Cripple Creek Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 I'm guessing the coffin will be glued shut No staples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Link? TheCatechism.org "Ours"=Christianity vs. say that religion that get "12 virgins." ;-) LoL... That's really a site! Just checked. Anyway, not saying all Christians are Catholics, but all Catholics are Christians and Catholicism is the original and first apostolic church with direct lineage to Jesus himself. And... Jesus and his Chief of Staff/Gate Keeper, Peter, both confirmed: "No sex for you in heaven!"** Crap... So you guys better start getting it down here! Look on the bright side, who says any of us are getting past those Pearly Gates. Trust me, no way Hef agreed to the EULA getting past Peter. He paid the ferryman and is having a blast. /EiL_knows_CanonLaw **Unless your church sanctioned wife is in heaven too and then and only then, the "missionary postion" is acceptable while out of view of the other heavenly residents and with the shades pulled tight to temporarily block eternal heavenly illumination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 TheCatechism.org "Ours"=Christianity vs. say that religion that get "12 virgins." ;-) LoL... That's really a site! Just checked. Anyway, not saying all Christians are Catholics, but all Catholics are Christians and Catholicism is the original and first apostolic church with direct lineage to Jesus himself. And... Jesus and his Chief of Staff/Gate Keeper, Peter, both confirmed: "No sex for you in heaven!"** Crap... So you guys better start getting it down here! Look on the bright side, who says any of us are getting past those Pearly Gates. Trust me, no way Hef agreed to the EULA getting past Peter. He paid the ferryman and is having a blast. /EiL_knows_CanonLaw **Unless your church sanctioned wife is in heaven too and then and only then, the "missionary postion" is acceptable while out of view of the other heavenly residents and with the shades pulled tight to temporarily block eternal heavenly illumination. There are so many places I want to go with this. But I won't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 There are so many places I want to go with this. But I won't! LoL! To hell! SATAN! It was a satire. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 LoL! To hell! SATAN! It was a satire. ;-) Oh, I know!!! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 I'm thinking he probably isn't in a better place...no matter where he ended up. Pretty tough to improve on that life. Kidding of course. Kind of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Probably the only person in history who's dying words were "I wish I'd spent more time at the office..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Link? He's had enough to be OK with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 He's had enough to be OK with that. I haven't!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 (edited) Up to the grotto in the sky....thanks for the mammaries. Edited September 28, 2017 by RaoulDuke79 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 RIP, Hef. I hope you went out with a smile on your face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 He's had enough to be OK with that. LoL We never get enough! But I am ok with it if it means hanging with my heavenly pals. They'd probably get annoyed with me anyway and kicked me down to Hades! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KermitMcDermott Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Nice! ;-) Think he is getting a piece down there? You know there is no sex in OUR heaven. ;-) Then heaven is hell. Well it will give Stan Lee a job playing him in biography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 RIP Hef. Oh, and thanks for convincing the Swedish Bikini Team to pose. I don't keep a lot of things, but I kept that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweats Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 FYI: it was bought by the person who owns the house next to the mansion property; the principal owner of Twinkies maker Hostess Brands. And?.............would you want some 90yr. old dude living in your place until he died? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRBills Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 And?.............would you want some 90yr. old dude living in your place until he died? Not just "some 90yr. old dude", this is Hugh f'ing Hefner we are talking about here! Can you even imagine the benefits, er um "bunny-fits" that come with having Hef occupying your house?! Dayum!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 I was just reading an article on Hef. Apparently, he sold the Playboy mansion in 2016 with the stipulation that he get to live in the house until his death. I couldn't imagine buying a house/mansion/estate and being told, "oh, by the way.......this 90 year old guy is going to be living here with you until he dies.........have a nice day". RIP Hef. The property is really large and they'd probably build a new place on the backside of the property. The mansion is actually in such bad condition it probably will be torn down Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 He's being buried right next to Marilyn Monroe! Bought the plot back in 1992, for $7500. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Then heaven is hell. Well it will give Stan Lee a job playing him in biography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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