erynthered Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Sick. Check out her picture. http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/134936 When the boy arrived at the hotel, he claimed the room was dark, and that he believed he was having sex with a teenage girl, Arpaio said. But when Brown turned the light on in the room, the boy realized it was his English teacher and not his girlfriend, according to the arrest report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stl Bills Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 more like............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 my guess is that she taught animal husbandry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stl Bills Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 my guess is that she taught animal husbandry. yeah or weightlifting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 At 14, walking into a hotel room all horned up in the dark, I'd at least let my teacher give me an oral exam. Just sayin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 This just occured to me..........Rosie O'donnell is a teacher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stl Bills Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 At 14, walking into a hotel room all horned up in the dark, I'd at least let my teacher give me an oral exam. Just sayin... I'm with ya there inkman, and then you'd be on easy street the rest of the year......I'd be all "Hell na I'm not writing that paper! And if you don't give me an A I'm telling everbody about that blinky (#4 on the list) I gave you in that hotel room!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extrahammer Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Soo did they do it? It said he "believed he was having sex" with the teenage girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Life imitates art. Didn't this happen in Porky's? Or was it Porky's II? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Despite the whole "middle aged men are horny perverts who want to have sex with underage girls" stereotype, doesn't it seem like these stories always involve a female teacher with a young male student? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 I'm with ya there inkman, and then you'd be on easy street the rest of the year......I'd be all "Hell na I'm not writing that paper! And if you don't give me an A I'm telling everbody about that blinky (#4 on the list) I gave you in that hotel room!" No doubt. That teacher sure is ugly, but it's about as easy a lay a 14 year old can get. I had a huge crush on my Spanish teacher in Jr High. I saw her after I graduated and realized exacty how below average she was and exactly how horny I must have been to think she was hot. At 14, the neighbors should have been locking their pets indoors in my neighborhood. The wind blew and I had a Woodrow for an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 No doubt. That teacher sure is ugly, but it's about as easy a lay a 14 year old can get. I had a huge crush on my Spanish teacher in Jr High. I saw her after I graduated and realized exacty how below average she was and exactly how horny I must have been to think she was hot. At 14, the neighbors should have been locking their pets indoors in my neighborhood. The wind blew and I had a Woodrow for an hour. I've recently discovered that my hottest teachers were in kindergarten, first grade, and third grade, before I was able to appreciate the hotness. From that point out, it's been nothing but uglies. Why do all the hot teachers teach little kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Life imitates art. Didn't this happen in Porky's? Or was it Porky's II? Beulah Balbricker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Sick. Check out her picture. http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/134936 shes hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stussy109 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Despite the whole "middle aged men are horny perverts who want to have sex with underage girls" stereotype, doesn't it seem like these stories always involve a female teacher with a young male student? women sexually peak around 40... us hornball men peak in our late teens early 20's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloNewman Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Beulah Balbricker? "I got you now Tommy Tucker and I'm going to take you to the principal's office" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "I got you now Tommy Tucker and I'm going to take you to the principal's office" "We could put up wanted posters all over school: Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beula Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 I don't buy the boy's story. We're supposed to believe that the room was pitch black dark, she never spoke, and he couldn't tell the difference between his girlfriend's body and this woman's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 At 14, the neighbors should have been locking their pets indoors in my neighborhood. The wind blew and I had a Woodrow for an hour. Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duey Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 The comments after the article are classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "We could put up wanted posters all over school: Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beula Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School. " "That tallywacker had a mole on it, and that mole is the key to it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 The comments after the article are classic! Like this one? "dontjudge08 wrote: I would have loved to be the mother of the child and kicked her!@#, piece of crap!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 At 14, the neighbors should have been locking their pets indoors in my neighborhood. The wind blew and I had a Woodrow for an hour. Robin Williams once did a hilarious routine about this. Talking about being old and equipment not funtioning when you need it to and then when you are young and you can't stop it from functioning. The physical humor and verbiage had me rolling on the floor laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShirley Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "That tallywacker had a mole on it, and that mole is the key to it." Best movie of all-time, IMO............my favorite part is when he finally gets Lassie upstairs and is putting it to her.......the coach in the gym is dying laughing behind the mat and when comforted he says......gas gas. I also love it when the stripper asks Pee Wee for 2.00.........and Pee Wee says yeah go ahead and show me both of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Best movie of all-time, IMO............my favorite part is when he finally gets Lassie upstairs and is putting it to her.......the coach in the gym is dying laughing behind the mat and when comforted he says......gas gas. I also love it when the stripper asks Pee Wee for 2.00.........and Pee Wee says yeah go ahead and show me both of them. My favorite part - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Paid administrative leave. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Paid administrative leave. Nice. Go Unions! There needs to be some kind of sliding scale that calculates the age of the kid vs the hottness of the teacher when coming up with punishment. For instance, a 14 year old kid with this horrid skank should be about 12 years in prison. The hottie in FL a couple years ago with a 16 yo? Probation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 At 14, walking into a hotel room all horned up in the dark, I'd at least let my teacher give me an oral exam. Just sayin... if i saw her face at 14 i may have freaked out a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bizell Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 KILL IT WITH FIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 What's a 14 year old doing in Elementary School? Is that the child that got left behind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I don't buy the boy's story. We're supposed to believe that the room was pitch black dark, she never spoke, and he couldn't tell the difference between his girlfriend's body and this woman's. Maybe his girlfriend is about the same shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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