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transient

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  1. Guess the rumor about Brady wearing out the JUGS machine was unfounded.
  2. I hope when McDaniels fails miserably after Belichick leaves and is fired after two seasons that he looks back and realizes his career was atop the bridge he carelessly set ablaze. What a POS.
  3. Are we talking a little spongy piece of poo like Critical Bill in Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead, or are we talking a Two Girls One Horse One Cup make Joe Rogan gag from watching sorta thing? Oh, and... eff no!
  4. Didn't work out so well for the last Patriots***** gun-toting TE though. What if you used hypo-allergenic, pet friendly face paint and you limited it to painting an Eagles helmet on his cat's head? Would that be acceptable?
  5. Tom Brady didn’t shake Foles hand because in the immortal words of Shady... “Tom Brady can’t shake sh**!”
  6. Unless the butts happen to be in corporate luxury boxes the league doesn’t really give a ****.
  7. He only married her because of the “Gis-” (sic) in her name.
  8. You know, unless of course someone at the network goofs and instead of your ad they show a blank screen... Ok, I outed myself, I watched when I said I wouldn't.
  9. Did it really take that long or did Collinsworth’s yammering just make it feel like an eternity?
  10. She’s a beard and Collinsworth knows it.
  11. I’m guessing it was a stomach bug that afflicted the Iggle’s defense based on the giant dump they’re taking in prime time tonight.
  12. Hearing a xylophone rendition of Nirvana’s “All Apologies” as the background of the T-Mobile rotating baby commercial makes me want to run Courtney Love over with a dump truck.
  13. I bet Jimmy Garoppolo could have caught that.
  14. That’s actually the official snack food of Boston sports fans everywhere. Sponsored by DAP fat white caulk... my bad, it’s actually flat white.
  15. Definitely enjoyed it, but it kinda feels like a prelude to a retirement announcement... There’s nothing like a little bonus airport clapping from McDermott to tide us over ‘til next season.
  16. I’m hoping they lose, Belichick retires regardless, and Brady gets his ass handed to him in the cellar of the AFC for a few years. The one downside in this is it would undoubtedly cement Belichick’s greatness over Brady’s, but if it kicked sand in Brady’s vagina at the same time I could live with it.
  17. Waiting until they come out with one that’s not made in China for... uh... fit purposes.
  18. Heard he’s been going with the extra large butt plug because he wants to make sure he plays loose tomorrow.
  19. In addition, I think McDermott and Beane have shown an ability to make an honest assessment of their players and staff and a willingness to make decisions and needed changes, regardless of any criticism they might open themselves up to.
  20. Was wandering through a Rouses the other day and out of the blue noticed 12 bombers of this on the shelf. Never would have expected to see so many in one place so far from the release date. Bought them out. Love this beer. Don’t even have to chill it. It may be second only to Bourbon County Stout for me in barrel aged beer.
  21. For Dareus to be at fault does it have to be Dareus specific, or can the QB situation be blamed on him as well? Actually... dead money... the QB situation CAN BE partly Dareus's fault. Mother******! Mr. Big Puff strikes again!
  22. I don't like it. Go back and see if you can get them to give us the first overall pick for Vlad Ducasse. Throw in a practice squad player to sweeten the pot if they really push you. Call the GM a pancake eating MF'er if you have to.
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