he will call an early series of TO's while she's walking down the aisle. Then he will throw the red flag (and lose another TO) when the priest asks if anyone present who feels this union should not take place.
Principle's office may have been the most central location for that 1 school's AED. Plus, people have been stealing these machines so maybe they had to keep it locked up.
Ask to speak with the manager
The point was that it is a great stat for sure, but not exactly unique as another guy has similar low turnover rate with same touches.
Pro Football Reference has him at 5 fumbles 1 recovered
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/A/AlleJo02.htm#:~:text=Def Interceptions,Per-Game Stats
Allen has 6 INT, 4 fumbles lost (10 TO) in 553 touches
Jackson has only 9 TOs in 553 touches (4395 all yards, 36 passing TD, 5 rushing TD).
Herbert has 5 TO in 492 touches.