Johnny Hammersticks

Titan: The OceanGate Submersible Disaster just released today on Netflix. Unreal! I don’t want to give anything away, but Stockton Rush basically knowingly killed himself and all those people. That poor teenage boy! Unbelievable. 😳

The Homer Simpson strategy. He busted a lot of people’s parlays last night.

Guy blocks punches with his face. 😬

Did Patchy know that Bautista was going to try to punch him in the face? What a disappointment.

We just changed to Fidium Fiber. Much, much faster and our bill went from $160 (Xfinity/Comcast) to $75/month.

It’s not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I said I don’t want it. I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know I’m alive.

Might have to invest in a solar powered toaster if she keeps it up, Guys! 🤬

I really started to notice last summer. My electric bill is typically higher in the summer time bc I run 5 AC units in my home. It wasn’t uncommon to get a monthly bill for $225-250. My bill since then has been at least $325-350 regardless of the season.

Pat Benatar was played a lot in my house growing up. I enjoyed her music a lot. She’s gotta be up there on the list.

I like short walks and a good butt scratch here and there if you’re willing.

Cricket came to us already named. She was on “death row” in a shelter down in South Carolina somewhere, and was brought up to Vermont to a shelter where we adopted her. It was abundantly clear right away that she had been horribly abused. It became clear that she was abused by an adult male. It took probably 6 weeks before Cricket would even look at me. She would interact with my wife and children, but would tuck tail and hide behind the couch when I came in the room. I didn’t force her to accept me. Every day, two or three times a day, I would literally crawl a few feet into the room she was in and let her see me leave a treat for her on the floor. I progressively made it closer and closer without her fleeing. Eventually she would let me pet her a little bit and now we’re pals. She still follows my wife around the house all the time, but I’ll take it. She’s a sweet old girl. Just turned 14 years old in March.

First world problems. Especially when we have the league’s top scoring offense. 😒

Hey! I just watched a documentary about this!

I have heard that it’s actually a really good movie and I plan to go see it. Might go Saturday night.

Easter is just a pain in my ass. I’m not religious at all, so take that out of the equation. Have to wake up early on a Sunday which stinks. With the exception of deviled eggs, I don’t like any of the food. I also am not a big sweets guy. It also doesn’t help that I live in Vermont and it’s still cold here. Easter is an all-around loser holiday for me, but I can understand why some really get into it. I do really enjoy Halloween, but they make a really big deal about it in my town. Huge parade with a big block party. We have friends over for trick or treating. Drink some choice beers while the kids are running around the neighborhood. Valentines Day is sometimes nice depending on which day it falls. The wife and I usually plan a small trip or go out to a nice restaurant. Cinco de Mayo hasn’t really been a “thing” since my younger days.