DC Tom Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Tiberius said: I was just telling a little personal story and you want me crucified Yes. What story? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 1 minute ago, DC Tom said: Yes. What story? who do you want crucified today, Tom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 18 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Yes. What story? My electric snow blower story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 34 minutes ago, Tiberius said: My electric snow blower story Let me explain the joke: "yes" refers to "Do you want me crucified?" "What story?" isn't a question meant to be answered, it's a statement to the effect that I didn't see any story. Thereby the implication being I simply want you crucified, regardless of any story. "What story?" being, in this case, a question used as a rhetorical device, which is usually known as a "rhetorical question." It's not something you answer. And truth be told, no, I don't want you crucified. Last thing I want is you made a martyr. I'd rather you were electrocuted by your snowblower, like the idiot you are. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 9 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Let me explain the joke: "yes" refers to "Do you want me crucified?" "What story?" isn't a question meant to be answered, it's a statement to the effect that I didn't see any story. Thereby the implication being I simply want you crucified, regardless of any story. "What story?" being, in this case, a question used as a rhetorical device, which is usually known as a "rhetorical question." It's not something you answer. And truth be told, no, I don't want you crucified. Last thing I want is you made a martyr. I'd rather you were electrocuted by your snowblower, like the idiot you are. I'm sorry you wasted so much time writing that But at least it kept you out of trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 24 minutes ago, Tiberius said: I'm sorry you wasted so much time writing that But at least it kept you out of trouble I have to sincerely congratulate you on, for once, writing a good comeback. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 37 minutes ago, DC Tom said: And truth be told, no, I don't want you crucified. Last thing I want is you made a martyr. I'd rather you were electrocuted by your snowblower, like the idiot you are. response of the year so far.... don haveta be a martyr, they lined up crucifixions by the hundreds in olden days, if i recall my Tacitus correctly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Umm... https://mobile.twitter.com/Barnes_Law/status/1203350157875482626 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Deranged Rhino said: Umm... https://mobile.twitter.com/Barnes_Law/status/1203350157875482626 Isn't this how Planet of the Apes started ? . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 (edited) . . Edited December 7, 2019 by B-Man 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 . 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Ryan Reynolds' response to the Peloton ad "controversy." Yes, same actress... 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 7 hours ago, Deranged Rhino said: Umm... https://mobile.twitter.com/Barnes_Law/status/1203350157875482626 Here's how they did it: https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/6340/Love-Gravy/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 4 hours ago, DC Tom said: Ryan Reynolds' response to the Peloton ad "controversy." Yes, same actress... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 https://twitter.com/HSajwanization/status/1203546727573262337 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted December 8, 2019 Author Share Posted December 8, 2019 17 minutes ago, Foxx said: https://twitter.com/HSajwanization/status/1203546727573262337 Very nice. I had to listen to it twice since the first time I was distracted thinking that it was going to be an Ode To Achmed, the dead terrorist. They might want to trim out that door too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Foxx said: https://twitter.com/HSajwanization/status/1203546727573262337 Here's her twitter page. She has other performances on it: https://twitter.com/NoraOnly 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 This. Thread. Is. Awesome! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 36 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said: This. Thread. Is. Awesome! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 This is awesome. 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Deranged Rhino Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 "Meesa baby too!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 . A perennial Republican House candidate whose doomed bids against Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) have become a cause celebre on the right was arrested Saturday on three felony charges. Businessman Omar Navarro has leveraged his frequent campaigns against Waters to become a prominent voice on the far-right, earning more than $1 million in campaign contributions and the backing of Trumpworld figures like controversial former sheriff Joe Arpaio, former Trump adviser Roger Stone, and Ret. Gen. Michael Flynn. Despite that support, Navarro lost both his 2016 and 2018 runs against Waters by more than 50 percentage points each. Faced with unanimous voter rejection, Navarro has chosen to run again in 2020. But now, he faces significant legal troubles related to alleged stalking of his ex-girlfriend. San Francisco police arrested Navarro on Saturday night, after he was allegedly seen near ex-girlfriend DeAnna Lorraine Tesoriero’s apartment. Tesoriero, a self-styled MAGA relationship expert who is running a quixotic congressional run of her own against Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), told The Daily Beast that she saw Navarro skulking outside her home late at night. Tesoriero said she then received a text from an unknown number with the message, “B word, I came to see you.” “Clearly, he has a lot of screws loose,” Tesoriero told The Daily Beast. “I think a lot of this power has gotten into his head. He has a lot of money now from campaign donations.” Tesoriero called the police, who arrested Navarro on three felony charges: felony stalking, criminal threats, and attempted extortion. Navarro is also facing a misdemeanor charge for allegedly violating a five-year restraining order Tesoriero received against him earlier this year after months of harassing text messages from Navarro. In an interview, Tesoriero claimed that Navarro offered her money to marry him, threatened to leak her relatives’ addresses to left-wing antifascist “antifa” activists, and even threatened her pets. “He would have stolen my cats,” Tesoriero said. Navarro denied Tesoriero’s allegations and the charges against him, although he acknowledged to The Daily Beast that he was near Tesoriero’s apartment on Saturday night. “Men in this country get treated unjustly, too, you have to acknowledge that,” Navarro said. “Just because a woman says something doesn’t mean it’s true.” Navarro complained that, by calling the police on him, Tesoriero had violated Ronald Reagan’s “11th Commandment,” an often-cited GOP precept warning Republicans not to criticize one another publicly. “Obviously she’s not honoring the 11th Commandment from Ronald Reagan,” Navarro said. Tesoriero dated Navarro for a few months earlier this year, and once organized a testosterone-soaked “Tribute to Men” with him featuring various pro-Trump personalities like PragerU YouTube star Will Witt and former Pussycat Dolls singer Kaya Jones. But their relationship has soured since then, with Navarro getting in a confrontation with Tesoriero at a Washington, D.C. bar in the lead-up to a rally for the far-right Proud Boys men’s group. The fallout from that fight cost Navarro many of his allies on the right, including the Proud Boys, a pro-Trump group of self-described “Western chauvinists” whose members have faced assault charges in New York and Oregon. Navarro responded by blasting the Proud Boys as the “joke boys.” https://www.thedailybeast.com/maxine-waters-trump-loving-challenger-omar-navarro-arrested-for-stalking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Don't look, @Chef Jim -- it's football related (but not Bills) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 . 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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3rdnlng Posted December 10, 2019 Author Share Posted December 10, 2019 10 minutes ago, Gary Busey said: "I'll try to keep it peaceful and positive in this thread. Let's all try to do the same." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Deranged Rhino said: Don't look, @Chef Jim -- it's football related (but not Bills) It’s also in your stashes thread so it’s safe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Caption Time! "Who let Swalwell in the room ?" "When I snap my fingers you will awaken, and will believe that Trump is the greatest president ever " 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 (edited) 27 minutes ago, B-Man said: Caption Time! there's no place like home..... there's no place like home..... Edited December 10, 2019 by Foxx 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 8 minutes ago, B-Man said: Caption Time! Pelosi: "Ten more minutes until Happy Hour... Ten more minutes until Happy Hour... Nine more minutes until Happy Hour..." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Foxx said: there's no place like home..... there's no place like home..... happy place happy place meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted December 10, 2019 Author Share Posted December 10, 2019 22 minutes ago, B-Man said: Caption Time! Smells like Schiff in here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 31 minutes ago, B-Man said: Caption Time! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 The 12th!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 16 minutes ago, Hedge said: The 12th!!!! never! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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