4merper4mer Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 My tied for 5th cousin Brenda is a pretty cool chick overall and normally doesn't fall for a bunch of marketing hooh hah. Lately every time I talk to her she just raves about this new body wash she is using that is made from oatmeal and shabe udder. Now Brenda has always has amazing radiant supple skin that simply glows but she says it is the best it's ever been. I guess I can see how the oatmeal could be exfoliating but I still find it off putting. What about shabe udder though? No way. I'm not washing myself with anything udder and I never even heard of a shabe. It sounds like a slug. Gross. Anyway the point is even desirable, beautiful, normal people like Brenda can be suckered in by these products that have low costs and high margins. Oatmeal is practically free and udders can't be expensive but she pays $30 a bottle. Can you guys think of some crazy but cheap ingredients we can use for soap/candles/perfume or some other crap women will buy for big $$$$$? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Shabe udder sounds like rubbing your body with a bunch of nipples. No thanks. I"m afraid to google that *****!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, Gugny said: Shabe udder It's a fatty substance that may have originated in the stadium where your favorite baseball team used to play. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 1 hour ago, 4merper4mer said: My tied for 5th cousin Brenda is a pretty cool chick overall and normally doesn't fall for a bunch of marketing hooh hah. Lately every time I talk to her she just raves about this new body wash she is using that is made from oatmeal and shabe udder. Now Brenda has always has amazing radiant supple skin that simply glows but she says it is the best it's ever been. I guess I can see how the oatmeal could be exfoliating but I still find it off putting. What about shabe udder though? No way. I'm not washing myself with anything udder and I never even heard of a shabe. It sounds like a slug. Gross. Anyway the point is even desirable, beautiful, normal people like Brenda can be suckered in by these products that have low costs and high margins. Oatmeal is practically free and udders can't be expensive but she pays $30 a bottle. Can you guys think of some crazy but cheap ingredients we can use for soap/candles/perfume or some other crap women will buy for big $$$$$? Ummm soooo what's the name of the product? I'm er, uh, asking for a friend. ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Gugny said: sounds like rubbing your body with a bunch of nipples. No thanks. "Yes please" or "no thanks" is entirely dependent upon whose nipples we're talking about. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share Posted August 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Buffalo_Gal said: Ummm soooo what's the name of the product? I'm er, uh, asking for a friend. ? I'll check with cousin Brenda on the brand. I mean it must be really good because she said her skin is better than ever, and trust me she has beautiful skin. It glows and is soft to the touch from the tips of her toes to her soft heels, every inch of her long legs, the small of her back, and her beautiful shoulders. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 1 hour ago, 4merper4mer said: I'll check with cousin Brenda on the brand. I mean it must be really good because she said her skin is better than ever, and trust me she has beautiful skin. It glows and is soft to the touch from the tips of her toes to her soft heels, every inch of her long legs, the small of her back, and her beautiful shoulders. Sounds like you're getting mighty touchy with cousin Brenda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Is this a "Would Ya" thread, or not? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share Posted August 23, 2020 35 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said: Sounds like you're getting mighty touchy with cousin Brenda I'm not going to lie we've had a few experiences. It's not a big deal though because she is my tied for 5th cousin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 14 hours ago, 4merper4mer said: I'm not going to lie we've had a few experiences. It's not a big deal though because she is my tied for 5th cousin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 16 hours ago, 4merper4mer said: I'll check with cousin Brenda on the brand. I mean it must be really good because she said her skin is better than ever, and trust me she has beautiful skin. It glows and is soft to the touch from the tips of her toes to her soft heels, every inch of her long legs, the small of her back, and her beautiful shoulders. Well, this thread certainly took a hard left turn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 what the ***** is going on in here? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 45 minutes ago, teef said: what the ***** is going on in here? Sum of dat family love. Dat sweet sweet family love 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarleyNY Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 19 hours ago, WhoTom said: "Yes please" or "no thanks" is entirely dependent upon whose nipples we're talking about. Yeah, let’s not be hasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 24, 2020 Author Share Posted August 24, 2020 20 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said: Sum of dat family love. Dat sweet sweet family love Why is everyone getting so bent out of shape here? It's not like she is my first cousin. She's my tied for 5th cousin so it's no big deal. My first cousin is Bob who is my dad's brother's kid. Then my mom's brother's kids Trevor and Tara, my mom's sister's kid Tom, then Brenda and Brandon who are twins, my tied for 5th cousins who are siblings with Bob. Can we focus on the $$$$$$$ now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarleyNY Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 16 hours ago, 4merper4mer said: I'm not going to lie we've had a few experiences. It's not a big deal though because she is my tied for 5th cousin. Tied for fifth among cousins you’ve had experiences with? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 33 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said: Sum of dat family love. Dat sweet sweet family love i'm not sure to be scared or intrigued. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 24, 2020 Author Share Posted August 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, BarleyNY said: Tied for fifth among cousins you’ve had experiences with? Very funny. Tara is my third cousin, which is a little sketchy and she's not very attractive anyway. The rest are dudes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 12 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said: Why is everyone getting so bent out of shape here? It's not like she is my first cousin. She's my tied for 5th cousin so it's no big deal. My first cousin is Bob who is my dad's brother's kid. Then my mom's brother's kids Trevor and Tara, my mom's sister's kid Tom, then Brenda and Brandon who are twins, my tied for 5th cousins who are siblings with Bob. Can we focus on the $$$$$$$ now? I’m focused on you getting me the name of the damn product! Erm, my friend... getting my friend the name of the damn product. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 2 hours ago, 4merper4mer said: Why is everyone getting so bent out of shape here? It's not like she is my first cousin. She's my tied for 5th cousin so it's no big deal. My first cousin is Bob who is my dad's brother's kid. Then my mom's brother's kids Trevor and Tara, my mom's sister's kid Tom, then Brenda and Brandon who are twins, my tied for 5th cousins who are siblings with Bob. Can we focus on the $$$$$$$ now? I'm not bent out of shape. You do you bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarleyNY Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 (edited) Back on topic: Things like Bombas socks and TOMS shoes (though they stopped their “buy one, donate one” program). It’s not that stuff like that is bad, it’s that it’s just way overpriced. The wife drunk shopped on line and we wound up with a bunch of Bombas socks. They were good socks, but not better or more durable than others. The old adage of “you get what you pay for” is really “at best you get what you pay for”. There’s a lot of overpriced stuff out there with either a gimmick or sales hype that doesn’t match the product. Edited August 24, 2020 by BarleyNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 (edited) On 8/23/2020 at 11:52 AM, 4merper4mer said: Anyway the point is even desirable, beautiful, normal people This doesnt make sense plenty of beautiful and desirable women are stupid, Most are actually crazy. The best is ugly women that become beautiful, they are actually the most normal. Edited August 24, 2020 by TBBills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 8 hours ago, teef said: what the ***** is going on in here? Something about shae butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 9 hours ago, teef said: what the ***** is going on in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 25, 2020 Author Share Posted August 25, 2020 3 hours ago, TBBills said: This doesnt make sense plenty of beautiful and desirable women are stupid, Most are actually crazy. The best is ugly women that become beautiful, they are actually the most normal. Brenda does fall for tricks like shabe udder but she is normal and her skin is spectacular. If you had the pleasure, I'm sure you'd forget any flaws she might have while gently caressing her perfect skin. It's almost as if it is caressing you back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 On 8/24/2020 at 12:05 PM, 4merper4mer said: Very funny. Tara is my third cousin, which is a little sketchy and she's not very attractive anyway. The rest are dudes. Well, don't let that stop you... On 8/24/2020 at 2:05 PM, Patrick_Duffy said: I'm not bent out of shape. You do you bro. Careful, he might take it literally... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 Whatever floats your boat, I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSOL Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 On 8/23/2020 at 5:29 PM, 4merper4mer said: I'll check with cousin Brenda on the brand. I mean it must be really good because she said her skin is better than ever, and trust me she has beautiful skin. It glows and is soft to the touch from the tips of her toes to her soft heels, every inch of her long legs, the small of her back, and her beautiful shoulders. Dude... It's your cousin... Simmer down ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 31, 2020 Author Share Posted August 31, 2020 8 hours ago, The so said: Dude... It's your cousin... Simmer down ? My tied for 5th cousin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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