Season Opening Week Has Finally Arrived!!! -- What's on Your Menu?

[HIT BY SPIKES]

NO more practice meals.

 

This is now real.

 

I have located some skinny funky looking dark chickens from either the Afghan, African or Indian butchers and I intend to pass 4 of them off as RAVENS.

 

Going to give them a good 3+ day marinate since I suspect they are very low in fat and flavour.

 

Late Sunday Afternoon I will light up the Big Green Egg.

 

I will keep an eye out for my neighbour's 35 year old dumb ass Ravens Fan son Bobbi.

 

When I see him, I will quickly sprinkle some fake black feathers acquired from the Dollar Store around the Big Green Egg.

 

I will call Bobbi over and open the BGE's lid to reveal the 4 "RAVENS" I am grilling.

 

What is on your menu?

[GunnerBill]

I'm in Scotland this weekend. So something deep fried at a guess. 

[Ray Stonada]

In Berlin, am thinking to have Jim Beam and Cokes (it comes in a can here), since it will be a 2:20am kickoff.

 

PS your raven gag is hilarious, although I don't know if Bobbi will buy that you plucked the feathers off on your grill...

[HIT BY SPIKES]

9 minutes ago, Ray Stonada said:

In Berlin, am thinking to have Jim Beam and Cokes (it comes in a can here), since it will be a 2:20am kickoff.

 

PS your raven gag is hilarious, although I don't know if Bobbi will buy that you plucked the feathers off on your grill...

 

Bobbi has no post-secondary education and has NEVER held a real job in his life.

 

That free loading off his parents' hard work MF'er will believe whatever I tell him.

 

He is NOT a smart man...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

30 minutes ago, GunnerBill said:

I'm in Scotland this weekend. So something deep fried at a guess. 

 

 

Edited 1 hour ago by HIT BY SPIKES

[eball]

You are more interested in what people are eating before watching football than any person I’ve ever encountered.

 

[HIT BY SPIKES]

5 minutes ago, eball said:

You are more interested in what people are eating before watching football than any person I’ve ever encountered.

 

 

I, once again, find your analysis riveting.

[boater]

8:20 start (or 2020 for you military types, or 0020 UTC) --  who is feasting at that hour?

 

Go to bed on a stomach full of food and beer, blech.