Chef Jim Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 If my phone changes !@#$ing to ducking one more time Im going to ducking throw my ducking phone out the ducking window. Duckity-duck-duck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 (edited) Fortunately my phone doesn't auto-correct F bombs. That would be really frustrating. My frustrating autocorrect has to do with my address, which ends in tage and keeps getting autocorrected to gate. Edited October 17, 2017 by Steve O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 It keeps auto-correcting my last name to "Petty." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 The thing that pisses me off most is when I hit "b" instead of a space between words .... you can't figure that **** out and put the ducking space in there?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 A former colleague named Anil didn't appreciate it auto-correcting to anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 It's more funny than frustrating, but my iphone always capitalizes the "w" in windows. I wouldn't expect them to constantly be pushing a competitor like that. Â One that is kind of frustrating is that mine will always capitalize "us" and turn it into "US". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 your you're Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 the third alphabetized item in a list gets a copyright symbol a) b) copyright symbol d) e) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 I hate the new iOS keyboard. Duckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roundybout Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Telling someone to "go duck themselves" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 When I try to type to my wife "I will be home after the next beer" gets auto corrected to "You have ruined my life, you evil life draining demon" Â I hate when that happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 When I try to type to my wife "I will be home after the next beer" gets auto corrected to "You have ruined my life, you evil life draining demon"  I hate when that happens  i'm having 3 more now, don't care what that woman sez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 It keeps auto-correcting my last name to "Petty." Â Perhaps the algorithm is just being descriptive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Â Perhaps the algorithm is just being descriptive? Â Well, ****. I just !@#$ing walked in to that one, didn't I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 17, 2017 Author Share Posted October 17, 2017 When I try to type to my wife "I will be home after the next beer" gets auto corrected to "You have ruined my life, you evil life draining demon"  I hate when that happens  Ducking awesome!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 once the word "orgasm" got switched to "organ" for a large email audience, took a few weeks to get over that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 sending email to recipients @hpe.com sometimes resolves to @hoe.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 At least I can type vague Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 once the word "orgasm" got switched to "organ" for a large email audience, took a few weeks to get over that one That's probably better than the other way around. You don't want to go throwing around random orgasms. THAT could get out of hand.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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