The Poojer Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 have a drs appt tomorrow with a female dr who will be checking around in the nether regions. Need some help to maintain diverted attention from the goings on in my immediate surroundings..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Grit your teeth and think of England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 is she hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 have a drs appt tomorrow with a female dr who will be checking around in the nether regions. Need some help to maintain diverted attention from the goings on in my immediate surroundings..... 573841[/snapback] Don't hold back. Maybe she'll take it as a compliment and ask you out for a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 don't know, my never met her, my regular dr. was unavailable though, does it really matter if she's hot if she's playing around down there? is she hot? 573848[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Tell her you just went swimming to stop her laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Quit being a baby, take one for the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Tell her you just went swimming to stop her laughing. 573852[/snapback] The old shrinkage claim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 have a drs appt tomorrow with a female dr who will be checking around in the nether regions. Need some help to maintain diverted attention from the goings on in my immediate surroundings..... 573841[/snapback] I never had a problem with seeing female doctors. Stop being a wuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 That's funny. We girls have had opposite sex doctors for years who touch us everywhere. I always followed Tenny's advice. Just closed my eyes and thought of England. Believe me, you will not "react". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 have a drs appt tomorrow with a female dr who will be checking around in the nether regions. Need some help to maintain diverted attention from the goings on in my immediate surroundings..... 573841[/snapback] Just keep imagining this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 That's funny. We girls have had opposite sex doctors for years who touch us everywhere. I always followed Tenny's advice. Just closed my eyes and thought of England. Believe me, you will not "react". 573865[/snapback] It's a little bit easier, though, when the procedure involves stirrups and ice-cold spoons... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 have a drs appt tomorrow with a female dr who will be checking around in the nether regions. Need some help to maintain diverted attention from the goings on in my immediate surroundings..... 573841[/snapback] I wouldn't be concerned with sporting wood; that's a pretty antiseptic environment. Instead, I'd focus on yard maintenance beforehand. It never hurts to make a good impression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 Yard Maintenance , took me a second to get that one, but when I did, it gave me a hearty laugh...good one! I wouldn't be concerned with sporting wood; that's a pretty antiseptic environment. Instead, I'd focus on yard maintenance beforehand. It never hurts to make a good impression. 573874[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live&DieBillsFootball Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Look on the bright side...If she's checking your prostate, her fingers are probably smaller than the male doc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30dive Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Look on the bright side...If she's checking your prostate, her fingers are probably smaller than the male doc. 573885[/snapback] You just made me rethink the whole idea about having a female doctor. I feel better already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 when she says bend over you will know that it is her finger that she is using . have a good day . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Just relax. It's not a big deal. I had a really HOT doctor check me "down there" during a physical. (Lime green one-piece dress, could see her wearing a garder belt through the dress, matching colored 4 inch heels). The rubber gloves end any fantasies really quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpbillsfan Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Just keep imagining this. 573866[/snapback] Please don't ever do that again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCDAWG Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I have a group of doctors and you get who you get...sometimes a woman. I find it best to have the mind set of "it's go time". I am butt ass naked when she comes in the room. She got a chuckle out of it the first time and then she got the wierd stuff out of the way right up front...then the rest is easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buford T. Justice Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Just relax. It's not a big deal. I had a really HOT doctor check me "down there" during a physical. (Lime green one-piece dress, could see her wearing a garder belt through the dress, matching colored 4 inch heels). The rubber gloves end any fantasies really quick. 573942[/snapback] Unless Pooj has a latex fantasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Please don't ever do that again. 573961[/snapback] What, you thought it would be a pleasant image? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Wink at her when she gives you the grope. Hopefully she won't squirrel-bait you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Moooon River... Seriously....sport wood right before she gets in....by the time she checks you, you'll be 3/4 stiffy and she'll think your hung like a horse.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Yard Maintenance , took me a second to get that one, but when I did, it gave me a hearty laugh...good one! 573880[/snapback] Hey, we expect our ladies to keep themselves tidy down there -- some of us even assist with the process. It's the least we can do to reciprocate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spun Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Grit your teeth and think of England. 573843[/snapback] Lindy England... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I wouldn't be concerned with sporting wood; that's a pretty antiseptic environment. Instead, I'd focus on yard maintenance beforehand. It never hurts to make a good impression. 573874[/snapback] Another term for "manscaping"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I've had a female doc(mid 40's) doing my annual prostate exam for years now. If she never had a problem with it, neither should I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Tell her you just went swimming to stop her laughing. 573852[/snapback] Doctors, pffttt, they don't know anything. I see a holistic healer, Tor Ekman. Tor: No. You know, I am not a business man. I'm a holistic healer. It's a calling, it's a gift. You see, it's in the best interest of the medical profession that you remain sick. You see, that insures good business. You're not a patient. You're a customer. Tor: (Pouring tea) Your tea is ready now. This will solve your so-called tonsil problem. It's a special concoction. It contains crampbark. Jerry: I love crampbark. Tor: Cleavers. Jerry: Cleaver, I once had cleaver as a kid. I was able to lift a car. Tor: And some couchgrass. Jerry: Couchgrass and crampbark? You know, I think that's what killed Curly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Just relax. It's not a big deal. I had a really HOT doctor check me "down there" during a physical. (Lime green one-piece dress, could see her wearing a garder belt through the dress, matching colored 4 inch heels). The rubber gloves end any fantasies really quick. 573942[/snapback] when i was like 12 or 13 i had to go in for a physical and ended up being examined by a hot nurse rubber gloves or not, when you're 13 that is quite an experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCDAWG Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Take a dump on the examining table, she won't notice your small pee-pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 when i was like 12 or 13 i had to go in for a physical and ended up being examined by a hot nurse rubber gloves or not, when you're 13 that is quite an experience 574803[/snapback] I had a similar experience at about the same age. The hottie nurse was taking my blood pressure while I was getting a glimpse down her blouse. Needless to say, the doc had to redo the reading a bit later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I've had a female doc(mid 40's) doing my annual prostate exam for years now. If she never had a problem with it, neither should I. 574105[/snapback] Annual? How old are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 have a drs appt tomorrow with a female dr who will be checking around in the nether regions. Need some help to maintain diverted attention from the goings on in my immediate surroundings..... 573841[/snapback] Pooj - if she's got any "bedside manner" at all she'll be talking to you to divert your attention. My female doc always does this. Not that it helps - things start to stir pretty quickly but she gets done before I do, so to speak Enjoy it while you can - that's my philosophy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Annual? How old are you? 574876[/snapback] late 40's. The years become a blure though during the prostate exam. I want to say I started having the exam done somewhere in my mid to late 30's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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