Mitch Morse pooped his pants

[Rubes]

Not sure if this was posted back when the interview was done, but I didn't catch it until now. Freakin hilarious story.

 

Mid-drive. White pants. Only missed two plays.

"No way I was putting Josh in a position where he'd have to go under center." 🤣🤣🤣

 

 

Of course, if you've never seen it, here's the classic ESPN story from 2010 about how elite athletes poop their pants (or shorts) far more often than we realize...

 

It happens

 

Happy Friday!

 

 

[Walking Tall]

Hell, I damn near ***** my pants on a daily basis now. I can relate.

[Maynard]

1 minute ago, Walking Tall said:

Hell, I damn near ***** my pants on a daily basis now. I can relate.

I’ve thrown out more underwear than I can count. 

[Juice_32]

4 minutes ago, Maynard said:

I’ve thrown out more underwear than I can count. 

 

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I'm an avid turkey hunter and actually shot one this past April with my pants down, full squat. Mouth called him in while doing the deed, had zero time to spare and had to take the shot bare assed. Underwear becomes toilet paper and another turkey hits the fryer.

[T.E.]

I have never shat myself and am routinely confused by all the stories of men who have.

 

 

 

 

Oh no, I just jinxed myself, didn't I?

[US Egg]

11 minutes ago, sunshynman said:

Steroids are known to do that. 

Creatine too…..ugh.

[transient]

Who's Mitch Morris?

[strive_for_five_guy]

6 minutes ago, transient said:

Who's Mitch Morris?

Crappiest spelling I’ve ever seen

[US Egg]

7 minutes ago, transient said:

Who's Mitch Morris?

Hugh’s brother.

[Sweats]

Wait till you get old, my friends........you never know what's going on back there

 

UGH

[TheFunPolice]

I always wondered how common this is. When you're all geared up with pads and uniforms it's not easy or quick to go, and it's not exactly like you can just duck out at any time. 

[JohnBonhamRocks]

This is becoming a safe space for TBDers way too quickly…

[The Tomcat]

45 minutes ago, Juice_32 said:

 

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I'm an avid turkey hunter and actually shot one this past April with my pants down, full squat. Mouth called him in while doing the deed, had zero time to spare and had to take the shot bare assed. Underwear becomes toilet paper and another turkey hits the fryer.

Nice...

 

After a hard night of drinking. Had 5 seconds to make a move....pants down.....nuclear waste spill....there's a deer......boom....deer runs 10 feet directly into a tree, falls over and dies....the ice cream machine was still flowing.   Good times, good times! 

 

Best advise I got was if your going to in the woods sit on a log,  you don't want gravity filling your pants while spreading the legs....and now you know..

Edited 3 hours ago by The Tomcat

[Fleezoid]

Next time I see a guy run of the field for an "equipment/uniform malfunction" I'm going to poop my pants in solidarity. 

 

Cuz I'll be wearing these...

 

 

Edited 3 hours ago by Fleezoid

[Juice_32]

21 minutes ago, The Tomcat said:

Nice...

 

After a hard night of drinking. Had 5 seconds to make a move....pants down.....nuclear waste spill....there's a deer......boom....deer runs 10 feet directly into a tree, falls over and dies....the ice cream machine was still flowing.   Good times, good times! 

 

Best advise I got was if your going to in the woods sit on a log,  you don't want gravity filling your pants while spreading the legs....and now you know..

 

Impressive, a deer would be tougher than a turkey for sure.

 

In fall/spring gear I've got a good method where I get into a deep squat and grip a thin tree or my trailer hitch for leverage. This allows adequate pants clearance. When it really gets tough is duck hunting in waders. That's one I have yet to figure out when you're on short notice.

[Rubes]

1 hour ago, transient said:

Who's Mitch Morris?

 

Oops!

 

[machine gun kelly]

Well, I think horses have it made.  They shirt while running and just keep going.  Gotta love the Broncos.

 

As far as the topic, im sure its happened to more people than admit.  My eldest when was say 5-7, loved playing football at the park so much he would partially shirt, and then come home for dinner.  My ex-wife was so sick of cleaning his underwear, she made him put them back on the next day for school.  Needless to say, he never did it again.

[Jauronimo]

3 hours ago, transient said:

Who's Mitch Morris?

Some people call him Morris because he speaks of the poopatus of love.

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

3 hours ago, T.E. said:

I have never shat myself and am routinely confused by all the stories of men who have.

 

 

 

 

Oh no, I just jinxed myself, didn't I?

Age is definitely not your friend when it comes to this malady / faux pas.

[sunshynman]

Why are my post being deleted?