Buffalo ill Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 I can see a dramatic slow motion of Davis jumping into the air with the billdo suctioning perfectly onto his helm. Pretty much the same as scene of Ash and the chainsaw from Army of Darkness. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Success Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Love the jumping through tables. Love "Shout!" I even don't mind the mustard guy. But this tradition? Nope. I truly wish this wasn't associated w/ Buffalo. This isn't a strip club, or swinger's party. People bring kids to these games, in case no one has noticed. 1 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 2 hours ago, TBBills said: They don't pat down the butthole. Unless, of course, you are DeShaun Watson and are willing to pay extra. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Grundy Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, Success said: Love the jumping through tables. Love "Shout!" I even don't mind the mustard guy. But this tradition? Nope. I truly wish this wasn't associated w/ Buffalo. This isn't a strip club, or swinger's party. People bring kids to these games, in case no one has noticed. Some will forever be Toys R Us kids!! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsShredder83 Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 16 hours ago, machine gun kelly said: Fans, don’t be dumb butts. Just move on. A no punt game is the medicine we need. Ive got a fever, and the only prescription is more bildo 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Augie said: Unless, of course, you are DeShaun Watson and are willing to pay extra. Never trust a man with a small towel. 2 hours ago, Since1981 said: I want to see #3 sports center. Not billdo. They won’t show this on broadcast media, ESPN was classy for CPR/replay. But whoha billdo is perfect made for social media BS on billdo— bildos are embarrassing to my personal fandom. McAfee is intentionally pushing this Think you're taking this a little out of hand but whatever. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Ferguson forever Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Success said: Love the jumping through tables. Love "Shout!" I even don't mind the mustard guy. But this tradition? Nope. I truly wish this wasn't associated w/ Buffalo. You're right of course but People bring kids to these games, in case no one has noticed. your right of course but: This song played almost constantly on the radio almost 50 years ago. I was a little kid. Don't think it did me any harm. Edited January 7, 2023 by redtail hawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDogg20 Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 19 hours ago, Pete said: https://amp.barstoolsports.com/blog/1425725/a-brief-history-of-the-bills-mafias-billdo There’s not much not to love about the Bills Mafia. Or the Patriots annual trip up to Orchard Park, surrounded by those tens of thousands of beautiful souls. It’s always been a circle-you-calendar event. Made even more so by a simple inspiration that has taken the nation by storm. The greatest overnight sensation to hit America since the Beatles. When the Dolphins were complaining about snowballs my first thought well you could have it worse…like what we do to the Pats* 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jethro_tull Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) sophmoric and classless. if i were a player, visitor or official and saw that happen the reputation of this fan base would be tarnished. we should not lower ourselves to the level of other cities with crass fans. lets set an example like cincy. no. Edited January 7, 2023 by jethro_tull 1 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeeDrip Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 The original intent was for Brady, who EFFED us every chance he got. The “tradition” should die just like the Patriot Way has. 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunsgoodtime Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 My 1st and only home Buffalo game was the 1st ***** toss against the patriots. It was the highlight of that game. 19 hours ago, John from Riverside said: Sir what are you doing with three of these in your possession I have 3 holes sir 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 4 hours ago, BillsShredder83 said: Ive got a fever, and the only prescription is more bildo You sir are my hero 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 7, 2023 Author Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) So I think even the dullest, prude, uptight person would laugh hysterically if Mac was swearing at his coaches as his MO- and in the middle of Mac’s temper tantrum- a Billdo rolls by LMAO that just might send Mac over the edge! Lol Edited January 7, 2023 by Pete 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Coot Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 "Sometime when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for Hamlin." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMWR100RT Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 This thread proves I am a perennial sophomore. 😁 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsShredder83 Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 13 minutes ago, BMWR100RT said: This thread proves I am a perennial sophomore. 😁 Same. Which players u think would be most likely to autograph one? Not counting Gabe lol almost 100% he would aftee mcafee appearance I think Josh would, off field, at like a autograph session. Second vote is Jordan Phillips 1 hour ago, Gunsgoodtime said: My 1st and only home Buffalo game was the 1st ***** toss against the patriots. It was the highlight of that game. I have 3 holes sir Between that comment and your username, id bet youre fun 😆😆😆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 16 hours ago, The Wiz said: They have the new metal detectors so they don't do a pat down search anymore. At least they didn't when I went this year. Also I'm sure there are creative ways to hide one. Ya gotta r move the electronics, then you are good to go 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 7, 2023 Author Share Posted January 7, 2023 Gabe said if someone throws a Billdo, if Gabe is nearby he said he is going to mount it on top of his helmet and walk around lmao he said it on Mcafee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Ferguson forever Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 1 hour ago, BMWR100RT said: This thread proves I am a perennial sophomore. 😁 I guess that makes me a senior sophomore. Is that bad? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 10 hours ago, Bill Lewes said: yeah, that is definitely what we need to show America after what we've all been through this week . . . (/Sarcasm!) How about throwing (holding up) signs that say "Thanks for the support, America" instead yep I would be ashamed for Bills Fans to come out looking like classless fools (not that there is anything wrong with that ) Right after what we have been through. This game should , i hope be about respect for our humanity, all the while crushing the Patriots into hopeless oblivion on the field Go Bills 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeKayAdams Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 23 hours ago, Nextmanup said: It seems like a bit of a faux pas to throw the Billdo at a Patriots team not being quarterbacked by Tom Brady. That Bildo was all for Tom, wasn't it? 🤷♂️ Not exactly, Nextmanup. The tradition of throwing Billdos at Patriots game pays homage to Buffalo’s rich history of randiness and patriotism. For example, did you know that… 1. Marital aids were the first items that French trader, Pierre Beau Fleuve, exchanged with members of the Iroquois Confederacy? Pierre was in dire need of winter coats for his many British mistresses along the frigid Great Lakes shores. The Haudenosaunee, or “People of the Longhouse,” were in dire need of deep sexual exploration and happened to be masters of beaver fur. It was a perfect mutual trade, one not bested in Western New York until March of 2020 when our beloved Buffalo Bills acquired Stefon Diggs from the Minnesota Vikings. 2. The projectile that took President William (a.k.a. “Bill”) McKinley’s life here on September 14, 1901, was in fact a hilariously floppy rubber cylindrical object and NOT the metal bullet that most fanciers of American history assume? 3. The Buffalo metropolitan area was once the nexus of America’s great “Porn Belt” and had rapidly become the leading producer of dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, handcuffs, collars/leashes, paddles, all types of leather restraints, nipple clamps, and pretty much anything totally HAWT??!! This particular industry happened to be what fueled America’s post-World War 2 domestic manufacturing renaissance. Unfortunately, the mid-century opening of the St. Lawrence Seaway significantly contributed to this industry’s eventual demise in Western New York. You could fit many more seamen down their passageway up there than you could in the Erie Canal, basically. And if you’re looking for the specific connection between pro football and Billdos, look no further than December 5, 1920. That was the day that Buffalo’s original NFL team, the aptly named All-Americans, tied a critical game with the rival Akron Pros which ultimately cost our Queen City its claim to the nascent league’s first championship. The referees had apparently lost their balls, so Buffalo’s head coach/QB/team captain/improviser extraordinaire Tommy Hughitt resourcefully offered them his wife’s marital aid as a substitute. The final score was 0-0 because no team could sustain a scoring drive, what with all the fumbles due to the likely fact that everyone was too red-faced to handle the makeshift football. So with all this newfound historical knowledge, Nextmanup, I hope you’ll now have a greater appreciation for Billdo Day?? Enjoy the game, everyone, and make sure you strike Mac Jones with your Billdo just as hard as you would for Tom Brady! By doing so, you’ll effectively be demonstrating to the watching nation your love and pride for all of Western New York! Bonus Billdo Day Pro Tip: The anal orifice can be a most excellent place to hide your Billdo from stadium security, but make sure it has a flared base for easy and safe extraction when the right time in the game presents itself. And during extraction, remember to go slow, arch your back, think of those Kegels you should have been practicing in private during the tailgate, and think about Dawson Knox’s v-shaped torso and muscular biceps in those cute tank tops he likes to wear in the cold…if that helps a little. Also don’t be afraid to ask those slightly creepy and drunk guys seated behind you for assistance. We are, after all, the quintessential “City of Good Neighbors.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Ferguson forever Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 On 1/7/2023 at 10:09 AM, Livinginthepast said: Based on the wording of the thread title, should we only use Arthurian - Shakespearian English in our posts? "Methinks, the arena doth be fillith with vast codpieces and merriment"!! but apparently no chastity belts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillnutinHouston Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 Would be completely tone deaf for idiots to do something like this today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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