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4 hours ago, SinceThe70s said:

I have a habit of incorporating movie lines into my everyday life. Sometimes it drives my wife crazy - other times she's been known to quote my frequently used lines. 

 

 

Yeah, my wife would say that to be adopted into my family, you had to be able to qoute movie lines.

 

Too many to mention, but one of the more recent ones for me comes from the Ballad of Buster Scruggs.

 

After one of the greatest gunfights in Hollywood history...

 

 

"I'm not a devious man by nature, but when you're unarmed, your tactics might gotta be downright Archimedean."

 

And the song he sings afterward is catchy...it ends up going through your head.

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Every time one of my buddies orders a beer that has the name of or is best served with fruit I ask them a line the waitress asks 

Ralph Macchio (Maz) in a restaurant scene from beer league when he orders egg white omelet, dry wheat toast, & grapefruit juice...you want a side of **** with that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a7a2N_cv5U

 

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7 minutes ago, Steve O said:

Every time one of my buddies orders a beer that has the name of or is best served fruit I ask them a line the waitress asks Maz in a restaurant scene from beer league when he orders egg white omelet, dry wheat toast, grapefruit juice...you want a side of **** with that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a7a2N_cv5U

 


when I order a beer an it has a wedge of lime or lemon 

 

I tell the server that I offered a beer and not a fruity drink 🍺 

 

chances are she went back to the bar, tossed the wedge and brought back the same bottle 

But I made my point.  If I wanted the wedge l’d ask for it. 

 

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Just now, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said:

when I order a beer an it has a wedge of lime or lemon 

 

I tell the server that I offered a beer and not a fruity drink 🍺 

 

chances are she went back to the bar, tossed the wedge and brought back the same bottle 

But I made my point.  If I wanted the wedge l’d ask for it.

 

And probably spit in it.

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33 minutes ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said:


when I order a beer an it has a wedge of lime or lemon 

 

I tell the server that I offered a beer and not a fruity drink 🍺 

 

chances are she went back to the bar, tossed the wedge and brought back the same bottle 

But I made my point.  If I wanted the wedge l’d ask for it. 

 

 

I just say "No lime, please" when I order. Works every time.

 

 

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Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that ***** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a ***** before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some ***** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that ***** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd. he became the shepherd instead of the vengeance. Jules Winnfield- Samuel L. Jackson

this quote is the epitome of iconic IMO

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