Special K Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 (edited) Another Anthony Jeselnik gem: "My father was a mean and angry drunk, but he never ever hit or abused me or my mother.......now I don't know if that means that he really loved my mother and I........or that he really, really hated my sister." Edited May 22, 2023 by Special K 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Royale with Cheese Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 (edited) My son refused to let the dentist work by keeping his mouth shut. He was scared. I showed him the clip from Castaway where Tom Hanks takes the skate to knock out his infected tooth. I told him that's what happens if you don't let the dentist take care of your teeth. Good idea or bad idea? Edited May 25, 2023 by Royale with Cheese 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Those with high self esteem need not apply. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fleezoid Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 18 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: My son refused to let the dentist work by keeping his mouth shut. He was scared. I showed him the clip from Castaway where Tom Hanks takes the skate to not out his infected tooth. I told him that's what happens if you don't let the dentist take care of your teeth. Good idea or bad idea? Not a bad idea. But I'd show him a picture of the Bitter Beer guy. Tell him that's what he's gonna like if he loses all his teeth. Never mind. If he's a young kid, he'll probably think it's cool. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheCockSportif Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 My sister's cat has been attacking potential buyers of their home in Denver. They've been drugging the cat ahead of any showing. It's fabulous, oh, and I hate that cat anyways. Not a knee slapper by any stretch, but drugged cats are hilarious. I don't know if there's a band called Drugged Cats, because I haven't checked, but if there isn't one, then there should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheCockSportif Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 I keep forgetting to take a picture of it, but Wegman's in Niagara Falls has an aisle with the word POLISH on the aisle marker. I've always thought that the label was on brand for the region, no matter the context of the aisle marker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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