please welcome Jon in Pasadena.

Regardless of the actual number rewatch the pick at the end of the Jacksonville playoff game and ask yourself if you don’t have concerns about his arm strength.

He was blinded by the “Gis-“ in her name.

Tuxedo jacket asks “Tell me the truth, does this Tom make me look gay?”

I started freaking out at the thread title thinking "Oh, sh**! This is going to be so embarrassing... someone must have found the video of me and the hors..." Wait... I mean, whaaaat? Anyway, this is so much more embarrassing.

It’s a gloved hand, so there’s no DNA evidence. No one’s gonna believe you... backup.

Hey, does anyone know a mostly incoherent way to bludgeon the joy out of life? ...ask Irv!

I need to know what compelled you to look so closely at his hot pants as to discern those were pictures...

It took months of practice, but Tom’s first instinct was no longer to place his ankles by his ears when the straps came out... much to Wes's chagrin.

I'd add a set of giant balls to intimidate opponents.

Kyle Williams is more of a ball hawk at this stage of his career than Adams.

All I got from this article is that Highsmith has been smacked in the head so many times he can’t tell the difference between Evander Holyfield and Mike Tyson when he tries to name drop when attributing a well known quote.

Let me thank you on behalf of the OP for taking some of the heat off...

You know, except for the fact that when he took those stupid chances down and distance and time remaining never warranted it. It was never 3rd and long or 4th down, or seconds to go in the game. It was always with 2+ minutes to go with makeable down and distance when he would decide to throw their last chance out the window instead of being patient. Fitz may have excelled at Harvard in an economics program, but from a risk management perspective for a starting NFL QB his football IQ kinda sucked.

After the Bengals trade we find out that Beane’s a witch... now it’s Allen witch! Holy Buffalo coven, Batman.

If there was someone clearly worth a damn in front of the backup maybe there would be a little less outcry for the next in line (though there was a contingent calling for Reich in the Kelly years, so apparently that voice will never be entirely silenced regardless of who the starter is).

Why, did Trump mispronounce it?

Oh, I get it... probably gonna come up a little short, right? Couldn't this have just gone in one of the other hundreds of Baker Mayfield threads? The draft can't get here soon enough.

Who here has ever been mistaken for Tim Connolly's prepubescent twin?

Because it’s less physically painful than a literal kick in the nuts, even if the emotional scarring has been much more severe.

Don’t be so hard on yourself. I’m sure you’re at least a 3/10... though you’re probably right that she wouldn’t bang you.

...on the condition that you, yourself, are in drag. Mine: Form of... water

Many of my favorites are already listed. Would add 'Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan' Recently saw “The Voices” and thought it was hysterical, but also realize it’s probably more of an indictment of my sense of humor. Probably the same reason I thought “Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead” was hysterical.

...prepuce. Mine: Meathead drivel repellent