Punching Bag Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 (edited) TIL that dolphins go on killing sprees when they're sexually frustrated This belongs in locker room talk when we play Miami "dolphins are !@#$s". Oh and dolphins and porpoises can mate (yes it does look as silly as logo on Fish helmet). Edited October 7, 2017 by Limeaid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 This belongs in locker room talk when we play Miami "dolphins are !@#$s". Oh and dolphins and porpoises can mate (yes it does look as silly as logo on Fish helmet). What the hell is that called! Is that with a burro/horse leading to a mule (or hinnie depending on which is which). Oh, and I didn't know males have a prehensile penis. No wonder the Fins are holding dicks! When the ref calls the dolphins for holding, they should announce: "Grabbing with the dick!, #67, Miami, 10 yards, repeat 3rd down." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 What the hell is that called! A shmoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 (edited) TiL... If you stick a bottle of Topo-Chico in the freezer for a few hours, the minerals will not allow it to freeze. Then when you open it, the rush of oxygen will make it freeze instantly. I will try it in a few hours. My wife and daughter are hooked on Topo-Chico, this should blow their minds... I will put one in freezer a few hours before they wake up. Score me a few "science-guy points" with the ladies... LoL Looks like this (or hope it will): Not sure if this works with San Pellegrino or Perrier too??? Edited October 10, 2017 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Was Topo-Chico the mouse on Ed Sullivan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Was Topo-Chico the mouse on Ed Sullivan? Before my time. Not sure? Could be, the spring goes back to the time of the Aztecs. There is a whole "Aztec princess healing story" thing... LoL It's been bottled since 1895 and Topo Chico was first to bottle Coca-Cola in Mexico during 1920s. It means "little mole." My sister inlaw is from Monterrey, Mexico. It's the mountain there: Cerro del Topo Chico. Spring is @ base of mountain. Mountain resembles a "little mole." The mineral water is more popular now in the states the last 20 years. They make other products too, like sangria. That's how I first heard about the brand years ago when we were in Monterrey for the wedding. I have noticed more of a marketing push around this area the last decade. Huge Mexican population in my area. Didn't try the trick yet about freezing it, fell asleep and didn't want to leave it in freezer too long... Maybe tonight I will try. Gonna video it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted October 10, 2017 Author Share Posted October 10, 2017 TIL that when underdog Iceland reached the quarter-final of the 2016 Euro Cup, 10% of Iceland's population traveled to France for the game. The coach was also a dentist. CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 TIL that when underdog Iceland reached the quarter-final of the 2016 Euro Cup, 10% of Iceland's population traveled to France for the game. The coach was also a dentist. CBF And Iceland was amazing in that tournament. Of course, not as amazing as your beloved Portugal, who won the freakin' thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Iceland has totally lucked out on a cinchy draw twice now. The Dutch did their patented el-foldo the first time, and they did it again in this WC qualifying round, but not to Iceland's advantage this time around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Yesterday I learned that "pop goes the weasel" probably means to pawn your coat. http://www.neatorama.com/2015/08/27/Pop-Goes-the-Weasel-What-Does-It-Really-Mean/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Daddy Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Was Topo-Chico the mouse on Ed Sullivan? Topo Gigio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 I did the expierment, trust me, 2 hours is way too long! LoL We came back from dinner and a busted Chico... Worse then finding Freddie Prinze all over your freezer embedded in shards of glass... I am such an azz, idiot, should have known better not leave water in a glass bottle for 2 hours in a freezer @ O degrees F! Even Mexican water 😉😉... Second experiment was 1/2 and that was way too long. Didn't break, but still froze. My daughter had really cold Topo Chico though. I am thinking next experiment @ 15 @ O degrees F. LoL... I gotta make this happen! Bill Nye eat your heart out! Topo Gigio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted October 11, 2017 Author Share Posted October 11, 2017 CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Topo Gigio I heard Joan Rivers wrote the scripts for the skits, but maybe she just made that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 A shmoo. Anakin Skywalker's mother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Anakin Skywalker's mother? Lil Abner creature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted October 12, 2017 Author Share Posted October 12, 2017 TIL Eminem set the Guiness World Record with "Rap God" for most words in a hit single. The song has a record breaking 1560 words in 6 minutes 4 seconds and averaging 4.28 words per second. One section of the song features 97 words in 15 seconds at 6.5 words per second. CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 better than anything Eminem ever did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 TIL Eminem set the Guiness World Record with "Rap God" for most words in a hit single. The song has a record breaking 1560 words in 6 minutes 4 seconds and averaging 4.28 words per second. One section of the song features 97 words in 15 seconds at 6.5 words per second. CBF Wow! I am not a huge fan of rap, but there are a few songs that I absolutely love. Rap God just became one. The Day the Niggaz Took Over is still tops in my book. Sitting in my livin room calm and collected... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 (edited) But you gotta leave your living room and talk to real people and convince them of your unique worth so theyll give you $$$ so you can survive. Edited October 13, 2017 by row_33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 I learned it will take 15.9 years to cover all the video/audio based on 8 hours per day as in the college courses thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 someone wise that i read stated that creativity goes through spells of Victory, then imitation, then boredom Eminem has been in the 3rd stage since around 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share Posted October 13, 2017 TIL that in the US, peanut butter must contain 90% peanuts, otherwise it must be called "peanut spread" CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 TIL that in the US, peanut butter must contain 90% peanuts, otherwise it must be called "peanut spread" CBF the other 10% icing sugar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 the other 10% icing sugar? allowable insect parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 TIL that Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci, and Harvey Keitel will all be in an upcoming mob movie, directed by Martin Scorsese https://www.google.com/amp/www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/al-pacino-robert-de-niro-11334304.amp And then I had a mobgasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 TIL that there's a band called Real Estate. The keys to seeing a good Real Estate concert: location, location, location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 TIL that Heinz ketchup doesn't have 57 varieties. It was a marketing gimmick by the founder. His favorite # was 5 and his wife's favorite # was 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 TIL that Heinz ketchup doesn't have 57 varieties. It was a marketing gimmick by the founder. His favorite # was 5 and his wife's favorite # was 7. Interesting. I assumed they tried 56 recipes that weren't quite good enough, and then found one they liked. Kind of like WD-40: 39 formulas failed, but he nailed it on the 40th try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 (edited) TIL that Heinz ketchup doesn't have 57 varieties. It was a marketing gimmick by the founder. His favorite # was 5 and his wife's favorite # was 7. I believe you were misinformed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinz_57 1934 Cookbook products[edit] Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Pork and Tomato Sauce Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Pork no Tomato Sauce Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Tomato Sauce no Pork Heinz Oven-Baked Red Kidney Beans Heinz Cream of Asparagus Soup Heinz Cream of Celery Soup Heinz Cream of Green Pea Soup Heinz Cream of Mushroom Heinz Cream of Oyster Heinz Cream of Tomato Soup Heinz Bean Soup Heinz Beef Broth Heinz Clam Chowder Heinz Gumbo Creole Heinz Mock Turtle Soup Heinz Scotch Broth Heinz Noodle Soup Heinz Pepper Pot Soup Heinz Vegetable Soup Heinz Consommé Heinz Onion Soup Heinz Mince Meat Heinz Puddings—Date, Fig, and Plum Heinz Peanut Butter Heinz Cooked Spaghetti Heinz Cooked Macaroni Heinz Pure Jellies Heinz Apple Butter Heinz Gherkins—Sweet or Sour Heinz Mixed Pickles—Sweet or Sour Heinz Chow Chow Pickle Heinz Sweet Mustard Pickle Heinz Dill Pickles Heinz Fresh Cucumber Pickle Heinz Strained Foods Heinz India Relish Heinz Sandwich Spread Heinz Pickled Onions—Sweet and Sour Heinz Spanish Queen Olives Heinz Stuffed Spanish Olives Heinz Ripe Olives Heinz Pure Spanish Olive Oil Heinz Tomato Ketchup Heinz Chili Sauce Heinz Beefsteak Sauce* Heinz Pepper Sauce—Red or Green Heinz Worcestershire Sauce Heinz Prepared Mustard—Brown or Yellow Heinz Evaporated Horseradish Heinz Mayonnaise Heinz Pure Malt Vinegar Heinz Pure Cider Vinegar Heinz Distilled White Vinegar Heinz Tarragon Vinegar Heinz Rice Flakes Heinz Breakfast Wheat Heinz Tomato Juice[5] Edited October 14, 2017 by Gugny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 I believe you were misinformed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinz_57 1934 Cookbook products[edit] Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Pork and Tomato Sauce Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Pork no Tomato Sauce Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Tomato Sauce no Pork Heinz Oven-Baked Red Kidney Beans Heinz Cream of Asparagus Soup Heinz Cream of Celery Soup Heinz Cream of Green Pea Soup Heinz Cream of Mushroom Heinz Cream of Oyster Heinz Cream of Tomato Soup Heinz Bean Soup Heinz Beef Broth Heinz Clam Chowder Heinz Gumbo Creole Heinz Mock Turtle Soup Heinz Scotch Broth Heinz Noodle Soup Heinz Pepper Pot Soup Heinz Vegetable Soup Heinz Consommé Heinz Onion Soup Heinz Mince Meat Heinz PuddingsDate, Fig, and Plum Heinz Peanut Butter Heinz Cooked Spaghetti Heinz Cooked Macaroni Heinz Pure Jellies Heinz Apple Butter Heinz GherkinsSweet or Sour Heinz Mixed PicklesSweet or Sour Heinz Chow Chow Pickle Heinz Sweet Mustard Pickle Heinz Dill Pickles Heinz Fresh Cucumber Pickle Heinz Strained Foods Heinz India Relish Heinz Sandwich Spread Heinz Pickled OnionsSweet and Sour Heinz Spanish Queen Olives Heinz Stuffed Spanish Olives Heinz Ripe Olives Heinz Pure Spanish Olive Oil Heinz Tomato Ketchup Heinz Chili Sauce Heinz Beefsteak Sauce* Heinz Pepper SauceRed or Green Heinz Worcestershire Sauce Heinz Prepared MustardBrown or Yellow Heinz Evaporated Horseradish Heinz Mayonnaise Heinz Pure Malt Vinegar Heinz Pure Cider Vinegar Heinz Distilled White Vinegar Heinz Tarragon Vinegar Heinz Rice Flakes Heinz Breakfast Wheat Heinz Tomato Juice[5] Those Bastards. I was fake newsed!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Those Bastards. I was fake newsed!?!?!?! It wasn't all fake. Heinz himself did say 5 & 7 came from fav numbers... ...but like everything else that goes through multiple sources, it comes out the othet end partially skewed. When I hear fake news, that IMO, means a totally bogus story. There is some truth to where the 57 comes from. Oh... And it was a marketing gimmick. They just had 57 varieties to back it up... Actually, they had over 60. Some, Gug didn't list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 TIL while going through drinking age history (I know Wiki, probably pretty accurate): "Puerto Rico drinking age is still 18, since Kept at 18despite 10% highway fundingpenalty under Drinking Age Act" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._history_of_alcohol_minimum_purchase_age_by_state I knew this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Minimum_Drinking_Age_Act Anyway... That 10% withheld for 30 years in Puerto Rico sure could have helped their infrastructure???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 TIL while going through drinking age history (I know Wiki, probably pretty accurate): "Puerto Rico drinking age is still 18, since Kept at 18 despite 10% highway funding penalty under Drinking Age Act" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._history_of_alcohol_minimum_purchase_age_by_state I knew this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Minimum_Drinking_Age_Act Anyway... That 10% withheld for 30 years in Puerto Rico sure could have helped their infrastructure???? And they could have had it if they'd raised their drinking age to 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 It wasn't all fake. Heinz himself did say 5 & 7 came from fav numbers... ...but like everything else that goes through multiple sources, it comes out the othet end partially skewed. When I hear fake news, that IMO, means a totally bogus story. There is some truth to where the 57 comes from. Oh... And it was a marketing gimmick. They just had 57 varieties to back it up... Actually, they had over 60. Some, Gug didn't list. Don't ever correct me in front of my friends again. We've discussed this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted October 16, 2017 Author Share Posted October 16, 2017 TIL that Enligsh is the universal "language of the skies". All pilots must learn and speak English, regardless of their origin. CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 allowable insect parts crusty toast scrapings from the idiots you live with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 TIL that Enligsh is the universal "language of the skies". All pilots must learn and speak English, regardless of their origin. CBF ...if only they had the same rule for call centers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 And in the 80s I was told by the experts that typing would soon be gone and that the English language would be extinct. Gee, how'd they do on that one, EVERYONE TYPES now... and English is the language of the internet. Did that stop the experts from continuing with 100% dead wrong predictions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted October 17, 2017 Author Share Posted October 17, 2017 TIL Eva Mendes' voice was dubbed over in the Steven Seagal movie "Exit Wounds" without her knowledge. A producer later told her her natural voice "didn't sound intelligent enough." She later replied "it was a Steven Seagal movie, and I didn't sound intelligent enough." CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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