It's Miami Week! You know what that means...HAIKU

[TampaBillsJunkie]

I love Haiku week

Because I hate Miami

Smelly little fish

 

[ExWNYer]

Short week for the Fish

Josh and the weather scare them

Bills plow them over

[EmotionallyUnstable]

Your poems are dumb

What a wacko tradition

Just go beat the fish

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

  On 12/14/2022 at 1:04 AM, EmotionallyUnstable said:

Your poems are dumb

What a wacko tradition

Just go beat the fish

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Cast out this nooblord 

Haikus for Miami are 

Ancient tradition 

 

 

[Let's Go Buffalo]

Revenge will be sweet

This time it's in Orchard Park

Let's Go Buffalo

[Locomark]

Heaters are dampened 

Frozen Fish Screaming for Home

A Thunderous Herd

 

Edited December 14, 2022 by Locomark

[Motorin']

This Saturday night.

Revenge will be served ice cold. 

Winter is coming. 

[Locomark]

Heat, many backups

So left fake Miami hype

Time to pay real Bills 

 

Edited December 14, 2022 by Locomark

[Dan Darragh]

Bills in red jammies

means a long day for Tua

Fish rot from the head 

[Dablitzkrieg]

Beat down in B-lo

Tua Turndaballova

MVP my ass

[ChevyVanMiller]

Don’t care if he’s vaxxed 

3rd and 5, no problem, bro

Cole Beasley is back!

[ExWNYer]

Net win for the Bills

Tua is not Dolphin safe

Miami gets canned

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

  On 12/14/2022 at 5:16 AM, Motorin' said:

This Saturday night.

Revenge will be served ice cold. 

Winter is coming. 

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Points for seasonal reference. 👍

  On 12/14/2022 at 1:04 AM, EmotionallyUnstable said:

Your poems are dumb

What a wacko tradition

Just go beat the fish

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If we pronounce 'poems' as two syllables, high marks.

[ExWNYer]

Santa's list shows that

Tua, Waddle, and Tyreek

Will all get a loss

[Shay]

 

Tua goes boom boom

fins flopping in Buffalo

It might be chilly

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Son of a K-Gun]

Snowy Highmark stars

as Nakatomi Plaza.

Tua will Die, Hard.

 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

  On 12/14/2022 at 7:30 PM, Son of a K-Gun said:

Snowy Highmark stars

as Nakatomi Plaza.

Tua will Die, Hard.

 

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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

This is the kid we all called 'Teacher's Pet'.

😁

Edited December 14, 2022 by Ridgewaycynic2013

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

  On 12/14/2022 at 7:30 PM, Son of a K-Gun said:

Snowy Highmark stars

as Nakatomi Plaza.

Tua will Die, Hard.

 

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This is how it's done

Now I have a machine gun 

Ho ho ho dolphins 

 

 

[K-9]

The Miami coach named McDaniel

Will face a team he can’t handle

Because the blizzard and cold

Will see his team fold

As the harsh winds blow out his candle

[jethro_tull]

The weak Dolphins when 

Exposed to cold frigid air

Are gutless, worthless